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被香烟狠狠熏过的手指气味

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这带着焦香的熏臭味

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果然是必不可少呢

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哎呀 烟灰缸

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塞满烟屁股 滤嘴都着火了呢

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哇

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这烤地瓜般的味道我也超爱

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你就直接来一根吧喵

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不可以啦

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还差一点点就要破戒烟纪录了

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(戒烟滤嘴)

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喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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有拍到吗? 这样有画面吧

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好 要开始了哦

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小性的小性频道开始了 耶

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你好吵啊

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今天在租来的车里拍给大家看

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搭档是阿药

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- 大家多多指教哦
- 别拍啦

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你要一直这样拍到目的地吗

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就算到了也不会停哦

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嗨起来吧 耶

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大家快看

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这辆车现在是反重力状态

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天花板变成了地板哦

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- 就这样直接上月球吧…
- 啊 红灯了

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救…救命

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我爬不出来啊…

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(车辆行驶中请以正确姿势就座)

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你是小孩子吗

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是说 我们要去哪里

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小性想要去海边

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就跟你说
要去神奈川的水舍瀑布了

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你已经问第三次了呢

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据说那个瀑布是能量景点

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最近有点心浮气躁

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所以想去疗愈一下

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目的地公开

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- 她说要去能量景点呢
- 就说别拍了 白痴

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阿药好凶哦

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她很怕生
所以一拍就会生气呢

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去死吧

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各位 接下来是无聊的乘车时间

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- 早知道就自己一个人来了
- 所以我们要快转了哦

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(休息站 猫太郎的故乡)

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(水舍瀑布)

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你不去上厕所吗

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不去

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之后不会有厕所跟便利商店哦

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小性跟阿药不同 是不会上厕所的

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是哦 去死吧

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这种接近目的地的感觉

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真棒

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欸…我闲得发慌啊

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想听阿药讲个保证好笑的故事

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好想听哦

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- 说来听听…
- 这份不爽也能被净化

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(水舍瀑布入口)

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(因发生坍方)
(禁止进入水舍瀑布)

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笑死

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你是要笑到什么时候

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拍到了比瀑布还要有趣的表情

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小性非常满意

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闭嘴 少啰嗦啦

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不过没调查清楚的我也有不对

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附近有间店里的圣代挺有名的

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绕去吃一吃再回去吧

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太好了

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小性最爱吃圣…

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怎么了

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肚子痛

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益子 厕所…

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我想上厕所

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所以当初我才叫你先去上啊

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我现在才想要上啊

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有什么办法

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不是 我不是告诉过你
在到休息站前什么都没有吗

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忍不住吗

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无法 不行 我撑不住

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好啦 我知道了

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拿去

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不是小的 我是要上大的

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你是要叫我用这个抵在屁股上
然后拉进去吗

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也太难操作了吧

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你也就只是嘴上嚣张

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屁眼其实小得很 没问题啦

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你是有看过是不是

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益…子…

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真拿你没办法

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好了 去草丛处理

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别丢下我哦

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不会不会

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真的别丢下我哦

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我可不是在铺梗

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- 我跟你讲真的哦
- 就说知道了

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动作快点

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喂 你…

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为什么要抛下我啦

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喂 停下来

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可恶

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性子 活该啦你

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(阿药的心被净化了不少)

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(10分钟后)

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啊 糟糕

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《尼古喵喵》

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(载我去喵上原)

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(载我去喵上原)

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可恶 根本就没人要停车嘛

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我都摆出这么色的姿势了

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喵 气死我了

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阿药那个白痴

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屎兽人

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咦

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喂 停车

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拜托

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太好了 停下来了

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那…那个

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非常谢谢您

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怎么办

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这个人从刚刚开始就完全不说话

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怎…怎么了

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…之呼吸 壹之型

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是怎样? 好可怕

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那…那个…

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这样就行了

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我到这里就好了

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之后…那个 我自己走回去

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非…非常感谢您

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咦

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那…那个 门锁…

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张…

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张嘴…

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张嘴…

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让我看看

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张嘴

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好…好的

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那个…

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真的非常感谢您的帮忙

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哎呀

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抱歉

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玩得有点太过火了

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总…总之先上车吧

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对…对不起嘛

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你在生气吗

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是说

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以走路来说 你走得挺远的呢

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难不成你是有拦到便车吗

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我才没有

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你是怎样

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就说没有了

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好笑的表情

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不要拍我的口腔

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啥 怎么可能拍口腔

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我在拍脸啦

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喂 坐好啦

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《尼古喵喵》

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谢谢你带P子出去散步是也

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这里是跑腿费

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P子的便便
再麻烦你处理了是也

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喵

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好麻烦哦 喵

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喵?

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房东

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这个送你

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那是什么东西

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今天是那个日子喵

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(那个日子)
(尼古喵喵难得去工作的日子)

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那个日子?

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(海参)

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情人节

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勃起

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你是怎样
做这种不像你会做的事

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真是的

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不过我就心怀感激地收下了

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你这么想要啊喵

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说不想要是骗人的

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你就这么喜欢这个吗喵

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这个嘛

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我一把年纪了 也是该节制一点

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但就是戒不掉最爱的甜食啊

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算了 既然你这么喜欢
也算是帮了大忙喵

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喵

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喂 你这个…

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看形状根本就是大便嘛

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是大便啊喵

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这湿润的感觉

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是手作的生巧克力吗

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是生大便喵

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别说了啦

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你很低级欸你

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不过这个梗有点老就是了

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这是生狗大便喵

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就叫你别说了

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好了

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我现在因花粉症而鼻塞
可能吃不出什么味道就是了

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那我就不客气了

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喵

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好难吃

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这不是大便吗

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00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:08,666
我说了是大便啊喵

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你这家伙搞什么? 开什么玩笑

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00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:15,631
甜吗喵

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最好是会甜啦 蠢烟鬼

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好吃喵

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热狗堡在户外吃最好吃了喵

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喵

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本喵的热狗堡

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还来啊喵

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不可饶恕的鸟类

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喂 你是在搞什么

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00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:11,353
那只鸟…

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是鹰吗? 还是鸢?

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到底是怎么回事

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我现在要宰了它
把它做成烤鸡喵

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(基本上 禁止捕捉野鸟类)
烤鸡要用鸡做

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欸不是 那是不能吃的鸟吧

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谁有这个权力决定
什么鸟能吃 什么鸟不能吃喵

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你是在说什么

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真是的

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(1000圆)
给你 用这个去吃晚餐吧

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(1000圆)
咦 真的吗喵

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(1000圆)
所以放了那家伙吧

224
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这样就能买七星了喵

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那家伙的眼神…

226
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让人觉得有某种强大意志

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怎么可能

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你…你是…

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我是您白天救下的猛禽

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来此向您这位救命恩人报恩

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不…不可以

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你要更珍惜自己一点

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我只能用这种方式来报答您

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太好了

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00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,421
不可能会有这种事的

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天亮了吗

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去工作吧

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(距离截稿日 剩下3天)
没有灵感

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(距离截稿日 剩下3天)
我没有才华

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我受够了

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我不想再待在这种
玩着才华大风吹的世界了

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但我也不想回去乡下啊

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我受不了了

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明知道要画却不想画

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但截稿日又要到了

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(漫鬼现在极度慌乱)

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这套为了取材而买的服装
也太劲爆了吧

248
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穿成这样是要跟什么东西战斗

249
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,860
这糟糕的身材是怎么回事

250
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,572
要是无法靠画漫画讨生活
不如干脆靠这个混饭吃算了

251
00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:10,782
老师在家吗

252
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,826
我是来收房租的

253
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房东先生

254
00:16:14,745 --> 00:16:16,455
那个 不是这样的

255
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这个其实是我的取材数据

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勃起

257
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不好意思 房租对吧?

258
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我居然穿成这副德性

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缩回

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勃起

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缩回

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勃起

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勃…

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勃起

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喝

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《尼古喵喵》

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打扰了哦

268
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现在是你的午睡时间呢

269
00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:12,511
但课业的部分没问题吗

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00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:18,141
虽然天气变暖了

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但露肚子睡觉的话
还是会着凉的哦

272
00:17:30,153 --> 00:17:34,449
能将浴室借给朋友洗澡的宽厚心胸

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00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:38,787
现代人逐渐失去的从容
依旧存在于这间公寓里

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我认为人们停止独占

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携手互相扶持生活

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才是走过这个
不安世道的生存方式

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这还真的是

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根本就只有酒跟零食嘛

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00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:01,184
喝这么多酒 可是会喝坏身体的

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就没收你一罐啤酒吧

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00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:07,816
当然 这都是为了你的健康着想

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零食也拿一包吧

283
00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:14,031
(逮捕闭门窃盗现行犯)
今天凌晨 警方于喵上原市

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(逮捕闭门窃盗现行犯)
以非法入侵与窃盗罪

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00:18:16,742 --> 00:18:20,412
(逮捕闭门窃盗现行犯)
逮捕了31岁的男性现行犯

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根据调查

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男子否认犯行
声称并非窃盗 而是"共享"

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警方认为此男可能涉及其他案件

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00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:32,758
这种不惜偷盗他人物品果腹的心情

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00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:35,260
我真的是无法理解呢

291
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,221
肚子要是饿了
只要去找别人帮忙就好

292
00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:41,683
愿意出手援助的团体
可是要多少有多少呢

293
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:49,608
他也是被资本主义
深植固有观念的可怜羔羊啊

294
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喂 酒精猫 房租…

295
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:54,529
呃 在午睡啊

296
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喂 醒醒

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受不了 真拿你没办法

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是色狼

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我…我才不是

300
00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:06,875
我说你啊 幸好进来的人是我

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00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,251
你要注意一点

302
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,003
大门都不锁

303
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:13,298
最近闯空门的小偷跟变态很多的

304
00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,551
喂 你有没有在听

305
00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:19,763
你是在看哪里

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00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:22,849
天井下?

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00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:24,184
(天井下)

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喂喂

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怎么可能会有妖怪
或是猛禽化身啦

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总之你快点醒醒
把房租交一交…

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00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,987
有个又湿又滑的东西

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00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:36,321
这个是妖怪"天井尝"啊

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(天井尝)
这个是妖怪"天井尝"啊

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这是什么啦

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- 我躺
- 别睡啊

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《尼古喵喵》

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喵

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关西

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00:20:10,814 --> 00:20:12,357
我有件事要告诉你喵

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00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,738
本喵得了癌症 剩下1年了喵

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00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:27,998
(4月1日)

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00:20:28,165 --> 00:20:31,209
这超难吐槽的好吗 白痴

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00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:36,840
禁止说这种
"如果是真的就很难笑"的梗

324
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,758
就不能再想个更有趣的吗

325
00:20:41,887 --> 00:20:43,638
那我要戒烟了喵

326
00:20:43,638 --> 00:20:46,558
那根本不是谎话
只是瘾君子的呻吟

327
00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:49,019
不然关西 你示范一下吧喵

328
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,645
还示范咧

329
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:52,939
现在我拿什么梗出来
都不会好笑吧

330
00:20:52,939 --> 00:20:54,441
不过呢

331
00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:56,151
既然你都这么要求了

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00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,528
我也不是不能秀一下啦

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00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,030
倒也是没那么想听啦喵

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00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:01,406
你看

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00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,116
这是什么喵

336
00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:04,910
跟关西很像呢喵

337
00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:06,912
我其实有两个小孩

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00:21:06,912 --> 00:21:07,829
啥喵

339
00:21:07,829 --> 00:21:09,498
你反应很棒呢

340
00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:10,415
很可爱吧

341
00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:12,083
我要去跟大家说喵

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00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,627
咦 等一下啦 白痴

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00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:17,506
- 不就是你要我对你说谎的吗
- 喵

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是说

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00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:24,137
想不到你居然会带着
跟弟弟的合照在身上呢喵

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00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:26,932
带…带着又没什么关系

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00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:27,933
喵

348
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:30,143
关西果然很有意思呢喵

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00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:33,855
我…我会害羞啦

350
00:21:33,855 --> 00:21:34,856
你干嘛突然这样

351
00:21:34,856 --> 00:21:35,607
骗你的喵

352
00:21:35,982 --> 00:21:39,069
我想到了个好招式
跟你借一下春兰喵

353
00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:41,655
我知道了

354
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,700
好期待哦
下个月就要去校外教学了

355
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,245
要买什么伴手礼回来给姐姐呢

356
00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:50,372
对了 一起去买点心吧

357
00:21:52,249 --> 00:21:53,124
啊 抱歉

358
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,253
是姐姐传来的

359
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,004
什…

360
00:21:58,004 --> 00:21:59,965
(我有小宝宝了喵)

361
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,259
(父亲是这个人喵)

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00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,136
孕妇装

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00:22:06,555 --> 00:22:08,014
是谁

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00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,147
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

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00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,106
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

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