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(洗手间)

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上厕所喵

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洗手间禁烟哦

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喵

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本喵不抽烟的话
会拉不出来的喵

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不行不行

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- 这里可是有自动洒水器的
- 喵

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真是的 兽人就是这样

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喵

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喵…

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喵…

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《尼古喵喵》

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(王寺流子 兽人控)

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- 好可爱
- 那是什么啦

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好想跟她成为朋友

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然后如果可以的话

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希望能摸她的耳朵或尾巴

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喵

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跳起来了

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我肚子好痛

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流子大人是在冥想吗

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看帅气女生就是养眼啊

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虽说是摸

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但也只要让我轻轻抚摸就行了

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我不会大力去捏的

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小妹啊

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要说她是什么样的人

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就是个爱黏姐姐的妹妹呢

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不管怎么说
她就是喜欢姐姐呢

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好可爱

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不过她的那个姐姐
听说是个奇人呢

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奇人

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喵

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听说她邋遢到不行呢

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怎么样的邋遢

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像是会在户外大便之类的

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这是怎么回事

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她是喜欢大便吗

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好可怕

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不对

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(这是便便是也喵)
如果是妹子同学的爱好

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(这是便便是也喵)
那么我愿意接受

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啊 不过

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要是在学校揭露这种特殊性癖
会出大事的

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我会被妈妈杀掉的

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到底该怎么做才好

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(健康检查通知书)

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妹子同学

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流子?

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抱歉 这样突然向你搭话

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别在意 有什么事吗

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喜欢

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不对

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那个…

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这个送给你

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好可爱哦

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这是要送我的吗

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打开来看看吧

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可以吗

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会是什么呢

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这个…

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不要啊

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我是哪里做错了吗

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喵

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没有烟了喵

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本喵不抽烟 会拉不出来啊喵

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没拉干净 感觉很差呢喵

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(七星香烟)

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还是说要捡烟屁股起来抽喵

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喵

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别这么懒 就过去拿吧喵

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(七星香烟)

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拉屎就得开新烟来抽呢喵

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它还接着啊喵

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小心别刺激它 别让它掉下来

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慢慢地 维持平衡喵

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喂 尼古喵喵

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我拿传阅板…

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什么

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等等

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嘿咻…

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是…

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是猫又吗

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《尼古喵喵》

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松尾芭蕉以超快速度走着

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你们猜他的徒弟
河合曾良说了什么

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(音同松尾芭蕉)
说了"等等 芭蕉"

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还说
"师父 你这样就是爆速细道了"

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河合曾良真是可怜啊喵

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虽说是即兴想到的 但这个…

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不行 戳到笑点了

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那句"等等"

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尼古喵喵

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一如往常

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尼古喵喵 一如往常 让我想讲

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尼古喵喵

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一如往常

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快一点 让我讲

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好想讲 好想讲

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尼古喵喵 一如往常 快一点

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好想讲 让我讲

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尼古喵喵的

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鲍○意外地不臭

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你…你好

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杀了我吧

106
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我…我明白你的心情
但请先冷静下来

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我现在很冷静

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杀了我吧

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杀了我

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让我死吧

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《尼古喵喵》

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现在开始进行兽葬仪式

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请列席者退后 以免发生危险

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这是怎么回事

115
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一般来说 告别式结束后
就要送去火葬场了吧

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居然把棺木留在那种地方

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而且爷爷他不是讨厌烟吗

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那是怎样

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根本是对死者不敬吧

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你马上就会明白的

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什么意思

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来了

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什么

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你从刚刚
就一直说着莫名其妙的话

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兽人?

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为什么

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(献花)

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真的假的 不会吧

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他们是在吃爷爷吗

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不要 我不要

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为何不阻止他们

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好了 我们去送他最后一程吧

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老爷他非常喜欢兽人

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你看

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他看起来似乎很开心呢

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真的是

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直到最后都是这样

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太白痴了吧

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爷…

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爷爷

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喵

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完全没有本喵喜欢的七星呢喵

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太可惜了喵

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(流行服饰中心 猫梦乐)

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不好意思

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你难得休假 还要你陪我来逛

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没关系啦

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我也挺爱找衣服的

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因为尼古喵喵学姐
总是两三下就把衣服弄烂

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看起来很冷的样子

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所以才想送她衣服吗

152
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就算是她的学妹
你会不会太罩她了啊

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没有啦

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其实以前…

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- 我曾把学姐的衣服撕烂
- 快给我现出你的真面目

156
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- 算是为那时的事赔罪
- 原形立现

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- 那是什么情况
- 原形立现

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这件怎么样

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感觉白色跟学姐很搭呢

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这件不行呢

161
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那家伙不是老烟枪吗

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肯定只要3天
就能把这件熏黄

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原来如此

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那…

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这件如何

166
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也不行呢

167
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为…为什么

168
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袖口上不是有绒毛吗

169
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会在点烟时着火的

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尤其是那个家伙

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不是 就算是学姐也不至于

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前阵子小妹她啊

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给你

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- 喵
- 送了尼古子一双手套

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但是那个家伙…

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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打火机全卡在手套上

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小妹整个大发飙呢

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烟鬼有够麻烦的啦

183
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那这件怎么样

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灰色 没有绒毛 又是抗菌衣料

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不会附着烟味

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而且还有超多口袋
能让她放一堆烟

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袖子没有毛 打火机也不会卡住

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这…这一件

189
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这一件

190
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没有很可爱呢

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(今日烟鬼穿搭)

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(大衣 阿药买的外套)

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(上衣 关西的便服)

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(香水 天然尼古龙水)
不错嘛

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很好看呢 学姐

196
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好暖和哦喵

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阿药 关西 谢谢你们喵

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00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:56,380
要好好珍惜哦

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00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,757
是说你口袋也太满了吧

200
00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:01,552
是兴高采烈地
塞了一堆烟进去吗

201
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:02,136
喵

202
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,470
是啊喵

203
00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,139
学姐好可爱哦

204
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,891
我放了超多烟屁股喵

205
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,102
虽然早就知道会这样就是了

206
00:13:10,102 --> 00:13:11,520
这家伙就是个怪物

207
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,147
别对她有什么奢望

208
00:13:13,939 --> 00:13:16,066
这边也有一个喵

209
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,820
就这样

210
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我成功了

211
00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:23,240
这是讨厌抽烟的学姐

212
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,033
你说什么

213
00:13:24,658 --> 00:13:26,160
烟是坏东西

214
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,579
二手烟是伤害罪

215
00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,874
你是知识+的乡民吗

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00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,710
我完全搞不清楚状况

217
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,420
可以解释一下吗

218
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,422
哎呀

219
00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:40,466
(催眠)
网络上流传着一个

220
00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:41,759
(催眠)
叫"改写常识App"的东西

221
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:48,057
从现在起 你将变得不想抽烟

222
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会越来越不喜欢抽烟

223
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:53,103
光是看到就觉得厌恶

224
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,647
喵…

225
00:13:56,231 --> 00:13:57,900
我拿学姐来试

226
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,152
结果超有效的

227
00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,405
这是成人A漫的开头吗

228
00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,282
是说 她为什么在刷牙

229
00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:07,910
想叼东西的欲望好像无法消掉

230
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:11,038
要是走错一步
就真的会变成同人A漫啊

231
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,042
学姐要去哪里

232
00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,382
怪物被放去街上了

233
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:37,147
尼…尼古喵喵?

234
00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:39,441
今天不是你来当助手的日子啊

235
00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:40,859
是说 你为什么在刷牙

236
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怎么回事? 为…为什么

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好臭

238
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:50,494
- 已灭火喵
- 这是怎样? 该怎么办

239
00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:52,663
(抽烟真爽)
恶 好臭…

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日行一善

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新闻快报

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(喵上原车站前出现兽人唾液女)
今天下午4点左右

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(喵上原车站前出现兽人唾液女)
喵上原车站前的吸烟区

244
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,302
出现一名乱吐唾液的女子

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目前县警正在追查其下落

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同时呼吁附近居民提供信息

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并表示即便看到也别接近

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- 要立即通报警方
- 这比抽烟时还更令人困扰吧

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根据目击者的证词

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《尼古喵喵》

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佐藤

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有

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小妹好厉害哦

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兽人的体能也太强了吧

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贺来

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有…

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原来也不是每个人都这样啊

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(期中考成绩单)

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(全校排名 45)

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成功了

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第一次考进全校前50名

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太好了

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我的数学很差

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居然猜对答案
实在是太走运了

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咦 妹子 真的假的

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你全校第八名

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好强 你是柯南耶

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只是猜答案猜对而已啦

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明明是兽人 却是个运动白痴

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可书也是念得不上不下

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总觉得…

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跟佐藤同学待在同一班

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好令人难受

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找到了

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佐…佐藤同学

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我是听同学说的

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他们说贺来同学
总是来顶楼吃午餐

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那个…

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因为我喜欢看书跟安静的地方

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我懂

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我有时候
也会很想要一个人独处呢

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但我不是有时候 是每天就是了

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你的距离感

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然后啊 是这样的

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今天会来找你
是有件事想拜托贺来同学

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拜托

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我真的很不会写小论文

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所以想请贺来同学教教我

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为什么喵

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是我姐姐跟我说的

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贺来同学 你有在写小说对吧

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不…不是 那是我朋友

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而且你国文成绩也超好的

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那…那没什么啦

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因为我爱看小说
所以才能考这么高分

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好厉害

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你好强哦

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那…那个…

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可以啊

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要是不嫌弃的话 我能教你

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真的吗

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谢谢你

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对了

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贺来同学

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我希望你能叫我妹子就好

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我…我也是

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叫我咏子就好

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咏子

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这是怎么回事

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我还是第一次有这种感觉

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这是…

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我以前一直认为创作者
将孤独化为能量来创作才是正确的

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(写作猫)
但或许并非如此

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一个人所能拥有的能量
终究有其极限

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人如果不依靠他人
是无法生存的

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而且回想过去的经验

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越是写出无聊作品的人

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似乎就越是没有朋友

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(发布)

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(那你没有朋友呢)

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(好恶的创作论)

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(这家伙是怎样)

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(笑死)

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(小小被炎上了一下)

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《尼古喵喵》

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今天妹子去朋友家过夜

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家里只剩我一个

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机会难得 得好好享受才行呢

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静江FEVER

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红茶果然就是要喝大吉岭呢

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好香的味道

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瞒着妹子私藏的饼干也很好吃

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更重要的是…

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红茶甜食配上香烟

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真的很搭呢

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难以抗拒

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糟糕 睡着了

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现在几点了

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屋内一片雪白

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让人回想起
蜜月旅行时去的伦敦呢

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FEVER已经结束了

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只要做好换气
应该能在明天之前恢复正常

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咦 妹子?

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妈妈

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对哦 我是妈妈哦

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妹子有玩得开心吗

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没有 我现在要回去了

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妈你听我说
花他们家好像遭小偷了

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遭小偷

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你要回来吗

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虽说好像没损失多少东西

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但他们家现在要报警处理

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而且听说内裤被偷走
小花气得要死呢

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这…这还真是不得了呢

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我大概10分钟后就到家了

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我有吃过晚饭了 不用担心

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先挂了哦

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糟…糟糕了

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为什么啦

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静江没有做过什么坏事啊

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(超消臭)
静江没有做过什么坏事啊

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静江没有做过什么坏事啊

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一切都是因为
小花家遭小偷害的啦

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臭小偷

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我回来了

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呃 这屋子是怎么回事

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喂 妈

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你是不是又抽…烟

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妈妈

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你没事吧? 发生什么事了

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你听我说

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在我们通完电话后
那个小偷就闯进了我们家

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把家里搞成这样

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我只有被绑起来 并没有受伤

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但那个人抽了超多的烟

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那模样有如恶鬼

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你真的没有受伤吗

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是…是啊 我没事

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我再也…

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再也不去别人家过夜了

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为什么? 可以啦

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你尽管去没关系的

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我不去了

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(静江的良心受到5点伤害)

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