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喵

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喵

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好烫啊

4
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《尼古喵喵》

5
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接下来要怎么办

6
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警方说要来勘验现场

7
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是啊

8
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腰斩这种事不是习以为常了吗

9
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比起这个 快点来画新作品吧

10
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习以为常 所以不要紧

11
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(博客喵)
怎么可能不要紧啦

12
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(喵恋可丽饼)
欢迎光临

13
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- 可丽饼摊
- 妈妈 我想吃这个

14
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- 很久没吃了呢
- 好啊 想吃什么口味

15
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- 来买一个吧
- 我推荐这个哦

16
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哇 看起来好棒

17
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那就选这个吧

18
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感觉好好吃哦

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说起来 我记得之前

20
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然后啊
在排队买可丽饼的队列中

21
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有个穿着松垮运动服的阴沉家伙

22
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咦 好恶

23
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而且她还像这样驼着背
缩得小小的

24
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像仓鼠一样小口小口地吃呢

25
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好有画面 我要笑死了

26
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根本是在伤害形象

27
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恶人族先取得食用权
再来吃可丽饼啦

28
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要问我现在
有没有买可丽饼的资格…

29
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绝对没有

30
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尼古喵喵 你来一下

31
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怎么了喵

32
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不好意思 你可以帮我…

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不

34
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抱歉 没事

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喵

36
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是可丽饼喵

37
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好香哦喵

38
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尼古喵喵 你想吃吗

39
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但我没钱喵

40
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如果我说要请客的话
你会愿意去买吗

41
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喵 我买喵

42
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那钱给你

43
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草莓 香蕉 冰淇淋

44
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- 火腿干酪
- 等等 尼古喵喵

45
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喵?

46
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我还是跟你一起去吧

47
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甜甜的 很好吃呢

48
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达郎的吃法好像仓鼠 很恶喵

49
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这样啊

50
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很恶啊

51
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《尼古喵喵》

52
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大清早就出来倒垃圾的本喵
绝对是三国最勤奋的人喵

53
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咦 尼古喵喵学姐

54
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喵?

55
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怎么啦? 一大早就来外头

56
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小妹恐吓我
说再不打扫屋子 就不来玩了喵

57
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阿药你大清早带着球棒
又是怎么了喵

58
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学姐要不要也来试试

59
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喵

60
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跟我想像中的玩法不一样呢喵

61
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来了…

62
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开始了…

63
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整个世界天旋地转啊

64
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糟糕…

65
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这个感觉 糟糕的感觉…

66
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好爱

67
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这时再把强猫灌下去

68
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(强猫)
没错 来了

69
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整个世界糊掉了

70
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想醉的时候 就是要喝强猫

71
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我无敌了

72
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喵

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其实我被开除了

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喵

75
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究竟谁有那个权利…

76
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只凭过往的一行经历
就毁掉拼命生存之人的未来呢

77
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人居然对人

78
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人竟然…

79
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就跟你说过了 你又不是人

80
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情绪管理…

81
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(町田最强)
(用无脑角的人就别玩侩打6了w)

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气死我了

83
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被尼古喵喵学姐
看见丢脸的一面了

84
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怎么回事? 性子你…

85
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突然冲出来找人打架是怎样

86
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现在是怎样

87
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小性为何会躺在外面

88
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哇 这家伙是讲真的吗

89
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咦 好奇怪哦

90
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我记得我在玩侩打6
输给了用肯特的玩家还被挑衅

91
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之后的事就完全不记得了

92
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啥

93
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益子 你看着我
露出安心笑容是什么意思

94
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这种事我光看气氛就能知道
我可是很有经验的

95
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好好好

96
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总之你别再打电动了

97
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啥 益子
你是在叫我别玩侩打6吗

98
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我真的会宰了你哦

99
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好好好

100
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《尼古喵喵》

101
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你觉得伪娘兽人怎么样

102
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你刚刚说什么

103
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我说伪娘兽人

104
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那是什么

105
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你不晓得吗

106
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- 别盯着看啦
- 就是男兽人装扮成女性的样子

107
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- 要我别穿内裤的人不就是你吗
- 简单来说 就是一种伪娘文化

108
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不能直接用女性吗

109
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好像不行

110
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所以我想知道男性的看法

111
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男性的看法

112
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再怎么可爱
到头来也还是男人不是吗

113
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我对那种的不太行呢

114
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原来如此

115
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我对伪兽文化也不是很懂

116
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(伪兽=伪娘兽人)
我对伪兽文化也不是很懂

117
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不过编辑跟我说
希望下一部能画这种角色

118
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所以才想说研究一下

119
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结果一想就想到3天没睡

120
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感觉只要掌握某种灵感
就能有所进展了

121
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你是不是有点把自己逼太紧了

122
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是达郎小姐与房东先生

123
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这种组合很可疑呢

124
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我姐在吗

125
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- 春兰
- 哦…

126
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你可以跟我进房一下吗

127
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好哦

128
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让你久等了

129
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五官端正就是好啊

130
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你…你要是不喜欢 要直说哦

131
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那么你觉得如何 房东先生

132
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什么如何

133
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我怎么可能会对春兰兴奋嘛

134
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不会兴奋吗

135
00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:03,856
春兰可是为了房东先生
才这么努力的呢

136
00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:05,399
好难过哦

137
00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:06,901
喂 不要这样啦

138
00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:08,861
- 风平浪静吗
- 别贴上来啦 喂

139
00:09:08,861 --> 00:09:10,988
- 大哥的手好粗哦
- 别贴上来啦 喂

140
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是有在练什么格斗技吗

141
00:09:13,657 --> 00:09:16,619
春兰 你是不是被什么东西附身了

142
00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:21,791
咿哈 春兰最爱被大金刚背背了

143
00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:23,292
讨厌

144
00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,544
好痛…

145
00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:27,254
春兰 你没事吧

146
00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,677
你知道吗

147
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银河系的中心
据说闻起来有兰姆酒的香气哦

148
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房东先生在跟女生做色色的事

149
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话说你是谁啊

150
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我叫大谷春子

151
00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:47,149
大谷?

152
00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:50,402
我是大谷房东的第二任妻子

153
00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:51,570
第二任?

154
00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:53,489
春兰 你在搞什么啊喵

155
00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:54,281
春兰?

156
00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:56,242
外子承蒙大家关照了

157
00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:56,784
啥

158
00:09:56,784 --> 00:09:57,701
不是…

159
00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:00,996
去…去死啦

160
00:10:01,997 --> 00:10:05,709
哎呀 房东先生你意外地古板呢

161
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,003
我还以为只要是兽人 你谁都行呢

162
00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:09,839
再怎么说 男人真的不行啦

163
00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:12,883
是说 我不是只要是兽人
就没问题的人好吗

164
00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:16,053
不愧是身为兽人公寓房东的人呢

165
00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:17,096
好恶哦

166
00:10:17,096 --> 00:10:19,139
啥 死小孩 就说不是了

167
00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:21,016
- 我忘了一个东西
- 我要变成第三任了

168
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:26,105
这个恶房客

169
00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:27,648
很适合呢

170
00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:30,276
看上去有D罩杯呢

171
00:10:34,113 --> 00:10:35,781
勃 硬 翘

172
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,117
勃勃勃

173
00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:39,034
勃

174
00:10:39,952 --> 00:10:41,579
那我要回去了哦

175
00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,581
咖喱要热来吃哦

176
00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:44,748
我知道了喵

177
00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:46,667
还有今天晚上会下雨

178
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,252
不可以跑出去哦

179
00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:49,295
好哦喵

180
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:52,590
那个孩子

181
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,091
喂

182
00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,138
好久不见了

183
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:00,806
你住在这栋公寓吗

184
00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:02,308
好巧哦

185
00:11:02,766 --> 00:11:05,019
你看
我们之前不是在车站前遇到吗

186
00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:06,520
车站前…

187
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,313
你忘记了吗

188
00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:11,191
在你差点被卡车撞的时候
我拉住了你啊

189
00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:13,319
卡车?

190
00:11:15,905 --> 00:11:16,405
好久不见

191
00:11:16,405 --> 00:11:18,949
(酒精猫不擅于长期记忆)
好久不见

192
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:20,993
袋子很重吧

193
00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:22,202
我帮你拿进屋吧

194
00:11:22,202 --> 00:11:23,412
可以吗

195
00:11:23,412 --> 00:11:25,080
那就麻烦你了

196
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,210
全…全都是酒

197
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:33,964
居然让这么小的孩子去买酒

198
00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,091
难不成是施暴父母吗

199
00:11:37,092 --> 00:11:39,094
得好好说说他们才行

200
00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:40,846
打扰了

201
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,516
父母不在家吗

202
00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:48,687
虽然比姐姐家好一点
但也是很乱呢

203
00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:51,690
酒瓶也是直接丢着
会给孩子带来坏影响的

204
00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:54,985
喂

205
00:11:54,985 --> 00:11:56,904
这是大人在喝的东西

206
00:11:56,904 --> 00:11:58,614
小朋友不可以喝

207
00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:02,743
难不成 是因为没买饮料给她
她才会喝这个吗

208
00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:05,704
居然疏于照顾这样的纯真小孩

209
00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,247
头发还隐约有股味道

210
00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:09,959
想必连澡都没能好好洗吧

211
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,752
太可怜了

212
00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:16,256
姐姐我做晚饭给你吃

213
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,009
太棒了

214
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,607
是咖喱啊

215
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:37,111
嗨 酒子 你做咖喱啊

216
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,155
妹子也在啊

217
00:12:40,155 --> 00:12:41,907
打…打扰了

218
00:12:41,907 --> 00:12:43,951
真那么想就回去吧

219
00:12:43,951 --> 00:12:45,744
是说这里又不是我家

220
00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:46,912
说笑的啦

221
00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,539
还有呢

222
00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,499
- 关西小姐她…
- 我也来吃一份哦

223
00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:52,001
(妹子先入为主的观点)
(感觉晚上玩很大)
耶…

224
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,127
(妹子先入为主的观点)
(感觉会采放任主义)
耶…

225
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:54,545
(妹子先入为主的观点)
(感觉是有小孩的人)
耶…

226
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,463
能听我说两句吗

227
00:12:56,463 --> 00:12:57,715
怎…怎么了

228
00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,800
请你好好帮孩子洗澡

229
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,510
还有让她好好吃饭

230
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,762
喂 你好像有了什么
超麻烦的误会啊

231
00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:06,181
而且你还让小孩一个人住

232
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:07,182
这太过分了

233
00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:09,143
认领呢? 你有办好认领了吗

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那是怎样

235
00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:11,603
你有时真的会说出超扯的话呢

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血缘吗? 是因为血缘吗

237
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- 关西小姐才是
- 秘方

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- 要更重视没有血缘关系的…
- 秘方

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《尼古喵喵》

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00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,747
咏子 你是怎么了

241
00:13:29,747 --> 00:13:32,666
难不成 你不喜欢当
穿着奇怪泳装的模特儿吗

242
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:33,417
不是的

243
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,210
还是说○○露出来了喵

244
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并没有

245
00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:38,714
我只是觉得

246
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:41,592
我是不是没有天分

247
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:43,802
发生了什么事吗

248
00:13:43,802 --> 00:13:45,262
实不相瞒

249
00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:49,516
要投稿参加小说奖公开征稿
的作品已经接近完成

250
00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:53,645
我将它印出来重读了一遍

251
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:54,938
结果…

252
00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:58,817
心里觉得
"咦 是不是有点无聊"

253
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:00,903
虽说小说整体是成形的

254
00:14:00,903 --> 00:14:04,406
但总觉得主角的情感有些疏离

255
00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:07,493
作品里似乎欠缺了致命性的点子

256
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:11,163
之后我就一直在思考主角的事

257
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,915
却一点想法也没有

258
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:14,458
常有这种事呢

259
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,794
- 我非常能理解
- 写地下城直播题材吧喵

260
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:20,255
这种时候 老师您会怎么做呢

261
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:22,216
写恶役千金题材吧喵

262
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:26,470
话虽如此 我自己也是
经常就会卡关的作家

263
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:29,681
也只能跟你说要不停思考了

264
00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:34,061
我除了上课以外的时间
全都坐在计算机前思考

265
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:36,772
每天至少会花上5个小时

266
00:14:37,314 --> 00:14:39,691
我应该是没有天分吧

267
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:43,904
是不是干脆放弃写小说算了

268
00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,447
停下来会比较好

269
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:49,952
抱歉 我的意思是
别坐在书桌前 要走出去外头

270
00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:52,037
去外头是吗

271
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:55,290
我在没有灵感的时候
常会去外头散步

272
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,292
我想想 比方说…

273
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,335
晚餐要吃什么呢

274
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:01,255
看到原本牵着手走路的情侣

275
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,299
突然把手放开

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00:15:05,717 --> 00:15:07,761
真是的 早就跟你说了

277
00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:09,930
- 或是跌倒的小朋友
- 还好吗

278
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,182
不仅没哭 还笑了出来

279
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:16,311
不然就是找到一间
看起来很好吃的可丽饼摊

280
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:22,693
一些跟题材无关的景色
会给我创作灵感

281
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,653
简单来说 就是给予大脑刺激

282
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,155
原来如此

283
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:29,158
我居然在书桌前浪费大把时间

284
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:30,450
不会浪费的

285
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:35,038
要先用自己的头脑思考

286
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,833
思考到绞尽脑汁

287
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,460
灵感是在那之后才会出现的

288
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:45,299
会思考成这样的人其实不多哦

289
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:49,052
我认为你很有成为职业作家的天分

290
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,513
老师

291
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,140
来了喵

292
00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:57,936
放了个大的出来喵

293
00:15:57,936 --> 00:15:59,188
达郎 给你闻喵

294
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:02,191
好臭啊

295
00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:04,568
喂 你是吃了什么臭成这样

296
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:07,154
- 泡芙喵
- 绝对不是

297
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,198
这绝对不是泡芙会有的味道

298
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,407
要死啦

299
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:31,261
抱歉

300
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:32,387
怎…怎么了

301
00:16:32,387 --> 00:16:33,805
我要回去了

302
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:37,184
我会再来的 谢谢老师

303
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,788
什么嘛
原来放入这种情感就行了

304
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:10,300
漫画家?

305
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:10,968
抱歉

306
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:12,552
- 那么为何让未成年人
- 对不起…

307
00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:15,764
- 穿着泳装走在街上呢
- 对不起…

308
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:16,890
- 是为了资料
- 对不起…

309
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,308
- 是为了资料
- 我想看你的枪喵

310
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:23,355
《尼古喵喵》

311
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,530
哦?

312
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,616
难得看到你这么累呢 尼古喵喵

313
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:37,619
全身酸痛喵

314
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,204
喵

315
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,002
这次的工作要一直挖洞喵

316
00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:47,004
明天则是要把那些洞埋起来喵

317
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,381
这礼拜一直在重复这种事喵

318
00:17:49,798 --> 00:17:52,050
- 那是工作吗
- 喵

319
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:52,801
喵

320
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,388
是在文明社会里生存的代价呢

321
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:58,682
大家都在忙着工作

322
00:17:58,682 --> 00:17:59,641
喵

323
00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:03,270
可是那个家伙
每次都只是拿着扫把打扫庭院

324
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,521
绝对很闲

325
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:07,858
那个就是房东先生的工作

326
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,610
是为了提供你们舒适的居住环境

327
00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:12,946
尼古喵喵?

328
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:15,866
怎么啦 烟鬼

329
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,659
看你的样子

330
00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:20,620
肯定是又虐待整晚的肺了吧

331
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,040
我问你 你今天做了什么工作喵

332
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,250
什么? 干嘛突然问这个

333
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,419
我想想

334
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:29,629
打扫跟给卷心菜浇水

335
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:32,257
再给大家看完传阅板就没了吧

336
00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:37,262
不…不是
我今天只是正好很闲而已

337
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:39,514
也不是每天都这个样子

338
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,350
那家伙是怎么了

339
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,560
对了 尼古喵喵

340
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,771
你上个月的房租还没交呢

341
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,314
有好好在工作吗

342
00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:50,567
太闲的话 会成为废人的哦

343
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:55,072
我要增加你的工作量喵

344
00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:03,663
你…你这个…

345
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,041
你这个家伙是在做什么

346
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,460
开什么玩笑 死烟鬼

347
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,670
太闲的话 会成为废人的喵

348
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,589
我这是增加你的工作喵

349
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:15,384
把公寓打扫干净
就是你的工作啦喵

350
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:17,177
这…这家伙

351
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,428
既然如此

352
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:21,932
教育住户也是房东的工作啦

353
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:24,267
大叔 我要杀了你喵

354
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,894
有本事就放马过…

355
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:31,233
这…这个混账

356
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:32,192
去死

357
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,196
你才去死啦喵

358
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:36,947
看见了

359
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:38,281
那里

360
00:19:38,281 --> 00:19:38,865
喵

361
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:41,368
不是 你们两个在做什么

362
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,953
这构图不错呢

363
00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:45,580
也想来画个运动A漫呢

364
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,999
各位 今天的"小性频道"呢

365
00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:52,212
为大家带来秃子与烟鬼的
秃猫大战实况哦

366
00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:54,297
吵死了 我夜班下班在补觉欸

367
00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:56,049
揍死你们哦

368
00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:58,176
要不要用这个

369
00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,220
尼古喵喵学姐 老师

370
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,764
关于我投稿在KAKIYOME上…

371
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:05,308
是我朋友投稿的作品才对

372
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:09,104
只是把咖喱加热
为何能把锅子烧破啦

373
00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:10,981
我带新锅子来了…

374
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:12,941
姐姐

375
00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:14,901
秃子 去死吧喵

376
00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:17,279
你才去死啦 烟鬼

377
00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:30,167
还没完呢喵

378
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,546
可怜啊

379
00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:38,049
明明是为了得到幸福才工作

380
00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:42,512
但我从没见过
在工作后过得幸福的人

381
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,849
幸福究竟是什么呢

382
00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:49,311
就是吃呢

383
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,166
喵?

384
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:12,751
喵喵喵

385
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:16,588
分不清哪个是烟灰缸
哪个是啤酒了喵

386
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,467
本喵那讲究机能性的摆设
反而害了自己喵

387
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:23,720
这啤酒很贵 不想浪费呢喵

388
00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:30,852
之前静江喝了混有烟蒂的饮料
结果把肺搞破了洞喵

389
00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:32,479
太可怕了喵

390
00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:38,485
想不到最后一次出场居然是这样

391
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,612
妈妈我好伤心啊

392
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:49,246
不过本喵跟静江不同
平时素行良好 所以没问题喵

393
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:53,959
猜对了喵

394
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,461
本喵果然很走运呢喵

395
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,174
为什么喵

396
00:22:01,174 --> 00:22:05,929
本喵明明就没做过什么坏事啊

397
00:22:05,929 --> 00:22:08,014
《尼古喵喵》

398
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,147
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

399
00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,106
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

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00:23:40,106 --> 00:23:41,066
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乃基于尊重原作而予以保留播出
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