1
00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:56,244
我听见了

2
00:00:56,244 --> 00:01:00,248
那个对打压吸烟者的世界
的怨怼之声

3
00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:02,292
好

4
00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:06,296
本尼古丁恶魔就用烟灰与焦油

5
00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:09,299
来吞没这个世界吧

6
00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,470
噫 蟑螂

7
00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:17,056
而且地板上到处都是垃圾

8
00:01:17,056 --> 00:01:19,600
这里的住户到底是在想什么

9
00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:24,314
居然是吃到一半
就这样丢着的碗

10
00:01:24,772 --> 00:01:28,192
用餐完就该马上把餐具洗干净

11
00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:31,112
这是本魔生理上最讨厌的那种人

12
00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:35,450
拉面的汤都已经凝固
变成一片漆黑

13
00:01:36,451 --> 00:01:38,202
好像有什么东西在动

14
00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,538
是巴力西卜

15
00:01:41,372 --> 00:01:43,166
不行 我不行 我真的不行

16
00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,209
太难以置信了

17
00:01:48,171 --> 00:01:48,963
好像踩到了什么

18
00:01:48,963 --> 00:01:49,964
什么东西 什么鬼

19
00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:51,549
脚…脚底滑滑黏黏的

20
00:01:51,549 --> 00:01:53,259
超恶心的啦

21
00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,678
好臭

22
00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:56,554
我受够了

23
00:01:56,554 --> 00:01:57,638
我讨厌这里

24
00:01:57,638 --> 00:01:59,182
我要回家

25
00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:07,732
喵?

26
00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,992
(拯救了世界)

27
00:02:19,202 --> 00:02:24,665
《尼古喵喵》

28
00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:51,002
(兽手股份有限公司)

29
00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:54,255
这里就是阿药说的派遣公司啊喵

30
00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:56,591
(开创兽人的光明未来)
这个月快没钱买烟了

31
00:03:56,591 --> 00:03:58,301
(为兽人而生的派遣公司)
来工作吧喵

32
00:03:58,301 --> 00:04:00,261
82号

33
00:04:00,761 --> 00:04:02,180
(兽人第一 喵上原)
我想要找工作喵

34
00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,514
(喵上原市公所)
好的

35
00:04:03,848 --> 00:04:05,558
请问什么时候能开始工作呢

36
00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:08,686
我想找能马上上工
又能赚很多钱的工作喵

37
00:04:08,686 --> 00:04:12,440
这样的话
有公司在找今天下午能上工的人

38
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,192
是什么样的工作啊喵

39
00:04:14,192 --> 00:04:17,904
是任何人都做得来的
简单清洁工作

40
00:04:46,974 --> 00:04:49,310
好 休息15分钟

41
00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:51,437
全都上来吧

42
00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:58,194
(休息室)

43
00:05:02,573 --> 00:05:03,157
喂

44
00:05:03,783 --> 00:05:07,703
防护服附着了许多可燃物质
严禁用火

45
00:05:07,703 --> 00:05:10,623
这点你们这些兽人应该都知道吧

46
00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:13,376
真是的 这工作到底是怎样

47
00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:15,545
累得要命
休息时间还少得可怜

48
00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:18,047
根本一点也不划算嘛

49
00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:20,633
欸 你也是这么觉得吧

50
00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:21,300
喵?

51
00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,177
欸 没错吧

52
00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:25,304
喵…

53
00:05:25,304 --> 00:05:26,764
真是的

54
00:05:30,476 --> 00:05:31,769
(兽人派遣公司"兽手"评价表)
(佐藤尼古子 _等)

55
00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:33,563
(兽人派遣公司"兽手"评价表)
(佐藤尼古子 C等)

56
00:05:34,564 --> 00:05:38,568
《尼古喵喵》

57
00:05:47,618 --> 00:05:49,495
这不是秋红蜻蜓吗

58
00:05:50,204 --> 00:05:52,373
已经是秋天了啊

59
00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:53,374
真是的

60
00:05:53,374 --> 00:05:55,668
果然是光阴似箭呢

61
00:05:57,628 --> 00:05:58,838
嗑药猫

62
00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:00,464
这么快就回来了啊

63
00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,008
是啊

64
00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:05,553
我还以为你会再多待几天呢

65
00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:06,971
没有啦

66
00:06:06,971 --> 00:06:09,181
我明天起就得去工作了

67
00:06:10,308 --> 00:06:12,560
这是给你的伴手礼 铜锣烧

68
00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:14,979
(铜锣烧)
谢谢啊

69
00:06:14,979 --> 00:06:17,398
是我老家附近的一间老店

70
00:06:17,398 --> 00:06:19,775
我正好打算来喝个茶

71
00:06:19,775 --> 00:06:20,985
阿药 要不要一起来

72
00:06:21,902 --> 00:06:23,279
谢谢

73
00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,573
不过我有点累

74
00:06:25,573 --> 00:06:27,116
还是下次吧

75
00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:28,534
这样啊

76
00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:30,536
好好休息吧

77
00:06:30,536 --> 00:06:31,621
好

78
00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:33,581
咦

79
00:06:33,581 --> 00:06:35,249
刚刚的人是阿药吗

80
00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,375
是啊

81
00:06:36,959 --> 00:06:39,378
最近都没看到她呢

82
00:06:39,378 --> 00:06:40,963
她回了老家一趟

83
00:06:40,963 --> 00:06:43,090
是她爷爷的一回忌

84
00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:45,134
所以她头才会那样啊

85
00:06:46,802 --> 00:06:48,846
黑发也很可爱呢

86
00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:52,016
她爷爷也是兽人吗

87
00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:02,568
红蜻蜓…

88
00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:05,029
(琉璃蜓)
红蜻蜓…

89
00:07:07,365 --> 00:07:11,494
红蜻蜓…

90
00:07:11,494 --> 00:07:13,621
炸来吃喵

91
00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:15,790
晚上加菜了喵

92
00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:20,169
喵

93
00:07:20,169 --> 00:07:22,380
没烟了喵

94
00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,589
对了喵

95
00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:26,175
阿药

96
00:07:26,175 --> 00:07:27,968
你回来了吗喵

97
00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:30,262
我烟抽完了喵

98
00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:36,143
喂 嗑药猫 你回来了吗喵

99
00:07:36,185 --> 00:07:37,728
挡几根烟来吧喵

100
00:07:38,771 --> 00:07:39,939
喵?

101
00:07:42,566 --> 00:07:43,776
什么事

102
00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:46,028
挡些烟给我吧喵

103
00:07:46,028 --> 00:07:49,073
还有屋子很黑喵 也开个灯吧喵

104
00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,075
在包包里

105
00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:53,369
学姐你自己拿吧

106
00:07:54,578 --> 00:07:57,957
尼古喵喵学姐
你偶尔也回家一下比较好

107
00:07:58,457 --> 00:07:59,083
喵

108
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,210
学姐

109
00:08:02,878 --> 00:08:04,171
人…

110
00:08:05,047 --> 00:08:06,257
人…

111
00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:07,633
为什么…

112
00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:13,097
你又不是人喵

113
00:08:14,056 --> 00:08:18,102
《尼古喵喵》

114
00:08:33,534 --> 00:08:35,870
尼古子 最近过得如何啊

115
00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:37,037
喵

116
00:08:37,037 --> 00:08:38,122
这个嘛

117
00:08:38,122 --> 00:08:40,207
就打了各种工

118
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,877
但全被炒掉了喵

119
00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:44,462
这样啊

120
00:08:49,091 --> 00:08:50,134
喵

121
00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:52,470
静江 借个火吧

122
00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:53,763
好好好

123
00:08:53,763 --> 00:08:55,181
我看看

124
00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:57,391
打火机在哪里呢

125
00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:05,191
(火柴)
借用一下哦

126
00:09:17,953 --> 00:09:20,956
用火柴点
抽起来味道不一样对吧

127
00:09:20,956 --> 00:09:22,166
喵

128
00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:26,212
我说 可以给我一根吗

129
00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:28,172
喵

130
00:09:28,964 --> 00:09:30,132
谢谢

131
00:09:30,132 --> 00:09:31,217
喵

132
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,177
快快快

133
00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:39,975
爽

134
00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:43,813
已经这么晚了

135
00:09:43,813 --> 00:09:44,980
糟糕糟糕

136
00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,315
(恶臭瞬杀 超消臭)
她要回来了

137
00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:52,613
我回来了

138
00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:54,448
姐姐来了

139
00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:57,243
你在抽烟

140
00:09:57,243 --> 00:09:59,829
我们家禁烟
是要跟你讲几遍你才会懂

141
00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:00,329
喵?

142
00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:02,665
妈 你也要好好提醒姐姐

143
00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,875
你真的是太宠姐姐了

144
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,127
你上次才答应过我不是吗

145
00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:07,837
真是的

146
00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:08,712
喵

147
00:10:08,712 --> 00:10:10,506
跟我摆这种怪脸也没用

148
00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:11,257
喵

149
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:12,466
这脸是什么意思

150
00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:15,719
- 不行就是不行
- 不管过多久 还是这么要好呢

151
00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:18,013
(佐藤)

152
00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,601
(猫狼之血 F排8号)
妈 入场券给你

153
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:24,645
(猫狼之血 F排2号)
这张是姐姐的

154
00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:25,354
(猫狼之血 F排2号)
喵

155
00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:27,982
现在票还能用订的啊

156
00:10:27,982 --> 00:10:29,149
很方便对吧

157
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,570
是不是只有本喵坐得特别远啊

158
00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:33,988
你要抽烟不是吗

159
00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:35,364
所以就让你坐远一点了

160
00:10:35,364 --> 00:10:36,657
喵…

161
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,952
虽然妹子说话带刺

162
00:10:39,952 --> 00:10:42,997
但其实是贴心安排
让姐姐放心抽烟

163
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:46,292
不管怎么说
妹子还是最爱姐姐呢

164
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,377
妈 你先不要讲话

165
00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:51,589
俗话说人生80年

166
00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:55,134
我只要能活一半就已足够

167
00:10:55,134 --> 00:10:56,468
阿俊

168
00:10:56,468 --> 00:10:59,138
你可别变成我这样哦

169
00:10:59,138 --> 00:11:00,806
- 好想抽烟
- 为何要说这种话

170
00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:03,684
- 真的好想现在就点一根
- 我…

171
00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:06,979
- 这部电影怎么这么多抽烟镜头啦
- 在去砸场子前 陪我抽根烟吧

172
00:11:06,979 --> 00:11:08,731
- 这部电影怎么这么多抽烟镜头啦
- 这是为什么 大哥

173
00:11:08,772 --> 00:11:11,108
我想成为像大哥这样的人

174
00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:12,943
好

175
00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,487
- 我去一下洗手间
- 再陪我抽一根吧

176
00:11:15,487 --> 00:11:16,405
好

177
00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:18,115
阿俊

178
00:11:18,115 --> 00:11:20,409
- 喂
- 男人都会有身不由己的时候

179
00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:23,037
- 尼古子 救救我
- 越是难过就越不能掉泪

180
00:11:23,037 --> 00:11:24,204
抱歉了

181
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:25,831
是 大哥

182
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:29,919
砸场子啦

183
00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:31,211
干掉他

184
00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:35,299
大哭了一场

185
00:11:35,299 --> 00:11:37,760
今天太感谢你们了

186
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,263
我一说是要看黑道片
朋友就跟我说没办法

187
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:43,515
你们是不是离得有点近啊

188
00:11:43,515 --> 00:11:44,391
喵

189
00:11:47,311 --> 00:11:50,356
姐 你看啦
妈身上沾到你的烟味了

190
00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:52,066
你为什么就是不会多为别人想想

191
00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:52,983
喵喵

192
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,444
本喵没做什么坏事啊喵

193
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,404
又给我说这种话

194
00:11:57,404 --> 00:11:59,156
不是啦喵

195
00:11:59,156 --> 00:12:00,824
而且老实说 我甚至希望你

196
00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:02,910
- 真希望能一直这样维持下去
- 看电影时别抽烟

197
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,495
- 真希望能一直这样维持下去
- 太强人所难了吧喵

198
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:20,761
(研究室)

199
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,681
关于你前阵子的健康检查

200
00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,099
首先我听说

201
00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:28,310
你因为身体发抖 很难进行抽血

202
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:31,105
这是典型的成瘾症状

203
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,314
再来就是AST指数过高

204
00:12:32,314 --> 00:12:34,608
(AST=肝发炎指数)
再来就是AST指数过高

205
00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:37,194
(GPA=大学在校成绩)
以及跟GPA成反比

206
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:40,114
完全就是打混学生会有的特征呢

207
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:42,533
或许你会觉得我在多管闲事

208
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,785
但还是把酒戒了 来大学念书吧

209
00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:46,620
不然在毕业前 你就会没命哦

210
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:49,248
会没命哦…

211
00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:52,418
我明明都已经1周没喝酒了

212
00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:54,461
喂

213
00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:58,507
真是的

214
00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:01,301
走路要好好看路
不然会被车撞的哦

215
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,892
是小学生吗

216
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,769
这一带也是通学道路

217
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:13,397
你是在回家的路上吗

218
00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:17,276
可以的话 我陪你走回家好不好

219
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:25,617
跟姐姐住的公寓是同个方向呢

220
00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:31,498
是遇到什么不开心的事吗

221
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,501
在学校

222
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,919
这样啊

223
00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:38,005
是很难处理的问题呢

224
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,510
在我还是小学生时

225
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,513
虽然时间不长 但也曾被霸凌过

226
00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:50,184
像是被男生叫成猫女

227
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:52,686
不然就是鞋子或直笛被藏起来

228
00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:54,188
(贺 毕业)
然后

229
00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:58,984
在国中毕业那天
那个霸凌我的人对我告白

230
00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,780
说是因为喜欢我
才对我做那些事

231
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,990
听到他的那些话后

232
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,618
我心想"居然是因为这种原因吗"

233
00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:15,584
才知道原来烦恼的根源
远比想象中的还要微不足道啊

234
00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,089
是假装不幸 炫耀自己受欢迎吗

235
00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:23,217
不是的 虽然不是这样
但讲起来有这种感觉呢

236
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,384
怎么办

237
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,095
呃 那个…

238
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:30,474
好像打起一些精神了

239
00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:35,562
烦恼远比想象中的还要微不足道

240
00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:36,855
是啊

241
00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,607
一定是这样

242
00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:40,734
这样啊

243
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:48,992
- 谢谢光临
- 是个有点古怪的孩子呢

244
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:52,412
感觉跟姐姐有点像呢

245
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:56,416
地震

246
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,044
这也是老房子了 摇得可真大力

247
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,965
欸不是 摇太久了吧

248
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,467
比LOVE PHANTOM的前奏还久

249
00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:07,719
喂 酒子

250
00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:08,971
还是先出去避难吧

251
00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:12,933
结果是你在摇哦

252
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:16,395
因为健康检查要进行复诊

253
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:18,188
不是我要像个老妈子一样念你

254
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:20,691
但重点是在日常的克制呢

255
00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:22,192
你戒酒多久了

256
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,570
1天吗

257
00:15:25,571 --> 00:15:26,905
不是

258
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:28,740
1小时

259
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,951
你这次还是放弃吧

260
00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:34,496
我现在…

261
00:15:35,747 --> 00:15:37,249
人在外面

262
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,211
(3分钟前)

263
00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:46,550
地震?

264
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,135
好大

265
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:49,970
得快出去避难才行

266
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,388
什么? 拔不出来

267
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,182
进入痉挛模式了

268
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,684
管不了那么多了

269
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,270
然后就变成这样了

270
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:03,192
不晓得是不是被震到变形
门打不开

271
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:05,110
也就是说…

272
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,196
我完了

273
00:16:07,654 --> 00:16:09,156
(危险)
要是被那些家伙

274
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:11,116
(危险)
看到我这副模样

275
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:15,495
只能绕到后头
打破阳台玻璃进去了

276
00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:24,338
比起社会性死亡

277
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:26,465
打破一两块玻璃算什么

278
00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:30,719
老天保佑

279
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:37,434
你好啊

280
00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:41,480
你这是在扮成半人马吗

281
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,814
没有 应该不是

282
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:45,567
毕竟半人马不会有两颗头呢

283
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:48,487
难不成是新品种的
地狱三头犬吗

284
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:49,696
杀了我吧

285
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,950
没有任何借口
能为现在的我开脱

286
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,409
我今天就要死在这里

287
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:57,037
不…先冷静下来吧

288
00:16:57,079 --> 00:17:00,123
那个…这单单只是我个人的猜测

289
00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:02,542
房东先生
你在与兽人情趣娃娃合体时

290
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,336
遇上刚刚的地震
便想逃到室外避难

291
00:17:04,336 --> 00:17:06,255
却被配有阴道痉挛模式的
情趣娃娃紧紧缠住

292
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,214
虽然全裸冲出屋外

293
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:08,548
但房门却因地震影响而打不开

294
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:10,509
结果害你回不去屋内

295
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:13,262
会是这么一回事吗

296
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:14,680
猜对了

297
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,515
成功活用了漫画家职涯经历

298
00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:20,852
在修理工人来之前
就请先待在我这里吧

299
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:23,188
我去买男用居家服给你穿

300
00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:25,524
抱歉让你如此费心

301
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,194
可以再离我远一点走路吗

302
00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:30,320
抱歉

303
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:31,947
喵

304
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:33,407
喝

305
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:38,453
好险

306
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:42,207
尼古喵喵的行为很难预测
得确实阻止她才行

307
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,461
喵?

308
00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:50,173
我什么时候睡着的喵

309
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,175
喵?

310
00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:54,052
(抱歉)

311
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,431
我好像做了奇怪的梦喵

312
00:17:57,431 --> 00:17:58,390
是吗

313
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,183
梦到房东你变成了半人马

314
00:18:00,183 --> 00:18:02,060
少…少胡说八道

315
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:07,065
《尼古喵喵》

316
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,864
你又写了新的东西啊喵

317
00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:14,614
是的

318
00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:15,907
啊 不是的

319
00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,284
这是我朋友写的

320
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:20,370
我从没在KAKEYOME上写过东西

321
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,039
我这次参考学姐之前的建议

322
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:25,459
用KAKEYOME上
最受欢迎的固定套路来写

323
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,044
他是这么跟我说的

324
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,837
希望学姐你能读读看

325
00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:31,381
(龙主者的流放 写作猫 着)
你写了流放系题材啊

326
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,799
是啊

327
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:34,343
这题材写起来意外地有趣

328
00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,553
固定套路也是不能小看呢

329
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:38,513
啊 这也是我朋友说的

330
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:43,185
男子是孤傲的龙主者

331
00:18:43,185 --> 00:18:44,644
他没有名字

332
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,271
名号早已舍弃

333
00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:49,608
人们都以"主者"称呼他

334
00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:53,737
顺带一提
"龙主者"是这世界里的一种职业

335
00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:55,906
背景说明还是一样长呢喵

336
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:59,034
这…这里要是不说明清楚
会让人搞不懂世界观

337
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,535
主者

338
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,621
你来啦

339
00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:05,040
你说有话要告诉我 是什么事

340
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,917
没错 你听我说

341
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:10,045
我要将你逐出队伍

342
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:12,297
你下船吧

343
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:16,802
这个叫主者的大叔不是主角吗

344
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:17,844
是…是的

345
00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:20,180
他是主角没错

346
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,974
主角把别人逐出队伍是怎样喵

347
00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,184
正常来说 应该是反过来吧

348
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,103
是这样吗

349
00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:30,941
那个…

350
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,360
以…以固定套路来说
或许是这样没错

351
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,239
但要是都跟大家写一样的东西
那根本就无法展现自我价值

352
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,408
所以我反其道而行
让主者放逐别人

353
00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:40,909
在这个题材里投下一颗震撼弹
一直以来…

354
00:19:40,909 --> 00:19:44,037
你没读过这种
固定套路题材的作品对吧喵

355
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:49,042
《尼古喵喵》

356
00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:54,881
我也是能明白
你为何会偷偷在这里住下来啦

357
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:56,883
(亚码逊)
台风把你的帐篷冲走

358
00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:59,594
(亚码逊)
而且住在河床边也很辛苦吧

359
00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:05,350
你有在跟亲人联络吗

360
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,686
血…血缘关系这种东西

361
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:10,063
不过是将"关系"这种概念
强加在身上罢了

362
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:12,315
我不是在跟你讲那些啦

363
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:16,069
听我说

364
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:18,613
我并不是说要赶你走

365
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,408
我们又不是不认识

366
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:24,244
早就已经跟家人一样了

367
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:26,163
不管是跟你 还是跟大家

368
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:27,831
家…家人

369
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,041
既然如此

370
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:32,794
就敞开心胸认真聊聊吧

371
00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:36,256
这公寓的角落
要借你住多久都不是问题

372
00:20:39,968 --> 00:20:42,304
那就打扰了

373
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:45,849
说了些不像是我会说的话呢

374
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,601
今天我请客

375
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:49,352
跟大家一起喝酒吧

376
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:52,397
强风

377
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:55,650
你没事吧 漂漂…

378
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,783
抱…抱歉

379
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:04,993
勃起

380
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:09,956
不…不是的

381
00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,833
这是男人的生理现象

382
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,460
是不可抗力啊 你冷静点

383
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,461
勃起

384
00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:15,670
这我无法控制

385
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,380
家人 我们是家人啊

386
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,049
- 一…一般来说
- 是不是 没错吧

387
00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:19,674
勃起

388
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:23,220
没有人会对家人勃起啦

389
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:28,099
只要把刷得下来的毛
刷掉就行了对吧

390
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:29,893
麻烦你了喵

391
00:21:29,893 --> 00:21:31,686
那我来了哦

392
00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:37,108
轻轻刷几下就这么多吗

393
00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,194
真不愧是猫咪换毛期

394
00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:41,905
发量这么多 刷下来不少呢

395
00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:44,616
每年春天跟秋天
都差不多是这样喵

396
00:21:44,616 --> 00:21:46,117
已经这么多了

397
00:21:46,117 --> 00:21:49,412
感觉能用这些毛
再堆一个尼古喵喵出来呢

398
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,166
好爽

399
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,709
刷这个很爽呢

400
00:22:05,762 --> 00:22:06,846
喵

401
00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:39,105
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

402
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:40,065
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

403
00:23:40,065 --> 00:23:41,024
(节目里的危险行为或不适表现
乃基于尊重原作而予以保留播出
请观众切勿模仿)