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Dialogue: 1,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.98,Scr,,0,0,0,,本节目纯属虚构\N法律严禁未成年人饮酒\N此外对于强迫饮酒,过量饮酒\N在宴席中做出不雅行为等情形\N本节目亦无任何鼓吹之意图\N请仅作为一部搞笑动画轻松观赏\N此外 于本作品中饮酒的登场人物皆为年满20岁之成年人\N鉴于时下社会道德规范问题\N从本季起黑色圆圈的大小将增加5%
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.15,0:10:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,在太阳之下启程吧
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.28,0:10:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,朝向某座城市的另一头 你要一起吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.66,0:10:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,在太阳之下启程吧
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.08,0:10:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,朝向某座城市的另一头 你要一起吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.96,0:10:47.59,Default,,0,0,0,,稍等一下 又是酷暑？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.67,0:10:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,气温还在持续上升？咦？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.38,0:10:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,当初的计划可能会有点太勉强？怎么办？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.22,0:10:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,但却反而有情绪高涨的预感
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.51,0:10:58.05,Default,,0,0,0,,好耶 那就卷起袖子大干一场吧
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.14,0:10:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,睡眼惺忪地JUMP UP
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.85,0:11:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,戴上平常的太阳眼镜
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.27,0:11:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,确认东西有没有带上
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.73,0:11:04.35,Default,,0,0,0,,把冰咖啡装进随行杯
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.44,0:11:06.85,Default,,0,0,0,,晴空万里是夏天的恶作剧
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.94,0:11:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,响起的喇叭不断呼唤我们
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.40,0:11:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,至今我依然相信着
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.91,0:11:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,那意想不到的邂逅
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.70,0:11:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,和这个季节的奇迹
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.41,0:11:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,夏天满是swing swing的情绪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.58,0:11:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,就算忍不住装傻胡闹
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.33,0:11:31.38,Default,,0,0,0,,On my mind 我也一直找着你一个人
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.42,0:11:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,在南风吹拂之下
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.21,0:11:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,带着真实自我来到这里
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.64,0:11:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,在蓝天下Hold me tight
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.10,0:11:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,想和你做一场夏日之梦
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.01,0:00:08.55,Default,,0,0,0,,上次联谊的事真不好意思
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.13,0:00:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,没事啦
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.47,0:00:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,那些家伙还是一样只会犯傻
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,过完一个暑假半点成长也没有
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.31,0:00:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,毕竟暑假的时间也不长
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.85,0:00:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,人没有那么容易改变的
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.90,0:00:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,就是说啊
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么了吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.57,0:00:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,不是 总觉得…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.03,0:00:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,很明显有种违和感
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.99,0:00:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,怪物!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.41,0:00:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,刚见面就这样打招呼啊 你们两个
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.83,0:00:41.68,Default,,0,0,0,,阿时 你来啦？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.75,0:00:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,对不起
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.71,0:00:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,因为你看起来像是某种新物种
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.38,0:00:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,没想到竟然是哺乳类
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.26,0:00:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,这样啊
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.97,0:00:51.40,Default,,0,0,0,,不可以就这样接受啦
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,话说回来 你们两个
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.09,0:00:54.30,Default,,0,0,0,,是？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.68,0:00:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,你们觉得人生的目的是什么？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.27,0:00:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,谁快去找医生过来啊！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.52,0:01:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,就业活动啊
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.23,0:01:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,我晚上要去找毕业学长 还要参加酒会
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.65,0:01:10.63,Default,,0,0,0,,所以想先把未来目标和自我分析之类的先准备好
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.70,0:01:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,听说面试中都会被问起这类问题呢
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.57,0:01:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,原来如此
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.74,0:01:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,我也差不多该开始做准备了
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,前辈们都要忙就业活动了啊
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.62,0:01:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,差不多该想想如何准备欢送活动了
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.34,0:01:27.59,Default,,0,0,0,,真想找人商量一下
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.05,0:01:33.36,Default,,0,0,0,,我有件事想商量 大家可以聚一聚吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.43,0:01:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,干脆问问这些家伙的意见好了
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.68,0:01:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,还真巧
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.01,0:01:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,其实我也有事想商量
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.68,0:01:42.23,Default,,0,0,0,,抱歉 也听一下我的事吧
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.94,0:01:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,算了
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:48.07,Default,,0,0,0,,总之能聚在一起就好
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.95,0:01:56.97,Default,,0,0,0,,这就是御手洗的房间啊
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.03,0:01:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,我还是第一次进来呢
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.08,0:02:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,你平常明明就不喜欢让人进家里的
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,今天就没关系吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.29,0:02:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,毕竟这次情况特殊嘛
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.08,0:02:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,那就先来干杯吧
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,干杯
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.30,0:02:16.65,Default,,0,0,0,,这群笨蛋想商量事情啊
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.72,0:02:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,反正也不会是什么正经事吧
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.72,0:02:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,看看这些家伙
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.89,0:02:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,都一副煞有介事的严肃表情
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.69,0:02:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,在商量好几件事情时
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.13,0:02:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}社团要换届了
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.89,0:02:31.93,Default,,0,0,0,,若非最严重的话题
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.40,0:02:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}我的胯下化脓了
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.93,0:02:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,往往不会被当成一回事
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.51,0:02:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}哎呀—
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.36,0:02:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,话虽如此
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.45,0:02:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,毕竟是这些家伙的烦恼
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:39.12,Default,,900,0,0,,不可能严重到哪去…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.29,Default,,0,400,0,,所以你想商量什么？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.16,0:02:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,其实是…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.66,0:02:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,我想离开学校去当YouTuber
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.54,0:02:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,严重到爆炸啊！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.67,0:02:51.81,Default,,0,0,0,,还真是个重大的决心呢
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.88,0:02:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,你怎么会有这个念头？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:57.65,Default,,0,0,0,,我只是在想继续这样过平凡的人生好吗
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.72,0:02:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,你们想想 我这个人
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.39,0:03:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,长得还不赖吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.35,0:03:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,长得还不赖吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.27,0:03:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,你们不回答我就一直问下去
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.69,0:03:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,视角度而定
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.69,0:03:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,视时代而定
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.90,0:03:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,戳瞎眼睛再看的话
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.94,0:03:14.07,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么都有附加条件？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.44,0:03:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,那你要弄什么内容？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.65,0:03:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,就是因为还没决定 才想找你们商量
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.53,0:03:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,总之我想受人百般追捧
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.66,0:03:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,这个笨蛋
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.91,0:03:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,竟然来商量这种麻烦事
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.16,0:03:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,丢一些安全牌的意见给他好了
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.54,0:03:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,我说野岛
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.54,0:03:32.63,Default,,0,0,0,,你这种想法只是在逃避吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.25,0:03:35.94,Default,,0,0,0,,有想做的事你大可去做
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.01,0:03:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,但是没必要离开学校吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.68,0:03:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,话是这么说没错
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.51,0:03:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,如果想实现梦想
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.31,0:03:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,就要先打造一个能持续逐梦的环境
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.18,0:03:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,你的意思是？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.56,0:03:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,你要是离开学校
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.94,0:03:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,父母的支持就断了吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.10,0:03:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,但是只要不退学
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.40,0:03:54.86,Default,,0,0,0,,就能毫无后顾之忧地一次又一次向梦想发起挑战
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.82,0:03:57.61,Default,,0,0,0,,一次又一次？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.86,0:03:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,先不要太冲动
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:01.99,Default,,0,0,0,,试着冷静下来想想吧
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.70,0:04:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,我知道了
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.79,0:04:04.89,Default,,0,0,0,,很好
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.95,0:04:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,野岛的问题搞定了
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:07.81,Default,,0,0,0,,再来是…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.87,0:04:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,那大家也听听我的烦恼吧
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.42,0:04:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,这次是山本啊
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.04,0:04:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,你想商量什么？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.42,0:04:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,我有了喜欢的对象
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.93,0:04:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,是哪间动物园的？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.93,0:04:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,你们把我当成什么了啊!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.76,0:04:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,不是啦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.39,0:04:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,对方是这个女生
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.64,0:04:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,大家晚安
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.48,0:04:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,我是虚拟偶像SAKUYA哟
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.73,0:04:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,她活在虚拟世界里啊！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.69,0:04:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,姑且也算三次元吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,每次看她的视频 都能让我获得鼓舞
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.41,0:04:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,我觉得自己已经真心爱上她了
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.41,0:04:47.39,Default,,0,0,0,,这…这样啊…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.45,0:04:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,身为朋友 我姑且还是会支持你啦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.92,0:04:54.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}SAKUYA呀 从早上就吐个不停哦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.65,0:04:54.35,Default,,0,0,0,,我想和这疗愈的声音结婚啊
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.42,0:04:55.73,Default,,0,0,0,,别无理取闹啦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.80,0:04:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}我为了大家吐了很多很多哦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.07,0:05:00.17,Default,,0,0,0,,这次是真心爱上屏幕另一头的人啊
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.63,0:05:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,耕平
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.63,0:05:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,用之前那个什么混声发声法模仿给他听吧
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.35,0:05:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,唯独这点我办不到
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.69,0:05:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,干嘛？ 你发不出那种声音吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.90,0:05:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,不是这样
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.32,0:05:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,也不是这样
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.86,0:05:18.63,Default,,0,0,0,,那到底是怎样啦
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.69,0:05:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,我也有我的烦恼
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.95,0:05:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,你也有烦恼？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.45,0:05:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,是刚刚才出现的烦恼
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.12,0:05:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,什么跟什么啊
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:29.47,Default,,0,0,0,,听好了 山本
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.54,0:05:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,两边都不晓得彼此的长相
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.12,0:05:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,这样谈不了恋爱吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.96,0:05:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,要先把认识她的可能性…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.96,0:05:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,SAKUYA的真实身份就是我
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.51,0:05:44.15,Default,,0,0,0,,你们到底是在搞什么啦！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.22,0:05:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,这段恋情绝对不会有结果的
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.55,0:05:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,这点我可以断言
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.60,0:05:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,你凭什么这么肯定？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.52,0:05:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,因为对方是耕平啊
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.10,0:05:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,难道说
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.98,0:05:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,连你也要说她是二次元的存在吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.07,0:05:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,她明明就是3D的？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.94,0:06:01.49,Default,,0,0,0,,算了 就当是这样吧
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.70,0:06:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,可恶 为什么啊…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.74,0:06:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么啊啊啊啊啊啊
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.54,0:06:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么…为什么…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.63,0:06:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,你能理解我吗？ 今村
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.92,0:06:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,这是我要说的话 山本
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.01,0:06:28.85,Default,,0,0,0,,虽然这件事没多重要
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.68,0:06:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,但靠二次元是没办法脱处的哦？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.25,0:06:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,要删除APP吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.89,0:06:35.94,Default,,0,0,0,,这件事就到此为止了
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.61,0:06:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,翻脸翻得真快
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.23,0:06:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,你要背叛我吗？ 山本
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.15,0:06:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,我和你从一开始就不是一伙的
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.74,0:06:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,妄想垃圾混蛋
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.53,0:06:48.38,Default,,0,0,0,,很好 这样问题大致都解决了
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.45,0:06:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,再来只剩…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.99,0:06:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,我的烦恼比你们的严重多了
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.71,0:06:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,其实…我的青梅竹马理惠
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.50,0:07:01.23,Default,,0,0,0,,发现我花心 感觉快死在她手上了
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.30,0:07:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,真是的
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.05,0:07:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,小心我折断你的下颚骨哦
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.92,0:07:05.05,Default,,0,0,0,,气噗噗
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.68,0:07:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,无聊透顶
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.72,0:07:07.93,Default,,0,0,0,,关我屁事
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.59,0:07:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,你可以打电话去儿童咨询专线啊？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.64,0:07:13.81,Default,,0,0,0,,拜托你们认真一点想啦
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.23,0:07:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,不然你以死谢罪好了
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.69,0:07:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,切腹挺有男子气概的哦
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.40,0:07:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,或者游街示众也不错
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.44,0:07:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,或不绑绳子蹦极跳证明自己的清白
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.86,0:07:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,你们这些家伙…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.74,0:07:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,我只有和对方交换联络方式啊
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.78,0:07:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,够可恶了
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.91,0:07:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,速速去死
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.78,0:07:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,立刻去死
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.08,0:07:32.64,Default,,0,0,0,,能死多快就死多快
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.70,0:07:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,也太狠
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.29,0:07:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,你们不能先稍微冷静一下吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.00,0:07:39.23,Default,,0,0,0,,理惠从以前
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.29,0:07:41.84,Default,,0,0,0,,就是对深信不疑的事会一路直冲到底的女人
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.63,0:07:43.98,Default,,0,0,0,,那又怎样？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.05,0:07:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,要晒恩爱也先看看对象吧
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.72,0:07:48.74,Default,,0,0,0,,看来你是真的活腻了
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.80,0:07:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,,我有跟她说
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.60,0:07:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,是你们怂恿我这么做的
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.02,0:07:56.28,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么要把我们拖下水！？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.35,0:07:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,快想想办法啊
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.69,0:08:00.21,Default,,0,0,0,,她马上就要来这里了
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.27,0:08:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,开什么玩笑啊
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.61,0:08:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,难怪你会主动提供房间
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.11,0:08:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,你打从一开始就想设局害我们吧
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.24,0:08:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,好了 快出去
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.41,0:08:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,给我出去死一死吧
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.95,0:08:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,这群没良心的家伙
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.00,0:08:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,优哥哥…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.63,0:08:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,,怎…怎么了？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.64,0:08:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,我说过不可以和其他女生讲话吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.14,0:08:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,你好像有说过…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.90,0:08:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,可是
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.19,0:08:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,你为什么就是不肯听话呢？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.48,0:08:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,慢着慢着慢着慢着
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.03,0:08:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,因为她是打工的同事啊
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.95,0:08:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,交换联络方式很正常吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.45,0:08:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,我不是在问这个
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.79,0:09:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,我说过下次再背叛 就要折断你的下颚骨吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.17,0:09:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,所以你们觉得会怎样？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.55,0:09:12.53,Default,,0,0,0,,哪还会怎样
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.59,0:09:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,被打碎下颚骨然后就没啦
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.51,0:09:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,不 等一下
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.97,0:09:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么了 北原
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.35,0:09:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,又是那个吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.93,0:09:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,你感受到人渣的气息了吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.56,0:09:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,没错…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.81,0:09:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,气息无比强烈
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.31,0:09:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,你的感应能力到底是怎样啊？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.78,0:09:29.63,Default,,0,0,0,,理惠
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.70,0:09:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,干嘛？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.90,0:09:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,那个…就是…该怎么说呢…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.95,0:09:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,也就是…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.20,0:09:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,我们结婚吧！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.79,0:09:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,这样啊
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.09,0:09:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,乖孩子
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.85,0:10:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,拜托再帮我开一次咨询会
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.23,0:10:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,我说真的 事情已经到无法挽回的地步了
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.23,0:10:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,救救我吧 我们是伙伴吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.48,0:10:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,（只要一下下就好了）
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.15,0:10:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,消息提醒好吵哦
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.70,0:10:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,把这家伙传的消息设成静音吧
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.66,0:10:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,也好
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.47,0:12:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,好热…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.51,0:12:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,没想到空调竟然会坏掉
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.77,0:12:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,不行 我受不了了！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.69,0:12:17.46,Default,,0,0,0,,冰棍也已经吃掉了
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.53,0:12:20.28,Default,,0,0,0,,还有没有其他冰的东西…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.37,0:12:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,这什么东西？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.29,0:12:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,对哦 记得那些家伙之前…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.08,0:12:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,这瓶酒先放你这吧
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.37,0:12:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,帮我们放在冷冻室
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.63,0:12:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,然后就留在我这了
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.59,0:12:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,放在冷冻室还不会结冰
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.92,0:12:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,这酒到底有多烈啊
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.60,0:12:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,不对不对
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.60,0:12:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,我要是喝这种酒会没命的
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.44,0:12:59.68,Default,,0,1350,0,,{\fad(0,1000)}山本的山本
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.30,0:13:00.43,Default,,1260,0,0,,直径
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.29,0:13:12.93,Default,,0,0,0,,啤酒有这些应该就够了吧
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.00,0:13:14.06,Default,,0,0,0,,是啊
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.13,0:13:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,买太多也没地方放
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.05,0:13:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,那么生命之水就买个5瓶…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.80,0:13:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,那个有几瓶就买几瓶
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.26,0:13:23.97,Default,,0,0,0,,我就知道
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.81,0:13:26.93,Default,,0,0,0,,谁的电话？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.43,0:13:28.97,Default,,0,0,0,,是我的
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.73,0:13:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么了？ 山本
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.60,0:13:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,抱歉 北原…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.61,0:13:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么突然道歉啊
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.23,0:13:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,你们之前放在我这边的酒
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.28,0:13:41.49,Default,,0,0,0,,那瓶酒怎么了？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.49,0:13:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,现在没办法喝了
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.41,0:13:47.47,Default,,0,0,0,,你一个人喝光了吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.54,0:13:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,不 不是
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.87,0:13:50.43,Default,,0,0,0,,那还是弄翻了？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.50,0:13:51.51,Default,,0,0,0,,也不是
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.58,0:13:53.64,Default,,0,0,0,,那到底发生了什么事？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.71,0:13:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,这…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.63,0:13:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,唯独这个…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.46,0:13:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,我不能说
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.59,0:14:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,到底是怎么回事？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.71,0:14:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,总之事情就是这样
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.64,0:14:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,我搞砸了
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.77,0:14:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,我想起书上提过冰敷胯下能让全身凉起来
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.58,0:14:15.25,Default,,0,0,10,,{\an7\fad(800,0)}无人知晓的中暑对策!!\N关于胯下冷却术的一切\N胯下冷却委员会
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.35,0:14:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,忍不住就…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.27,0:14:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,不过一直这样也不是办法
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.82,0:14:19.71,Default,,0,0,0,,差不多该拔下来了
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.76,0:14:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,山本的山本
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.32,0:14:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,山本吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.70,0:14:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,你刚才讲的那些到底是…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.45,0:14:31.81,Default,,0,0,0,,废话少说
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.87,0:14:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,先回答我的问题
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.46,0:14:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,这里面装的是什么？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.67,0:14:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,是生命之水
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.01,0:14:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,你怎么了？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.38,0:14:46.19,Default,,0,0,0,,我已经…完蛋了…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.26,0:14:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,到底发生什么事了？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.18,0:14:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,偏偏是比消毒液还可怕的东西…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.65,0:15:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,总之得尽快拔下来
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.86,0:15:04.71,Default,,0,0,0,,瞬间的痛楚 咬紧牙关就能撑过去了
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.78,0:15:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,嘿咻…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.99,0:15:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,酒精在胃中的吸收速度较慢
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.83,0:15:11.59,Default,,0,0,0,,但若经小肠等处的黏膜吸收
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.66,0:15:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,吸收速度将会大幅提高
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.91,0:15:17.23,Default,,0,0,0,,血液中的酒精浓度也会急剧上升
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.29,0:15:18.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}简单来说
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.29,0:15:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"透过黏膜摄取会醉得异常快"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.23,0:15:22.07,Default,,0,0,-5,,{\fad(500,0)}※并无医学方面的根据
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.84,0:15:37.44,Default,,0,0,-5,,※真的非常危险请绝对不要模仿 说真的！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.02,0:15:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,烂透了…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.69,0:15:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,这种醉法真是烂透了
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.86,0:15:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,现在不是醉酒的时候了
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.03,0:15:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,切开瓶子也得…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.49,0:15:51.43,Default,,0,0,0,,不好意思 还让你们绕路过来
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.49,0:15:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,这点小事没什么啦
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.37,0:15:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,反正也顺路嘛
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.12,0:15:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么啦？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.58,0:15:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,没来应门呢
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.54,0:15:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,真是怪了
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.04,0:16:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,不过今天真的好热哦
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.67,0:16:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,是啊
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.84,0:16:06.63,Default,,0,0,0,,那混蛋 偏偏挑在这个时候…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.75,0:16:39.68,Default,,0,0,0,,里面传出有人在满地打滚的声音
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.75,0:16:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,你没事吧？ 山本
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.56,0:16:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,安静下来了
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.39,0:16:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,他没事吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.02,0:16:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,伊织
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.02,0:17:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,快联络管理员拿钥匙过来
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.90,0:17:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,好
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.24,0:17:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,这…这是…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.62,0:17:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,没错
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.75,0:17:18.89,Default,,0,0,0,,是啊
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.95,0:17:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,毫无疑问
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.37,0:17:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,他刚才只是在喝酒而已
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.92,0:17:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,真是的 害我们吓一跳
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.38,0:17:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,幸好没出什么大事
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.88,0:17:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,你没事吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.01,0:17:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,这家伙前阵子用胯下喝生命之水
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.39,0:17:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,真的假的啊
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.68,0:17:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,你是不是白痴啊
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.10,0:17:43.85,Default,,0,0,0,,就算是我们也不会做那种事啊
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.44,0:17:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,你不会做吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.90,0:17:51.28,Default,,0,0,0,,别一脸认真地担心这个
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.70,0:17:54.97,Default,,0,0,0,,你们碰到那种状况绝对也会那么做的
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.03,0:17:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,最好是啦
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.37,0:18:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,是说把胯下泡在生命之水里 到底是哪门子状况啦
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.87,0:18:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么了 野岛？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.46,0:18:08.55,Default,,0,0,0,,我出去摘个花
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.34,0:18:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,竟然顶着那张脸说要去摘花
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.51,0:18:15.07,Default,,0,0,0,,要大号就直说要去大号嘛
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.14,0:18:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,那家伙有时真的挺恶心的
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.60,0:18:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,一个月大概有28天这样吧
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.22,0:18:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,,那二月就每天都很恶心了
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.56,0:18:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,和那群人混在一起
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.36,0:18:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,实在有损我的高洁形象
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.53,0:18:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,虽然有不少人认为不需要智能马桶
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.41,0:18:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,但我毫无疑问是需要派的
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.54,0:18:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,好了
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.85,0:19:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,水停不下来
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.02,0:19:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.35,0:19:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么都启动了水却没有停住？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.19,0:19:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么违反我的意愿不断喷水？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.32,0:19:12.69,Default,,0,0,0,,这样我岂不像是…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.07,0:19:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,机器人动画中的主角一样吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.24,0:19:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,可恶 失控无法停止
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.70,0:19:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,开玩笑的
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.59,0:19:37.13,Default,,0,0,0,,怎么回事？ 到底发生了什么事…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.70,0:19:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}全力洗净
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.76,0:19:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,为什么只有那颗按钮还能用啊！？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.48,0:19:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,可恶 果然停不下来
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.15,0:19:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,虽然很想求救
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.61,0:19:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,野岛竟然下半身全裸？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.44,0:19:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,就算是因为机器故障
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.09,0:19:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,但这副模样也太难看了吧？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.94,0:19:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,形象全毁了
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.95,0:19:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}我还以为野岛是个高贵的男人呢
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.36,0:20:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,我高洁的形象会…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.53,0:20:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,那我再按一次…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.98,0:20:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}按两下启动超强力洗净
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.97,0:20:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,等一下 有话好说
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.93,0:20:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,现在的你对我来说太强了啊
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.64,0:20:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,拜托 快停下来
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.39,0:20:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,我真的已经受不了了
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.57,0:20:34.98,Default,,0,0,0,,停下来了吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.36,0:20:38.49,Default,,0,400,0,,{\an8}妇洗
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.95,0:20:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,这什么啊!!!???
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.00,0:20:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,我不行了
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.54,0:20:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,脑子快要变得不正常了…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.50,0:20:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,结果还是只能求救了吗…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.64,0:21:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,不 还没完
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.30,0:21:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,智能马桶是电子设备
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.22,0:21:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,也就是说只要没电就会停下
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.89,0:21:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,而且这台不是电池式的
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.48,0:21:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,拔掉那个插头一切就能获得解决
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.69,0:21:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,我不会认输的！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.32,0:21:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,还差一点…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.07,0:21:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,我要保住…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.41,0:21:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,我的形象啊！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.00,0:21:34.69,Default,,0,0,0,,野岛那家伙也去上太久了吧
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.75,0:21:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,这样会赶不上下一堂课的
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.63,0:21:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,刚才那是野岛的声音
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.05,0:21:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,发生什么事了吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.31,0:21:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,这…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.35,0:21:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,这是…
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.90,0:22:02.76,Default,,0,0,0,,那家伙
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.82,0:22:04.92,Default,,0,0,0,,竟然用智能马桶洗头发
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.99,0:22:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,,不 那是用水冲胯下的特殊玩法吧
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.33,0:22:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,不愧是野岛
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.79,0:22:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,果然符合他的变态形象
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.06,0:22:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,没有特别感到惊讶 就这样接受了
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.63,0:22:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,3,2,1,Go！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.81,0:22:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,淡淡的恋爱物语？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.56,0:22:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,镜中的不对称模样
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.31,0:22:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,（内心沙沙作响）
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.81,0:22:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh Oh 醉步踉跄
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.57,0:22:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh Oh 脊髓反射
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.03,0:22:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,潜入深层心理
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.03,0:22:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,一路滚落而下
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.58,0:22:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,在突破极限的天堂
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.20,0:22:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva 干杯
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.54,0:22:53.89,Default,,0,0,0,,大家干杯！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.96,0:22:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,不好了 不好了 不好了
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.79,0:22:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,不好了 不好了 哇哇哇
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.46,0:23:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,不好了 不好了 哇哇哇哇
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.21,0:23:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go Everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.22,0:23:07.61,Default,,0,0,0,,如彩虹般充满戏剧性
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.68,0:23:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,无价之宝的困惑笑容
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.81,0:23:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,被章鱼吻遍全身的大骚动
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.98,0:23:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,浪花拍打处的美人鱼
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.65,0:23:21.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling 沉溺其中的龙宫城
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.73,0:23:26.84,Default,,0,0,0,,现代的玉手箱里装的是酒精
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.91,0:23:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,属于青春时代的执照
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.57,0:23:32.60,Default,,0,0,0,,将宝藏找到然后将军
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.66,0:23:37.81,Default,,0,0,0,,因为游累了而睡过头的天使
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.87,0:23:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go Everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.21,0:23:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva 干杯
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.96,0:23:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva 干杯
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.99,0:23:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,"彩票"

