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(11月11日)

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祝我生日快乐喵…

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(尼古喵喵 生日快乐)
祝我生日快乐喵…

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祝我生日快乐喵…

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11月11日?

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是什么纪念日吗

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就是那个吧

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(1音近汪汪声)
汪汪叫的狗狗日吧

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我那个时候要赶稿

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我那天有非常重要的事

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对不起哦 姐姐

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祝我生日快乐喵

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(江田岛)

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生日快乐

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好

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这样彩排应该就够了吧

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不过话说回来
尼古喵喵也是有可爱的一面嘛

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居然会在意生日这种事

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那个…

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那是什么

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给姐姐的礼物
是以她的样子做的娃娃

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我用姐姐的毛发来做

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结果整个超像的

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是…是啊

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她的毛发?

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话…话说回来

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尼古子还没来呢

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该不会是都没人跟她说的
那种老套桥段吧

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非常抱歉

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《尼古喵喵》

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大家要睁大眼睛看哦

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这是决定性的瞬间

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要放了哦

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欸 熏子在吗

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男人?

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熏子?

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直呼名字

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你也吓太大一跳了吧

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你…你谁啊

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是小熏的什么人

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我谁啊…

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男朋友

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小熏有男朋友吗

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小性可是连手都没牵过呢

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这个叛徒

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你…

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你找小熏有什么事

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拿内裤来给她

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能做的都做了

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侧躺后入 野炮

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紧紧抱住

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是说 你…

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是处女对吧

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(本名 西熏子)
干什么东西 你这个大白痴

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内裤还我啦

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抱歉 性子 你没事吧

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这家伙就是个白痴

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你这个叛徒

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叛什么啦

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事情就是这样

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这个白痴其实是我弟弟

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我叫春兰

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请多挤(指)教

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喂 小性讨厌他

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对不起嘛

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就觉得很有趣
不小心玩过头了

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气气气

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算了

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姐弟是吧

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我就知道会是这样

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说起来
小熏根本就不可能会有男友嘛

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我怎么可能会上当嘛

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虽说是姐弟
也是同父异母就是了

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色…色情游戏

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近亲乱伦

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禁忌之爱

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给我停

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他在骗你 不是真的

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西同学

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要不要再来喝一杯

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不 我的酒比较好喝啦

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闪啦 你们这些臭男人

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要帮西同学倒酒的人是我

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谢谢

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不过不好意思

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我去一下洗手间哦

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- 不要 小西 不要走
- 我喜欢西同学

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你这都讲第几次了

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我会当作没听见的

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身上会沾到味道的

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咦 西同学?

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你不是去洗手间了吗

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啊 是啊

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想说出来醒醒酒

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我也是

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很冷呢

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西同学

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你给人的感觉很稳重 也很体贴

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有种很端庄的氛围

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跟我这种人完全不同

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哪有

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才没这回事呢

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不…

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主召这种事
我是绝对做不来的

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我也不擅长与人交流

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当主召只是碰巧罢了

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因为毕业论文搞定了

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而且我也没有很擅长与人交际

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变态啊

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这里有变态啊

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不要过来

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呜哇 有变态呢

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市区还真是可怕

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我们进去里面吧

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是…是啊

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是全身烧焦的变态啊

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快来人抓住她啊

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欸不是 这不是尼古子吗

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你是在搞什么鬼

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去打仗了吗

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我起个营火
结果全身烧起来了

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你怎么会还活着啦

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是什么神秘不明生物吗你

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原…原来西同学
你平常是这个样子吗

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不…那个

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其实也不是那样

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这家伙不叫西 叫关西喵

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你给我闭嘴

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真…

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真?

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真的很棒呢

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一直以来 该怎么说呢

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你一直都有种太过完美
让人难以接近的感觉

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但是现在有种…

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有种…

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让人想跟你成为朋友的感觉

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真…真的吗

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关西 给我烟喵

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喂 你别乱说

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你明明念町田的大学
却会抽烟吗

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不是

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那种事

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(海马香烟)

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我其实也会

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这件事还请你跟大家保密

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你抽的牌子很有品味呢

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总之就是这么回事

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请多指教了

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好的

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你会不会装得太像了啊

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毕竟会顾虑嘛

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给我烟啦喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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应该是这次春天最喧嚣的风吧

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不是 不会吧

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我这3天…这3天的成果啊

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不行

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刮进屋子里的风
把我的原稿吹出去了啊

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原…原稿

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你那个时候
真的帮了我一个大忙啊

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要是没有咏子

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我这次就真的要开天窗了呢

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别这么说

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也多亏如此

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- 要吃哪一个好呢喵
- 我才能进出职业漫画家工作室啊

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不过时间真的过得很快呢

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那都已经是1年前的事了

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而今年也快要结束了

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真是充实的1年

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老师明明贵为职业漫画家

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却还是对我这种业余作家

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温柔地提供您的宝贵意见

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没有啦 好说

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你也太尊敬她了吧喵

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当然要尊敬了

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能用自己喜欢的东西
来维持生计的达郎老师

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是我十分崇拜的存在

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所以尼古喵喵学姐
才会来当老师的助手

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我从没看过达郎的漫画喵

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我倒是希望你能看过一遍
把角色的发色记起来呢

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助…助手居然没看过老师的作品

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喵

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学姐 你这样不行啦

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身为创作者
专业意识怎能这么低

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你有看过
漫鬼的漫画吗喵

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我当然…

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(32岁)
喵

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我…

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我是有买

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但我打算留着好好享受

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没关系 不用勉强的

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(单凭"职业作家"这个头衔)
(就尊敬对方的写作猫)

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这家伙还相信世上有圣诞老人吗

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她不是能主打反差萌的角色吧

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会不会是逆向整人啊

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反正愿望肯定是想要整条香烟吧

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真是的

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明明是自己说
要在圣诞节开喝酒趴的

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致圣诞老人

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请给我吸烟区当作圣诞礼物喵

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尼古子

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你抽烟有在管有没有吸烟区的吗

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还有这放不进袜子里好吗

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背面还有呢

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我想跟大家
一边晒太阳一边抽烟喵

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我对这种的很没辙

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也太犯规了吧

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她明明平常都那么随便

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感觉有点样子了呢

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累死

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长大后 就没这样玩过雪了呢

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喂

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是慰劳品

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赏雪酒

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还真是雅致啊

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下次下雪 我们再弄一次吧

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是啊

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天气冷 醉意来得很快呢

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你喝太多了啦

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丢垃圾好麻烦哦喵

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喵

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那个是…

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用雪堆的吸烟区啊喵

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喵…

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喵

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这摆设也是做得很用心呢

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先救人啊你

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《尼古喵喵》

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(鬼冰)
喝这么猛 会撑不到跨年的啦

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是在胡说什么
我们要去跨年参拜呢

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- 睡着的人要玩惩罚游戏哦
- 这个酒没味道呢喵

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我有主意

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那把现在穿着的内裤
塞进房东先生的嘴里如何

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这个好啊

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真有意思

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这下别想睡了

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我才不要

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这就只会爽到他而已嘛

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谁都不准睡哦

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好困

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(谨贺新年)

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《尼古喵喵》

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好 你们几个

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新年快乐

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现在要来进行本公寓
例行的正月捣年糕活动

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尼古喵喵

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喵

248
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我来负责捣

249
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由你来负责加水与翻年糕

250
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懂吗

251
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:20,589
喵

252
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:22,091
房东也就算了

253
00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:25,344
尼古子为何也这么嗨

254
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,846
可能是完成后能拿到烟吧

255
00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:30,766
一大清早搞这个 太扰民了吧

256
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,643
我要上了 尼古喵喵

257
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:33,936
喵

258
00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:35,145
喝啊

259
00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:39,650
喝 看我的

260
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:46,031
我捣…

261
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:52,162
很久没用这种高速捣法了

262
00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,581
我身手也是退步了呢

263
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,209
尼古喵喵人呢

264
00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:59,837
不晓得 可能跑了吧

265
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:02,548
真是拿那个家伙没办法

266
00:15:02,548 --> 00:15:03,590
算了

267
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:06,385
等凉了以后就来分切吧

268
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,933
这一排的是放红豆馅的吗

269
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,644
是啊 是做艾草年糕哦

270
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艾草有驱邪的意思

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很吉利的

272
00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:21,817
也有驱毒的说法呢

273
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:27,447
是说 这个年糕的颜色
是不是有点像小尼古的头发啊

274
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:28,657
别说了

275
00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,909
感觉年糕都要有烟味了

276
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,371
好了 来烤吧

277
00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:44,882
尼…尼古喵喵

278
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你就在里面吗

279
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是…是梦吗

280
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是说 这是今年的初梦吧

281
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,813
新年第一天就这么不吉利

282
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你是要睡到什么时候喵

283
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,860
快起来

284
00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:10,699
快来捣年糕吧喵

285
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,743
好啊

286
00:16:13,702 --> 00:16:15,454
好 你们几个

287
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:17,331
新年快乐

288
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:20,792
现在要来进行本公寓
例行的正月捣年糕活动

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尼古喵喵

290
00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:22,502
喵

291
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:23,503
我来负责捣

292
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,548
由你来负责加水与翻年糕

293
00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:27,382
懂吗

294
00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:28,300
喵

295
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,760
房东也就算了

296
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,055
尼古子为何也这么嗨

297
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:35,599
可能是完成后能拿到烟吧

298
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:38,393
一大清早搞这个 太扰民了吧

299
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:40,395
我要上了 尼古喵喵

300
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喵

301
00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:46,485
喵?

302
00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:47,819
怎么了喵

303
00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:49,905
不 只是有点…

304
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,074
好 我要上了

305
00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:53,700
喝

306
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,868
我捣

307
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:56,870
看我的

308
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,830
来啊

309
00:16:58,872 --> 00:16:59,665
喵?

310
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:07,172
听说是误食了香烟

311
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:09,758
唉 年纪轻轻的

312
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听说啊

313
00:17:10,884 --> 00:17:12,386
你看 就是那个人

314
00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:15,889
好像是在捣年糕时
将香烟混了进去

315
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,899
赶快来捣年糕吧喵

316
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:30,195
我陷入了时空轮回

317
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,702
来捣年糕吧喵

318
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(第18轮)

319
00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,207
(第32轮)

320
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捣年糕

321
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,342
(第111轮)
不知道为什么

322
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:55,721
我一直重复着捣年糕的这一天

323
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:56,805
并且…

324
00:17:58,181 --> 00:17:59,224
性子

325
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:01,810
每次都一定会有人死去

326
00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:05,897
然后迎来同一个早晨

327
00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,567
来捣年糕吧

328
00:18:09,318 --> 00:18:12,321
我不晓得要如何才能脱离轮回

329
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,572
但是…

330
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:15,449
只要能让所有人都活着

331
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:18,076
顺利结束捣年糕活动

332
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,161
一定就能…

333
00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:22,831
新年第一天的天气真好

334
00:18:22,831 --> 00:18:24,750
是适合捣年糕的日子呢

335
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,085
感觉房东先生没什么精神呢

336
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:29,796
- 我想快点吃年糕喵
- 至今的每一次

337
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:30,505
- 关西姐
- 熏子
- 小熏
- 关西

338
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:35,093
(第88轮)
她们只要靠近臼 就会发生意外

339
00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:36,720
那么…

340
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,349
只要呈现
让她们无法靠近的冲击就行了

341
00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:45,520
房东先生 你在做什么

342
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,939
这是新春猥亵捣年糕活动吗

343
00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:49,107
房东跟他的房东

344
00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:52,194
正在跟年糕上演最糟糕的二重奏

345
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:54,821
这么一来
应该就不会有人敢靠近了

346
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,239
喵

347
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:58,241
学姐无法抵抗猫的习性

348
00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,785
- 喵…
- 小尼古 那个很脏

349
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:00,619
- 喵…
- 不可以

350
00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:03,205
不要靠过来

351
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,376
尼古子

352
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:09,252
脏鬼大谷

353
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,755
捣好了 给我吃

354
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:21,681
- 又软又硬喵
- 没穿越回去

355
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,058
(还活着)
结束了吗

356
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:26,645
只有我一个人知晓的命运轮回

357
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:30,107
请问是大谷先生吗

358
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:32,943
我们接获通报

359
00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:35,070
麻烦你跟我们去一趟警局

360
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,290
没关系

361
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:49,084
这样就好

362
00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:56,842
《尼古喵喵》

363
00:19:58,593 --> 00:19:58,969
起床

364
00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:00,053
(西顺子(44岁))
起床

365
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:03,265
(西顺子(44岁))
今天要去吃淡路岛汉堡哦

366
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:07,644
至少新年让人睡到自然醒吧

367
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:08,895
是在胡说什么

368
00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,355
都已经8点了

369
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,358
而且还得趁早上去拿煤油才行

370
00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:14,609
你们很怕冷不是吗

371
00:20:14,609 --> 00:20:16,069
其中一个人去拿

372
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:17,988
好麻烦

373
00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:19,489
喂 别推啊

374
00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:23,034
真是的 是怎样

375
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,578
超塞的啦

376
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:25,871
毕竟是假日嘛

377
00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:26,788
春兰

378
00:20:26,788 --> 00:20:29,166
去把这一带的车都踢走

379
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,460
能从开车看出一个人的个性呢

380
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,712
妈妈一直都是这个样子啦

381
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:37,841
自从姐住进那间公寓后
也渐渐开始像老妈了呢

382
00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:39,342
像你个大头鬼啦 扁你哦

383
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:41,011
你气屁气啊 扁你哦

384
00:20:41,678 --> 00:20:44,598
可恶 一动也不动 肚子都饿了

385
00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:45,474
我们回去吧

386
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:46,766
结果要回去哦

387
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:48,852
(主要材料 牛肉 生菜 圆面包)
久等了 手作淡路岛汉堡

388
00:20:48,852 --> 00:20:50,061
(炸洋葱 干酪 盐‧胡椒)
久等了 手作淡路岛汉堡

389
00:20:50,061 --> 00:20:51,271
(蛋黄酱 喜欢的酱料)
久等了 手作淡路岛汉堡

390
00:20:51,605 --> 00:20:53,857
果然还是待在家里最好呢

391
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,775
说要出门的人不就是你吗

392
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,616
熏子 过年这几天 你是不是胖了

393
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,660
妈妈的孕妇装给你穿好了

394
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,287
没胖成那样好吗

395
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,955
那给春兰好了

396
00:21:08,955 --> 00:21:10,248
为什么啦

397
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:13,084
不过姐的屁股很大

398
00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:17,380
只要巧妙地把肚子凸起来的部分
挪到屁股去

399
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,801
我吃饱了

400
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:24,262
汉堡还有哦

401
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:25,055
我PASS

402
00:21:25,055 --> 00:21:26,515
吃两个就太饱了

403
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:27,682
我也是

404
00:21:31,436 --> 00:21:32,687
都不准走

405
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:34,606
吃饱饭后
就是家人团聚的时间

406
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,233
干嘛啦

407
00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:38,360
大家来玩大富翁吧

408
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,195
边看新喜剧边玩

409
00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:42,280
- 不妙 好不容易回趟老家
- 等一下 我去拿来

410
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,991
- 结果妈妈启动了麻烦模式
- 要在哪玩好呢

411
00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,701
- 姐 你耳朵过来
- 这里好了…

412
00:21:46,701 --> 00:21:48,119
- 干嘛
- 这里好了…

413
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,250
我学会了Beatbox

414
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,834
你这小子到底是想怎样啦

415
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:58,296
输了的话
就得多住几天再回去

416
00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:01,049
- 来玩吧…我才不会输呢
- 啊 真是的

417
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:02,592
这个家也太累人了吧

418
00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:05,136
(回老家时的吐槽次数)
(西熏子___次)
这个家也太累人了吧

419
00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:07,973
(回老家时的吐槽次数)
(西熏子139次)
噗噗 哈啰 我是春兰

420
00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:39,105
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

421
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:40,065
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

422
00:23:40,065 --> 00:23:41,024
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