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打火机没火了喵

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又不想为了这个去便利商店

3
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天然气也被停了

4
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这根要是抽完 就没得抽了喵…

5
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我真是太聪明了喵

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喵

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喵

8
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(尼古喵喵 史上最臭)
就这样一直抽到天亮吧喵

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《尼古喵喵》

10
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(江田岛)

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大家好

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- 好了 我收一下哦
- 我是小性

13
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- 这个没人要吃吗
- 我是小性

14
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- 这个没人要吃吗
- 今天跟大家一起出来吃饭

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- 喂 性子
- 今天跟大家一起出来吃饭

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打扰了

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- 性子 这个你要不要吃啦
- 不好意思 让各位久等了

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这里是八海山 獭祭 越乃寒梅

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- 来了 是我的
- 也送上酒杯

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喂

21
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用酒杯跟大家一起喝吧

22
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直接灌啊你

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去厕所

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往左走 到底右转

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谢…

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小姐

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跌个狗吃屎

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小姐?

29
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(厕所)

30
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她往门口走去呢

31
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她身上有带钱包 应该没问题

32
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我才没闪

33
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从来没闪过好吗

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啥

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- 送客
- 厕所

36
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- 谢谢光临
- 厕所

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- 谢谢光临
- 到底右转

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到底

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在哪里

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(全喵)
谢谢光临

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这里是哪里

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请问要上哪去

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(江＿岛)
嗯…江

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江○岛?

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(GPS定位器)

46
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找到了

47
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真的假的

48
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事情就是这样

49
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朝阳很美哦

50
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拍什么朝阳啦

51
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是说 怎么会跑到江之岛去

52
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装傻的级数这么高
我看了很嫉妒呢

53
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冷气可以调低一点吗

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好哦

55
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的确 感觉今天比平常还要闷热呢

56
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湿度高到头发好毛躁 真的很烦

57
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酒子也剪剪头发吧

58
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你都留几年了

59
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不是 你是登陆青森时的熊兽吗

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你们看

61
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熊兽的毛不是超膨的吗

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所以我想说应该不错才对

63
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所以你是在抓吐槽的时机吗喵

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被你这么说才是最受打击的

65
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登陆青森时 应该更大只才对

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感谢你一针见血的指正

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熏子 你之前也用过这招呢

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(去年夏天)
你是在海上运输中的熊兽吗

69
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(去年夏天)
格局整个变小了

70
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我来为您修剪那头尊贵秀发

71
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还请高抬贵手 别再鞭尸了

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等等喵

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- 整条
- 居然从里面抽出整条烟

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发量越多
就能藏越大的东西呢喵

75
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啊 真是方便

76
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最好是啦

77
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搞不懂藏进去的意义在哪

78
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毕竟本喵很常弄丢东西

79
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所以会把贵重物品收在这里

80
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关西也能用用看哦喵

81
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自己的后脑勺被当成殖民地
酒子你都没意见吗

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我觉得还好

83
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你要学着说不啦

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我看看…

85
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(中奖 七星香烟)

86
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你们也在别人的头发里
塞太多东西了吧

87
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这是什么新型人权侵犯方式吗

88
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那个是我的

89
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刚好在找地方藏 就收在那里了

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这样啊

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那我先放回去

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谢谢

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喵

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我抽到一半的烟不见了喵

95
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会不会掉在哪里了

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快点找出来

97
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- 喵…
- 这公寓很破 一下就会烧光的哦

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- 喵…
- 是不是有闻到烧焦味啊

99
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酒姐

100
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烧得真旺

101
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烧得有够搞笑

102
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是说她一脸若无其事
真的不觉得烫吗

103
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话说回来 用明火烧也就算了

104
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用香烟的火
一般来说会烧成这样吗

105
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我明白了

106
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这家伙平常喝下去的酒精
透过循环蓄积在发梢

107
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(C2H6O)
才有办法烧得跟颗火球一样

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(C2H6O)
QED

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(C2H6O)
证实完毕

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(C2H6O)
你是在冷静几点的啦

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借个火喵

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学姐

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可哦

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可以吗

115
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我要揍死你们这群死烟鬼

116
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帮你把烧焦的部分剪掉哦

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《尼古喵喵》

118
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我最近都写不太出来

119
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是这样吗

120
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故事的碎片都会不断在脑海里
突然出现又消失

121
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就算想整理出头绪
也只会一直不断重复这个过程

122
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也会有这种时候呢

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就是说啊

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时间不管有多少 都不够用对吧

125
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作品就是要发表出来
才能得到世人认可

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但在化作实体前

127
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我心中的"孤独"
不断吐出各种幻想

128
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把我搞得四分五裂

129
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回过神来才发现一天就这么过去
而我居然什么都没做啊

130
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很辛苦呢

131
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借我看一下你的屏幕使用时间

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萤?

133
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手机能借我一下吗

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请用

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(屏幕使用时间)
(本周总使用时间 82小时)

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她一周

137
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玩了60小时的NYAX

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《尼古喵喵》

139
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(几天前)
喵属垫的两位好

140
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喵属垫的两位好

141
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您好

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今年夏天也很热呢

143
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- 是啊
- 但在这种日子里

144
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还经常能看到一堆人在吸烟室里
一边汗流浃背一边抽烟

145
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就这么想要抽烟吗

146
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还有多久会到酒子那边

147
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高温跟烟瘾

148
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- 大概还要20分钟吧
- 哪个比较让人难以忍受啊

149
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- 大概还要20分钟吧
- 你到底还有没有同理心啊

150
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- 怎么会从喵上原跑去江之岛
- 你到底还有没有同理心啊

151
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- 怎么会从喵上原跑去江之岛
- 不要看啦 别理他们就好了

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就是说啊

153
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- 真的很没同理心
- 抽一根没关系吧

154
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我觉得
女人躺在身边时的床上最赞了

155
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最赞

156
00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:39,308
- 咦 烤肉比较赞吧
- 最赞

157
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而且还在床上吃烤肉

158
00:09:42,186 --> 00:09:45,397
你盂兰盆节有回家看一下亲人吗

159
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没有呢

160
00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:50,986
就觉得很尴尬

161
00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:53,030
他们看到你回去
应该会很开心吧

162
00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,824
毕竟他们人也不错

163
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是这样吗

164
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是吧

165
00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:04,667
我可以抽烟吗

166
00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,837
要用烟灰缸哦

167
00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:08,629
好

168
00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:39,326
听说猩猩…

169
00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,662
全部都是B型呢

170
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是哦

171
00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,424
- 话说
- 对了 上次

172
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你先说吧

173
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不 我的是小事 你先说吧

174
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没有啦

175
00:11:26,832 --> 00:11:30,294
好的 节目来到了尾声

176
00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:35,382
本节目由Yamiplex
兽条制作委员会赞助播出

177
00:11:35,382 --> 00:11:37,801
那么祝各位有美好的一天

178
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再见

179
00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,388
好美啊

180
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:51,398
那个达郎老师 不好意思

181
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:54,485
常去您那边的助手们
时间都乔不拢呢

182
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这样啊

183
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,572
但是不用担心

184
00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:03,661
我已跟派遣公司联络过
要他们派有当过助手的人过去了

185
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:06,121
所以还请您于截稿日前交稿

186
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:08,499
真的没问题吗

187
00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:11,210
这周真的是火烧屁股啊

188
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:14,046
尼古喵喵她们也回老家去了

189
00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:16,382
希望来的不是可怕的人

190
00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:24,306
我们是兽人派遣公司
"兽手"派来的

191
00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:31,355
有3个陌生人在我家里

192
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,148
应该没问题吧

193
00:12:33,148 --> 00:12:37,194
听说兽人的个性都很大而化之

194
00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:39,113
喵

195
00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,406
- 老师
- 有

196
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,282
画好了吗

197
00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:43,200
喵

198
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,119
那我来确认一下哦

199
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:46,745
我看看…

200
00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:50,249
不会吧 她才涂黑完一格吗

201
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,710
我记得她应该涂了有2小时吧

202
00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,213
你…你涂得很漂亮呢

203
00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:57,881
就照这样继续下去

204
00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:58,716
喵

205
00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:00,467
被老师称赞了

206
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,635
咦 好好哦

207
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,345
老师是好人呢

208
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:06,390
她们看起来不像是坏孩子呢

209
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:09,601
你们有谁是不抽烟的吗

210
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:10,519
喵

211
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:12,062
也是啦

212
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:13,605
喵

213
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:14,606
老师

214
00:13:14,606 --> 00:13:16,692
这孩子是负责网点

215
00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:20,821
跟负责涂黑的孩子相比算快的呢

216
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:22,197
虽然有点潦草就是了

217
00:13:23,157 --> 00:13:25,409
不错 就照这样继续…

218
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下去

219
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:28,912
呜哇 居然直接从中间裁下来用吗

220
00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:32,458
要是用这种
石油王般的方式挥霍的话

221
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:34,168
不 还是别说了

222
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,920
现在最重要的 是先挺过这一关

223
00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:38,881
不好意思

224
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:42,092
背景的部分
我想再多加一扇窗

225
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,594
你现在画到哪里

226
00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:44,219
喵?

227
00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:48,515
喵

228
00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:51,018
喵…

229
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,104
喵

230
00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:55,189
麻烦你了

231
00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:56,732
喵

232
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,985
没问题 可以的

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00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,945
我的画风本来就是走丑萌路线

234
00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,530
可以靠个人特色撑过去

235
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,908
总之必须先把原稿完成

236
00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:09,244
绝对要赶上截稿日 拼了 沙织

237
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,332
不错

238
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:14,333
哦 很棒

239
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,001
右手

240
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:17,086
右手停不下来

241
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,047
我已经几个小时没睡了

242
00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,466
视野模糊 头昏脑胀

243
00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:25,469
说起来 我到底是在做什么

244
00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:31,016
在这种纸上乱画的我究竟是…

245
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:34,853
喵 涂好第三格了

246
00:14:35,437 --> 00:14:38,232
这家伙又想去给老师看了

247
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:40,109
很狡猾哦

248
00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:41,819
喵 老师

249
00:14:42,569 --> 00:14:43,904
涂黑啊

250
00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:49,409
只多涂好了两格

251
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,078
我说啊

252
00:14:51,453 --> 00:14:54,456
别这样每涂好一格就给我看一次

253
00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:57,793
至少涂完一页再来找我好吗

254
00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:00,379
这样太浪费时间了

255
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,547
喵

256
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,593
还有就是可以安静点工作吗

257
00:15:06,593 --> 00:15:08,595
你们吵到我无法集中精神

258
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,402
喵…

259
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,962
我到底是在做什么

260
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,047
各位

261
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:45,299
喵?

262
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,010
抱歉刚刚对你们说那种话

263
00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:53,182
我被时间追着跑
不小心把气发在各位身上

264
00:15:53,182 --> 00:15:55,017
我绝对不会再生气了

265
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:58,270
请各位助我一臂之力吧

266
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:06,737
喵 喵 哦

267
00:16:09,781 --> 00:16:11,283
大家辛苦了

268
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,744
感谢大家帮忙这么久

269
00:16:13,744 --> 00:16:16,830
我会跟派遣公司说
你们是A等员工

270
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,041
有机会的话 再来帮忙吧

271
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:19,917
喵

272
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,046
好了

273
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:31,053
剩下三页 还有上线与完稿

274
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,764
距离截稿时限还有2小时

275
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:37,517
据说人一生中
只能使用5次极限量表

276
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:41,188
我现在就要在这里

277
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:42,481
用掉一次

278
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,905
老师人真的很好呢

279
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:50,781
是啊

280
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:54,701
我们要加紧特训
希望下次能帮上更多的忙

281
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,518
香烟

282
00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:21,186
真香

283
00:17:21,228 --> 00:17:22,771
达郎老师

284
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:25,190
我来跟您拿原稿了

285
00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:30,195
《尼古喵喵》

286
00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:36,952
漂漂猫总是在煮草呢

287
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,370
你没钱吗

288
00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:43,166
不能被社会的价值观所束缚哦

289
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,751
也有舍弃一切后

290
00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:47,296
与自然一同生活

291
00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:49,006
才能看见的景象呢

292
00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:49,715
喵?

293
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,551
但你在用帐篷之类的东西呢喵

294
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:55,220
这是我捡来的 所以没问题

295
00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:59,016
是野猫呢喵

296
00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:01,601
是将这一带当成地盘的孩子呢

297
00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:03,854
别看它这么小只

298
00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:06,398
它可是比我资深许多的前辈呢

299
00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:09,192
感受微风 以地为家

300
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,611
是寻找生存意义的探险家

301
00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:15,615
在这层意义上
它是个值得尊敬的前辈

302
00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:16,908
被咬了喵

303
00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:19,703
情绪都是有原因的

304
00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:22,706
即便是这份疼痛
也是弥足珍贵的事物之一哦

305
00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:25,000
血…流个不停呢喵

306
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,293
没事

307
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:28,754
柔和微风会抚平这个伤口

308
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:29,963
是哦

309
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:33,300
烟屁股也抽完了 我要回去了喵

310
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,343
再见

311
00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,386
又想要的话 随时欢迎你来

312
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:43,602
被咬破洞了

313
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,562
讨厌好痛

314
00:18:45,562 --> 00:18:47,689
好痛哦

315
00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,858
我忘记拿打火机了喵

316
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,234
怎么了喵

317
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,195
打火机在那边哦

318
00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:54,946
为什么要窝在角落喵

319
00:18:54,946 --> 00:18:56,448
没什么

320
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:59,117
好可疑喵 转过来喵

321
00:18:59,117 --> 00:18:59,910
我不要

322
00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:01,578
我转

323
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:03,580
不是的

324
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,582
这个…

325
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:09,002
是我与自然融为一体

326
00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:10,754
泪水不自觉地

327
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,841
又找到烟屁股了喵

328
00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:18,178
我会再来的喵

329
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,111
这是百年一遇的豪雨

330
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:35,487
雨势真的很大

331
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:38,198
- 令人精神百倍呢喵
- 感觉光是抬头就要溺死了

332
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:39,199
- 去抓青蛙吧喵
- 各位请看

333
00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:40,700
- 去抓青蛙吧喵
- 我现在虽然穿着雨衣…

334
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,870
- 危险行为总是散发诱人香气
- 我现在虽然穿着雨衣…

335
00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:46,039
我明白你的心情

336
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:47,916
但是很危险 不可以哦

337
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,668
尼古喵喵

338
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:53,505
据说人类的历史 是从食欲开始的

339
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,467
还有物欲 性欲与支配欲

340
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,053
要是一一列举 说也说不完

341
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,305
而这些欲望的共通点

342
00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:06,017
就是它们始终是纷争的诱因

343
00:20:06,518 --> 00:20:09,271
我之所以过着那种生活

344
00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:15,694
是想证明人类是能抵抗并战胜
那种甜美危险欲望的存在

345
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,779
你看

346
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:19,990
一旦尝试过无欲无求的生活

347
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:23,201
内心就再也不会产生任何波澜

348
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:27,122
我也很推荐你放下执念哦

349
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:30,292
青蛙这种东西
想吃不是随时都能吃吗

350
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:33,003
我又不是因为想吃才抓的喵

351
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,005
喵上川的河水已经泛滥

352
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,256
(喵上原市发布破纪录豪雨特报)
一切都被浊流吞没

353
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:38,133
(喵上原市发布破纪录豪雨特报)
许多东西都被冲走了

354
00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:41,094
真是可怜

355
00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:44,890
这个人也是因为无法放下物欲
才会做着这种工作

356
00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:46,975
喵上川?

357
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:49,019
是你家欸喵

358
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,647
(喵上原市 喵上川)
有大型垃圾被冲走了

359
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:54,357
(喵上原市 喵上川)
摇摇晃晃地漂过去

360
00:20:54,357 --> 00:20:57,360
(喵上原市 喵上川)
那么接下来的单元是"今日喵喵"

361
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,404
(喵上原市 喵上川)
将画面还给棚内

362
00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:01,781
我的帐篷啊

363
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,368
很危险 不要过去

364
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:07,162
- 我的帐篷
- 喂 快来个人帮忙啊

365
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:08,830
我的家啊

366
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:13,793
《尼古喵喵》

367
00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:50,705
(手持烟火)

368
00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,973
夏天也结束了呢喵

369
00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:39,105
(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

370
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:40,065
(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
本节目并无任何推广 煽动之意图)

371
00:23:40,065 --> 00:23:41,024
(节目里的危险行为或不适表现
乃基于尊重原作而予以保留播出
请观众切勿模仿)