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结果我还是比较喜欢这款

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这款硬水, 我不太喜欢它的尾韵

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还蛮好喝的啊

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感觉水本身就有味道

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也是啦

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我的家乡也有一款有名的硬水矿泉水

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我理解这种水有它的独特之处

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硬水对减肥也有帮助

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不过那种淡淡的果香, 还是跟软水更对味

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麦野觉得呢?

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虽然我不会说两种都一样

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但怎样都没差啦

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我懒得走路, 把车子停到后面去

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是

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跟情报说的一样, 这附近没有保全

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那就按照预定, 我跟泷壶打头阵

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芙兰达从后门进来

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好

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赶快解决回去吧

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毕竟熬夜是肌肤的强敌

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在照度为零的深处

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发出浅浅的呼吸

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所谓的正义

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打从一开始就不存在于此

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枪声如雨 余响灼烧

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消灭挡在面前的事物

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迸裂的闪光 灰色的风

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界线有如堆芯熔毁

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孤独与孤独终究无法填补

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即便如此

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在破碎的天空下 我们重写星辰

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即使这不过是刹那的瞬间

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将早已浸染透彻的心愿

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背靠着背刻划成一道序列

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停留在这转瞬即逝的炽热之中

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小心脚边哦

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麦野

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该死

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- 为什么打不开啊
- 面包当主食果然不太好啊

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下半身会水肿

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麦野的问题与其说是饮食

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不如说是不运动吧

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喂喂, 我可是在最前线杀了最多的人耶

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毕竟你都靠能力把人秒杀

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所以那样应该不能算运动

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麦野

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我知道

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麦野麦野

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出入口全部封起来了

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结果啊

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纸本资料跟电脑相关的东西

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全部作废没问题吧?

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对

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人呢?

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废弃处理

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为什么打不开啊

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小心头上

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直升机哦

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小心头上

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有橘色的东西流下来了

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- 好险, 差点就要烧破衣服了
这次算是大工作吧?

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泷壶, 等拿到钱后

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你也买几件符合季节的衣服怎么样?

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像是薄透的夏天洋装

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或是露一点的浴衣之类的

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结果, 旗袍算是有夏天感吗

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我还是最喜欢这件运动服

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等收到报酬

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我一定要帮泷壶好好打扮一番

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那个, 芙兰达

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走了, 泷壶

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麦野

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我是有带"体晶"过来

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我们主要对付的不是能力者, 用不太到吧

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而且这次的猎物似乎很安分

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站住…

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哎呀, 是伟大的博士大人吗

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专门拿小孩子做人体实验的那种

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慢着

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你, 你们想怎么做都随便你们

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如你所见, 我不会抵抗

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我, 我放弃

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你, 你是高等级能力者

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也就是小孩子…

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是不隶属组织的正义英雄

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你应该是看不惯"暗部"那些不人道的研究

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或是觉得被拿来做实验的小鬼
很可怜之类的吧

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反正就是这么一回事对吧

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我退出, 我会就此收手

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既然你们那么痛恨草菅人命的行为

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那么就算我们是恶棍

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要对毫无抵抗能力的我们痛下杀手

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你们多少也会受到良心谴责吧

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原来如此, 竟然来这招啊

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等等, 我投降

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抱歉, 委托内容不是那样

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委托?

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正义英雄很快就会过来这里

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趁事情还没闹大

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赶快把不能曝光的证据全部烧掉

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就是这种黑暗的委托

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其中也包含了人脑中的情报

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抱歉咯

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要是能像某个精神系的Level 5一样

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选择性地消除记忆

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该死的恶棍也许还有机会重新做人呢

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麦野, 那里好像有什么

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虽然好像不怎么紧急

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是那个吗

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结果就是那个吧

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毕竟他们不光把房间藏起来

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还刻意隐藏入口的门

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那给我5分钟

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先等我把全部的人都杀光

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所以说

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结果现在的游戏机真的很厉害

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连健身和健康管理都能帮你搞定

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加入五星好评的健身房比较好吧?

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皮拉提斯啊, 热瑜珈之类的

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麦野

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结果你还是为了减肥…

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为了打造美丽又成熟的迷人身材

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光是为此还得特地腾出时间

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结果根本就不太可能嘛

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就是要一边做其他事
一边没有压力地看到成效

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才有办法持之以恒不是吗

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结果我想要的是

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所有功能都整合在小小的游戏机里的

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那种设计完善的体操软件

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我就是受不了那种繁琐的东西啦

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结果是因为被冷冻休眠了

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才侦测不到心跳和呼吸的反应啊

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跟事前调查的资料一样

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全部都是"人类置物柜"啊

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也就是说, 为了让那个"黑暗的五月计划"

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能够安全撤离而被当成目标

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但对方完全没有抵抗能力

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有点让人郁闷啊

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怎么办?

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结果要全部炸掉吗

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不, 当作伴手礼收下吧

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不过带走一个人就够了

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委托不是要我们把人和物全部销毁吗

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我们有乖乖照做的理由吗

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是无所谓啦

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但你应该不是为了救人这种天真的理由吧

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结果你真正的目的是什么?

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那我就告诉你第一个理由

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上头的委托

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是销毁那些一旦曝光就会有麻烦的资料

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虽然文件上写着"目标"

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但实际上

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这些无法自己说明在这做过什么
也说不出具体数据的实验体小鬼

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照理来说根本无关紧要

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想想委托内容吧

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研究人员和警备小队基本上直接解决就好

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但委托没提到要处理掉那些实验对象吧

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其实没有硬性规定一定要杀掉

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原来如此

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泷壶虽然是重要的瞄准镜

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但她没有战斗能力

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我的原子崩坏杀伤力太强, 不适合防御

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为了弥补这方面的不足

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我听说你虽然是Level 0却颇有实力

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才会让你加入看看

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但比起打斗, 你还是更擅长爆破吧

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实在很难说你专精防御

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而这里全是上等的素材

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麦野

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意思是你想找个擅长防御的能力者是吗

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"黑暗的五月计划"

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被后天植入学园都市第一名

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"一方通行"思考模式的人造高阶能力者们

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我是不知道

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他们复制了那家伙的能力到什么程度啦

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但如果至少有"反射"能力就算赚到了

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作为你的盾牌, 稀有度也算不错吧?

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我看看

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整个计划最成功的实验成果有两个人

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两个都是Level 4

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利用氮气防御的"氮气装甲"绢旗最爱

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跟利用氮气攻击的"氮气爆枪"黑夜海鸟

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结果要唤醒哪个?

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当盾牌的

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麦野, 有毛巾

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哈啰, 你的名字是叫绢旗最爱吗

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你明白现在是什么状况吗

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她没有尖叫耶

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她大概没注意到自己裸体了吧

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才刚解冻, 脑袋转不过来吧

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这样啊

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麦野, 南南西有骚动

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差不多快到极限了

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哎呀

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这些一般警卫比预期的还要认真又迅速耶

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那就在180秒内撤退吧

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等等

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结果那些冷冻睡眠的人怎么办?

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其他还有很多耶

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那就是第二个理由

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有犯人角色正好

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犯人?

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用低速设定让他们慢慢解冻

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等这家伙醒过来的时候

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警卫正好闯进来的话

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刚解冻, 脑袋还一片混乱的她

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会认定是自己发狂, 把研究所给毁了

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结果真有办法那么顺利吗

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毕竟一直以来遭受了这么多过分的对待

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想必有的是让她怀恨在心的理由吧

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既然如此, 就把高分送给复仇者吧

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不管我们杀了多少人都能安全脱身

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那解冻的时间戳记

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保险起见, 我动点手脚改成一小时前好了

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根据能力数据

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麦野的能力和那孩子的氮气枪

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破坏痕迹照理说应该不一样

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懂的人自然看得出来

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我就是看准这一点

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要是真的把整起事件掩饰得不着痕迹

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不就无法证明我们确实完成工作了吗

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所以说

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要留下一些只有"暗部"的人看得懂的线索

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要是疏忽了这种事

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委托方可能会拖着不肯付报酬

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或是有不认识的同行抢走功劳

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到时候要把钱讨回来也很麻烦

228
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好了

229
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好好走路, 赶快溜吧

230
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大家小心别被日夜守护
学园都市和平的警卫发现了

231
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要是被目击到, 就只能把他们全部杀光了

232
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要小心哦

233
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结果你担心的方向跟普通坏蛋完全相反

234
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动作快

235
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,957
准备好的小组赶紧给我冲进去

236
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简直完美

237
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结果就是满分100分

238
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你们超是谁?

239
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"道具"

240
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总之不是正义英雄

241
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那么你觉得呢?

242
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,735
自由的味道如何?

243
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超不赖

244
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(#2 绢旗最爱"新成员")

245
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(学园都市 第15学区)

246
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结果你醒了?

247
00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:02,884
那就赶快穿上这个吧

248
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接下来有重要任务

249
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(专题报道 学园都市的新能力开发)
7月1日, 现在时间已过上午10点

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- 擅自侦测人脸
- 接下来是专题报道

251
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:21,736
- 一大早就逼人看不想看的节目
- 以能力开发闻名的学园都市…

252
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(老家)
大小姐, 早安

253
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,662
貉山, 你为什么老是打市话啊

254
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,040
我根本不会确认语音留言

255
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,668
你直接打我手机, 我也不会不接啊

256
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,296
万万不敢, 大小姐

257
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,465
我不过是微不足道的仆人

258
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,219
未先告知就直接拨打您的手机

259
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,762
岂不是太失礼了

260
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,059
原本我也不该拨打您的市话号码

261
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但我姑且是透过公寓房东转接的方式

262
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勉强顾全了礼数

263
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礼数哦

264
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,692
那有那么重要吗

265
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,735
当然重要

266
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,113
麦野家可是自明治时代起便靠小麦发迹

267
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,031
享有声望与荣耀的名门

268
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毕竟是支撑着全球十四亿人饮食需求的

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谷物生产企业

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讲得再好听, 还不就只是个黑帮

271
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哎呀, 暴力不过是与话术和礼节并列的

272
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谈判筹码之一罢了

273
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暴力是用来驾驭的

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而麦野家的人绝不能反受其摆布

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即使大小姐如今离开本家

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也请您时刻铭记自己身为
荣耀麦野家一员的自觉与担当

277
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,730
姿态放得那么低

278
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结果一大早就在对我说教?

279
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没这回事

280
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话说大小姐, 您近来可好?

281
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还好, 没什么特别的

282
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那我就放心了

283
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:58,166
我好歹是仅有七人的Level 5之一

284
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哪可能随随便便就陷入危机

285
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是吗

286
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,379
除非碰上同等级

287
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:09,677
而且还被称为暗部天敌的学园都市第六名

288
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,430
您的同学们今天不在吗

289
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,558
谁知道, 大概在楼下打闹吧

290
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,566
怎么觉得超空的

291
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,445
这里的店家官方营业时间是早上11点

292
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,698
开店的前一小时, 也就是现在

293
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,736
是只有楼上的公寓住户有特权

294
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:37,371
可以逛街购物的秘密时段啦

295
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,790
你想看那个吗

296
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,753
不, 我只是在想这里原来有电影院

297
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,339
你笑什么?

298
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,967
每次讲到胸部

299
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:54,347
结果一直以来被取笑的都是我

300
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,099
没想到会出现一个

301
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,060
连我的旧衣服穿起来都松松垮垮的孩子

302
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,062
我只是为了应急才借了衣服

303
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,313
竟然被说成这样

304
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,025
话说没问题吗

305
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,402
在这种地方超逛街购物

306
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,430
说到底

307
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,197
你们就是一群干着见不得光的勾当

308
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,408
拿黑钱的犯罪集团吧

309
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,786
没问题没问题没问题

310
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,206
结果我们刚解决一件大工作

311
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,668
报酬当天就入账了所以不必担心

312
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,712
好了, 就用这张梦幻黑卡

313
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,839
大买特买败家挥霍

314
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,301
把楚楚可怜的少女当成换装娃娃玩个够

315
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,805
那个变态平常就超这样吗

316
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,183
听说平常让她玩换装游戏的妹妹

317
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,019
很少见地因为热感冒倒下了

318
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,854
所以芙兰达才一直忍着

319
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,441
她说再不转开脑袋的阀门泄压

320
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,986
自己就快爆炸了

321
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,196
真不晓得该做出什么反应

322
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,533
我妹妹已经康复了

323
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,827
但还没办法带她出门到处逛

324
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,120
不说这个了

325
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,956
当作庆祝, 我买几件衣服送你吧

326
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,166
你有什么要求吗

327
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419
如果可以的话

328
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,754
我想要更方便活动的衣服

329
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,674
衣服短一点是无所谓

330
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,595
但到处轻飘飘的, 总觉得空气会扯衣服

331
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,430
实在超烦的

332
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,474
结果你偏好中性风打扮是吗

333
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,560
我超不了解就是了

334
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,115
果然自行车相关的东西

335
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:31,235
还是法国比较厉害呢

336
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,827
泷壶

337
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,579
结果你还是告别运动服吧

338
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:46,542
看我用公路车衣把你的丰满身材包起来

339
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,629
我要被打扮成机器人动画里的女驾驶员

340
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,339
穿上那种五颜六色紧到不行的衣服了

341
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,715
喂喂喂喂喂

342
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,760
你们是看标价上有几个零还在那边玩的吗

343
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,011
这样粗手粗脚的

344
00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,723
要是超不小心伤到衣服, 可就不妙了啊

345
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,642
可别小看完成工作

346
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,352
报酬也入账的邪恶名媛啊

347
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,478
你这新来的

348
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,189
结果你有找到想穿的衣服吗

349
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,607
是你现在拿的那件吗

350
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,817
不, 这个超…

351
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,236
价格太高了

352
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,531
那结果你就赶快去试穿看看吧

353
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,073
等…

354
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:21,327
隔着只要冷气一吹就会飘起来的薄薄布料

355
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,996
享受既开心又害羞的换装时间吧

356
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,623
就说这件太贵了

357
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,708
我超怕穿这件的

358
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,461
结果你不自己拉帘子的话

359
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,922
就会像没设定好挚友的社群网站

360
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,008
换衣服的过程会对所有人公开哦

361
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,344
超知道了啦

362
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,429
你好像玩得很愉快

363
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,642
结果这也是惯例嘛

364
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,060
"道具"的新人

365
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,561
注定要被前一个加入的前辈

366
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,897
亲手打扮一番啦

367
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,566
我以前有这样吗

368
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,276
有啦

369
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,196
当初你把72种颜色的朴素运动服一字排开

370
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,031
逼我从里面挑一件

371
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,784
害我经历了轻微的完形崩坏

372
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,078
结果那个创伤我到现在都没忘掉

373
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,999
超换好了

374
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,629
是"道具"之前没有过的风格

375
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,464
那就以这种款式为基础

376
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,592
再搭配各种不同类型换换口味吧

377
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,428
那超是什么意思…

378
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,512
不好意思

379
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,389
结果试穿的这件

380
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,934
她要直接穿走, 所以麻烦结账

381
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:27,601
好的

382
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,854
- 不, 那个标价的零…  - 芙兰达

383
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,648
话说你忘了绢旗的内衣

384
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,402
结果那是今天最大的重头戏

385
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,238
像惩罚游戏一样的成人性感内衣

386
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,072
还是反过来

387
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,116
那种屁股上印着超大小猫图案的款式

388
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,744
你觉得哪种羞耻度比较高?

389
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,703
什么?

390
00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:48,539
所以绢旗现在没穿内裤?

391
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,039
等…

392
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,291
真是伤脑筋

393
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,494
- 你超干嘛啦
- 那个, 客人…

394
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,629
- 绢旗, 既然你要直接穿走
- 方便打扰一下吗

395
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,047
- 那就把吊牌剪掉吧
- 什么事?

396
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,091
干嘛啦, 超突然

397
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,011
你是从哪变出那把剪刀的?

398
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,553
(购物车)

399
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,220
(无法结账, 无法使用这张信用卡)

400
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,808
不好意思关于这部分

401
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,437
店里的刷卡机好像读不到这张卡

402
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,065
结果不是机器故障吗

403
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,068
还是芯片部分出问题?

404
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,197
好像都不是

405
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,534
似乎是跟信用卡绑定的账户没办法用

406
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,037
呃, 是叫账户冻结吗

407
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,413
烦耶, 就说了

408
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,458
这么一来这件衣服就是你的了

409
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,918
连洗标都剪了?

410
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,921
这样就没办法退货了

411
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,340
把事情搞得这么麻烦

412
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:46,514
总觉得有种讨厌的感觉

413
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,333
摇篮般的昏暗光芒

414
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,294
撕裂的空间嘎吱作响

415
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,506
锈蚀的钢铁流逝

416
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:24,176
那再普通不过的日常中

417
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,428
说到底 所谓的世界

418
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,807
就是不断编织着残酷的故事

419
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:36,772
只要人类这种罪孽深重的存在依然是主角

420
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:41,777
任凭那灼烧全身的激情驱使

421
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,114
闪光贯穿宇宙苍穹

422
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,200
深深烙印这疯狂吧

423
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:54,331
仿佛连法则的排列都逐渐崩解

424
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,459
别以为这种程度的绝望就能了事

425
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,588
就让你见识更加残酷的现实恶梦吧

426
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,882
与其苟且求生

427
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:09,013
不如狠狠咬住那条性命不放

428
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,360
第15学区的复合式大楼, 十五钟

429
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,757
照"电话之声"所说

430
00:23:25,757 --> 00:23:28,616
就在这栋大楼的最顶层吧

431
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:32,995
愿意接纳我, 把我当作新伙伴的人

432
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,663
"道具"

433
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:39,777
(#3 华野超美"第五人")