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请慢用

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(和平牌香烟)
终于能抽了

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能让客人抽烟的餐厅不多

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很难找呢

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不过 不过

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妹子今天去京都校外教学

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我也能在家里抽烟
真的是太棒了

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这位客人 不好意思

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本店只能抽电子烟

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哔哔 哔啵啵啵 啵哔

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客人?

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《尼古喵喵》

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我们来到京都了

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你们快看 好厉害 金闪闪呢

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妹子

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我们是正值青春年华的女高中生

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不太能因为看到寺庙就嗨成这样

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什么

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可…可是你们看

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是金色的呢

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这孩子只说得出"金"这个词呢

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我想要再更有效果一点

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能让我提个京都改善方案吗

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(京都乐园)
首先 将各地寺庙全集中到一处

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喂

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这么一来
就能降低某北国钟楼那种

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"咦 怎么跟想像中不太一样"
的落差感

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喂 也太不敬了吧

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既然这样
我想要追加娱乐设施

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嗯 这样的话

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可以引进像喵天堂之类的外资
办个游行活动

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或是盖个大型VR设施

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主题就叫"VR袭击池田屋"如何

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等一下

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京都是日本的心 是历史呢

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不能用现代人的价值观去扭曲它

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讲是这样讲啦

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你要怎么解释那对猫耳

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(猫阁寺)

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据说足利义满是个重度兽人控

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被扭曲的是性癖吧

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根本是热海风嘛

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怎么了

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总觉得京都有很多吸烟区呢

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毕竟是一年
有数千万人来的观光地区嘛

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听说随地吸烟要罚1000圆呢

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是哦

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随地吸烟

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想到你姐姐了吗

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心里突然不安了起来

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要是姐姐现在受伤或是生病
我根本没办法照顾她

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但妈妈似乎也靠不太住

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妹子

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难得出来校外教学了

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家里的事先放一边吧

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说…说得也是

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好了 快点吃吧

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(吸烟区)
幸好京都有很多吸烟区呢喵

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(吸烟区)
你抽烟有在管这个的吗

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刚刚帮你垫的1000圆
回去记得还我

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《尼古喵喵》

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没错

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我们去京都吧

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为什么突然要去京都

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给连载中的漫画取材

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我拼死在截稿日前搞定了

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好了 上车吧

68
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我一直很想跟大伙来一次旅行呢

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所以用贷款买了新车

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咦 你这样花钱没问题吗

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单行本的版税入账了 不用担心

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顺带一提 这趟是取材之旅

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旅费由编辑部买单
大家想做什么都行哦

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- 咦 真的吗
- 真的假的

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酒

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买京都的烟给我喵

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大姐 这样可以吗

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可以 可以

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记得要把收据给我哦

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(京都车站)
到啦 京都

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好厉害 天空好宽阔哦

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据说是为了景观限制了建筑高度

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小性肚子饿了

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好 我们去吃午餐吧

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吃些京都风格的料理吧

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我们怎么在吃牛肉盖浇饭

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不是 是大姐你带我们进来的

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可恶 下意识做出了穷酸举动

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这次旅行的主题是爽玩

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我们要来蹂躏古都

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(猫桂冠 花猫见小路)

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所有移动都坐猫力车

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哇 太奢啦

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可以吗? 这真的没问题吗

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(猫主神社 御神签)

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(御神签)
抽签啦

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(御神签)
想买哪个护符都尽管拿

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(六六六)

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是吉喵

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我抽到末吉

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大吉

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好了 那我呢

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(大凶)

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(第六六六号 大凶)

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(大凶)

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(御神签)
不满意的人

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(御神签)
可以抽到中大吉为止哦

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(御神签)
那就不叫抽签了吧

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(六六六)

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本喵要全部集齐喵

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(大凶)

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(第六六六号 大凶)

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这里就是传闻中的…

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哇 好高哦

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奇怪

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现在明明是我人生中
最开心的时候

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为何…

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为何会有种被呼唤的感觉

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喂 大姐 很危险啦

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你是怎么了

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说什么旅费可以报账
都是在瞎扯的对吧

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那件事是真的 不用担心

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耶

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鸭肉火锅 耶

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好吃喵 太好吃了喵

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特调

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转起来 转起来

128
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大姐居然玩得这么疯

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看来是累积了不少工作压力啊

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来嘛 来嘛

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很久没看到大姐玩得这么开心了

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就随她去吧

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明天要去玩那个走在漆黑走廊里
感官会被剥夺的东西哦

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虽然听不太懂在说什么 不过 耶

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那该不会是吓人的东西吧

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(讲谈组 托罗喵)
那该不会是吓人的东西吧

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不错呢

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《尼古喵喵》

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想不到那群吵死人的家伙一不在

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日子居然能这么舒服啊

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热过头了

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酒精猫…

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也不在呢

144
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现在应该是在旅馆里喝酒了吧

145
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这是直播主造访废墟时
所拍下来的画面

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据说这里20年前是凶杀案现场呢

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咦 好可怕

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(废墟惊见神秘人影)
好了 我正在拍呢 走快点啦

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- 现在还有人在做灵异节目啊
- 我知道 要开了哦

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好

151
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是佛坛耶

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其中一位直播主

153
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走近了房间角落的佛坛

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就在这时

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等一下

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你后面有东西

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无聊 就是特效嘛

158
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还得为这种东西做效果
做节目也真是辛苦

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是…是谁

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这栋公寓应该已经没人了才对啊

161
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吓死我了

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好了

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今晚要来顾谁的房间好呢

164
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好…好吧 来睡了

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我一定是累了 嗯

166
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原来那些家伙一不在

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会变得这么安静啊

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各位

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快点回来吧

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学姐 轮到我们了

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喵

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嘿咻

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这座漆黑佛堂叫肛门巡礼

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据说猫佛大人感叹兽人日渐减少

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因此不只透过产道

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(肛门巡礼插入口)
甚至用肛门生下兽人

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是座根据此传说
所建造的珍贵佛堂

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里头有块其部分神体的兽人石

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请各位摸了那块石头后再回来

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有听没有懂喵

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00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:08,420
有什么关系 我们进去吧

182
00:10:08,462 --> 00:10:10,589
玩遍所有要花钱的东西吧

183
00:10:11,006 --> 00:10:12,132
六个人要进去

184
00:10:12,132 --> 00:10:13,384
请给我收据

185
00:10:13,425 --> 00:10:16,136
- 大姐 你真的不太对劲啊
- 花别人的钱来看肛门哦

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- 等我一下啦
- 路上小心

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00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:22,309
这个肛门巡礼呢

188
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如此如此 这般这般

189
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虽然听不太懂 不过去看看吧

190
00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:34,613
伸手不见五指 很令人兴奋呢

191
00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:36,282
真的是一片漆黑

192
00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:38,993
什…什么都看不见呢

193
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是啊

194
00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:42,621
好 我们沿着墙壁走吧

195
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:44,206
要牵手吗

196
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不…不用

197
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:50,087
原来妹子同学
是会在这种时候特别嗨的人啊

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00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:53,007
是说 是不是有什么怪味啊

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是烟味吗

200
00:10:57,469 --> 00:10:59,305
会有人在这种地方抽烟吗

201
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太扯了吧

202
00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:02,892
这里有一大堆烟蒂

203
00:11:02,892 --> 00:11:04,810
踩到了啦 真是的

204
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,645
妹…妹子同学 你看

205
00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:08,939
那边 路变亮了

206
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,232
真的耶

207
00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:11,233
我们走吧

208
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,863
咏子 你看

209
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:19,033
是兽人石耶

210
00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:22,995
这是块据说能生出兽人的珍贵石头

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会在紧急时刻
成为猫佛大人的附身之物

212
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,042
装模作样地来进行说教

213
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,003
能感受到它的可贵之处呢

214
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这个能成为写作题材吗

215
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,215
该说是历史的分量吗

216
00:11:37,009 --> 00:11:40,137
后面有超多熄烟头的痕迹

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真的欸

218
00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,182
烟瘾到底是有多大啦

219
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而且还有想偷偷擦掉的痕迹

220
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这种没擦干净的残留痕迹里
显露着底层人士气息呢

221
00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:55,694
回程的路上也有超多烟蒂

222
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参拜的心情全被毁了

223
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好了

224
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毕竟这里好像也没有禁烟

225
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那也不能乱丢吧

226
00:12:02,368 --> 00:12:03,035
真是的

227
00:12:03,035 --> 00:12:05,454
真想看看那个人的父母长什么样子

228
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:07,831
喵?

229
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,586
总觉得刚刚好像
听到了我妹的声音喵

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学姐

231
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我们去外面的便利商店丢烟蒂吧

232
00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:17,257
我刚刚已经丢了喵

233
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:20,678
(同一时间)

234
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在家抽烟抽到爽最棒了

235
00:12:27,142 --> 00:12:28,769
这座二兽城

236
00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:33,190
(二兽城)
是德川庆喜宣布喵政奉还的地方

237
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:35,317
(喵喵旅游)
这里有着许多

238
00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:38,070
(喵喵旅游)
在学校学不到的兽人历史哦

239
00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,071
(喵喵旅游)
请问

240
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什么是喵政奉还

241
00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:48,497
就是德川将兽人们的占有权
移交给新政府的宣言

242
00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:51,500
好的 那我们进去参观吧

243
00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:55,587
江户幕府时期相当盛行"喵道"

244
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:58,048
这里展示着喵道名家

245
00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,884
古田喵介留下的遗物

246
00:13:00,884 --> 00:13:02,052
喵道?

247
00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:05,973
兽人自古就与人类相当友好

248
00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:11,895
还有着让兽人穿上特殊服装
教他们表演才艺的文化

249
00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:13,647
不觉得听起来怪怪的吗

250
00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:16,984
这里随便一件
就有着足以买下一个国家的价值哦

251
00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:17,901
真的假的

252
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,737
据说裸露的部分越多

253
00:13:19,737 --> 00:13:23,032
就越是能在用力拍打时
发出悦耳声响

254
00:13:23,032 --> 00:13:24,283
什么跟什么啊

255
00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:25,993
用力拍打

256
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,703
居…居然有这种事

257
00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,121
咏子?

258
00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,498
接下来是这里

259
00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,837
能拍照真的是太好了

260
00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:40,215
不过原来兽人的历史是这样的啊

261
00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:42,509
迫害程度高到令人傻眼呢

262
00:13:42,509 --> 00:13:44,470
最古老的绑带裤是什么鬼

263
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:46,889
是啊

264
00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:49,433
不过现在已经能好好相处了

265
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,560
正所谓不打不相识

266
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,311
对吧

267
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:55,147
话都人类在说

268
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这边是重现"喵政奉还"
当时场景的蜡像

269
00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:02,821
他交出了什么东西啊

270
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:05,532
一个不太清楚是什么的头饰

271
00:14:05,532 --> 00:14:06,784
是哦

272
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:11,455
在戊辰战争中
数量进一步减少的兽人们

273
00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:14,750
在"喵政奉还"后
便迁居到了某个地方

274
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:18,170
据说现在仍在那里悄悄生活着

275
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:21,465
所以她们算是我们的祖先吗

276
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:25,094
有点不太一样

277
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:28,222
目前较有力的说法
是散居各地生活的隐居兽人

278
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逐渐繁衍
让数量慢慢增加了起来

279
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:34,061
讲得像是隐匿基督徒似的

280
00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:39,608
这边则是兽人们
在战争时使用过的武器

281
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:43,112
竹枪 长竹枪 弯竹枪

282
00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:44,571
全都是竹枪嘛

283
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,240
- 这支竹枪是…
- 竹枪才是最强的吗

284
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:46,949
- 这支竹枪是…
- 还有更强的吧

285
00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:48,909
这是"鸣叫竹枪"

286
00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:53,288
是赐给立下无上功劳兽人的竹枪

287
00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:54,498
(欢迎按压)
只要按下按钮

288
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:56,625
(欢迎按压)
就会发出可爱叫声

289
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,584
(欢迎按压)

290
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:00,295
我不要

291
00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:05,092
另外也有性能更强
名为"三鸣枪"的竹枪

292
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:10,013
据说曾赐给一名被称作是
"战场恶梦"的兽人领袖之子

293
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:14,935
在战争结束后
她便带着它消失无踪了

294
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:15,853
哭哭

295
00:15:16,228 --> 00:15:19,106
而且里头居然有三种叫声

296
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,150
还附有闹钟功能呢

297
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:21,984
还是不要

298
00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:24,736
会不会是因为没人要
所以才被丢掉啊

299
00:15:26,363 --> 00:15:27,656
族长

300
00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:29,116
怎么了吗

301
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:32,369
最近竹枪好像怪怪的

302
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,163
闹钟都不会叫呢

303
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,751
好 修好了

304
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:41,253
《尼古喵喵》
(校外教学好玩吗)

305
00:15:41,253 --> 00:15:43,172
《尼古喵喵》
(妹子 嗯)

306
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,756
《尼古喵喵》
(妹子 就快到家了)

307
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,343
你们看

308
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,390
它们会像这样行礼
来讨鹿仙贝呢

309
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:54,641
真的耶

310
00:15:54,641 --> 00:15:56,476
好可爱

311
00:15:57,686 --> 00:16:00,230
一次来了好多只

312
00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:02,816
尼古喵喵学姐

313
00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:06,570
- 我们也来…
- 给我喵…

314
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:08,363
- 这是怎样
- 给我喵…

315
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:10,657
- 这应该不是鹿吧
- 给我喵…

316
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:16,121
她在跟人讨鹿仙贝呢

317
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,207
- 我还要
- 太厚脸皮了吧

318
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,417
(快逃啊)
(别欺负鹿啊 死兽人)

319
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,043
(活该啦你w)
(快逃啊)

320
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:21,752
(小性快逃)
(张嘴让我看看)

321
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,045
- 那家伙又是在搞什么
- 不是 等等

322
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:24,504
- 那家伙又是在搞什么
- 小性那里很敏感

323
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:25,797
- 反正肯定是想做效果
- 小性那里很敏感

324
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:26,506
- 而假装要给鹿仙贝吧
- 小性那里很敏感

325
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,258
- 而假装要给鹿仙贝吧
- 会坏掉的 住手

326
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:29,593
(不要啊 鹿)
啊 不弄了吗

327
00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:30,510
(好色…)

328
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:35,265
喂

329
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:35,807
喵?

330
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,936
那些仙贝是我们的东西

331
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:41,521
你这个肮脏死兽人

332
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:42,773
你又是什么东西喵

333
00:16:43,732 --> 00:16:45,359
我是…

334
00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:46,777
鹿王

335
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:49,571
此处是我们的地盘

336
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:53,450
本王不允许兽人的无礼行为

337
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:55,744
你是想要仙贝吗喵

338
00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:56,912
喂 住手

339
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,164
那…那东西拿到我眼前的话

340
00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:02,834
身体自己行起礼来了…

341
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:06,213
学姐

342
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,757
咦 学姐不见了

343
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:10,759
可能去撇条了吧

344
00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:22,437
过去 我们曾是极为高傲的生物

345
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:23,313
喵

346
00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:29,319
全都有着
足以君临生态系顶点的智慧与骄傲

347
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:33,740
甚至曾与你们兽人争夺过霸权

348
00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:38,704
然而他们却一个接一个失去智慧

349
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:45,002
成为了只会向观光客
索讨鹿仙贝的丢脸野兽

350
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:49,798
那个曾经比你们兽人聪明的我们

351
00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:52,050
到了现在

352
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:55,053
拥有智慧的也只剩下我一个

353
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:59,516
而且神智不清的时间
也开始变得一天比一天长

354
00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:03,687
真是羨慕你们

355
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:06,732
既然要成为最后一个

356
00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:08,859
倒不如连智慧都…

357
00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:11,194
喵

358
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:13,613
你…

359
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:19,578
(不可以让鹿吸烟)

360
00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:24,666
兽人啊

361
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:29,963
我们究竟从何而来

362
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,633
又要往何处去

363
00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:36,845
糟糕

364
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:38,597
神智又要…

365
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,850
意识开始消失了

366
00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:48,023
再见了 兽人

367
00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:54,654
愿你们的未来能得到祝福…

368
00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:06,458
(猫游房)

369
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,085
啊 小尼古

370
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:09,878
真是的 小性都快被整死了

371
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:11,463
你是跑哪去了

372
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,882
遇到了只诡异的鹿喵

373
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:16,885
各位

374
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:19,137
买好伴手礼 要准备回去了吗

375
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,100
那么我们…

376
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,394
要坐6小时的车回家去了哦

377
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:37,697
无法作画的环境
最能激发创作欲呢

378
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:39,491
我懂这种感觉

379
00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:41,284
会分泌某种多巴胺呢

380
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:42,244
是啊

381
00:19:42,244 --> 00:19:45,247
该说是满脑子只想着那件事吗

382
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:48,458
我以前住在
没自由的环境里时也很不妙

383
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:52,337
写信时看着圆珠笔
感觉它渐渐变成了别种东西

384
00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:53,255
回过神来

385
00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:55,048
(讲谈组 托罗喵)
发现自己手上已满是黑点呢

386
00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:56,091
(讲谈组 托罗喵)
您好

387
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,176
(讲谈组 托罗喵)
老师您好 辛苦了

388
00:19:58,176 --> 00:19:58,802
老师您好 辛苦了

389
00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:00,387
终于联络上您了

390
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,931
您为何都不接电话呢

391
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:07,269
哎呀 难得去旅行一趟
所以我尽量让自己不去看手机

392
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:09,688
不过多亏这样 我有了超多灵感

393
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:11,523
京都取材之旅大获成功

394
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:13,358
我非常满意

395
00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:15,277
那真是太好了

396
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:18,029
我也想好了接下来的剧情发展

397
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,907
想画个过去篇
来描绘祖先们的战斗

398
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:23,326
还是说要现在来讨论吗

399
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:29,082
我忘记跟您说了

400
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,084
下期就要结束连载

401
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,301
花纹好可爱哦

402
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:40,802
很复古可爱呢

403
00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:42,596
是要送给妈妈的吗

404
00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:43,847
不是

405
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,140
是要给姐姐的

406
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,142
据说能消灾解厄

407
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:48,894
有点沉重呢

408
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:51,354
毕竟随时都有可能没命嘛

409
00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:53,482
居然用这么雪亮的眼神说这种话

410
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,567
喂 你们看 好猛

411
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,027
整部车翻了过来

412
00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,737
好酷 我还是第一次看到呢

413
00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:03,241
达郎小姐

414
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,494
大家都没受伤

415
00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:11,750
接下来要怎么办

416
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,252
警方说要来勘验现场

417
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,006
是啊

418
00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:24,137
《尼古喵喵》

419
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:32,312
今天的满月很漂亮呢

420
00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:33,188
喵

421
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:34,856
她刚刚是说○毛吗

422
00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:37,400
(和平牌香烟)
学姐

423
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,110
(和平牌香烟)
你今天抽的烟不错呢

424
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,613
(和平牌香烟)
我用带狗散步的打工薪水买的喵

425
00:21:41,613 --> 00:21:41,863
我用带狗散步的打工薪水买的喵

426
00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:42,948
原来如此

427
00:21:43,365 --> 00:21:45,033
她刚刚是说○门吗

428
00:21:45,492 --> 00:21:47,619
到底是在聊什么

429
00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:48,954
真令人在意

430
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:51,164
提示是○毛跟○门

431
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:54,626
你们是在聊
○毛长到○门那里的事吗

432
00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:55,544
什么

433
00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:58,505
漫画被腰斩的打击
让她的脑袋坏掉了喵

434
00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:01,258
那…那只是一时运气不好罢了

435
00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:03,635
来 用这个京都礼物
来提升一下运气吧

436
00:22:04,302 --> 00:22:05,804
你刚刚说要把便便举起来吗

437
00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:08,014
你快点去工作吧喵

438
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,147
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

439
00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,106
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

440
00:23:40,106 --> 00:23:41,066
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乃基于尊重原作而予以保留播出
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