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喵…

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好了 这个就先收在我这里

3
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怎么这样喵

4
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一来就直接没收 太过分了喵

5
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还给我啊喵

6
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这也是为了姐姐的健康着想

7
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我走了

8
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喵

9
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叫得跟被关在门外的猫一样

10
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不行 不能心软

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姐姐她一定能明白我的苦心

12
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一次全部没收
好像真的太残忍了

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拿一包还她好了

14
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那个 姐姐

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成功取出喵

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小妹难得说要来

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以防万一 藏一包起来
果然是正确的喵

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打火机是放在…

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谢啦喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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抱歉 突然找你过来

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那个…

23
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我有件事
无论如何都想单独跟你说

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那个…

25
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我喜欢妹子

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希望你能跟我交往

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以结婚为前提

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呃…

29
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那个…谢谢你

30
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但是…

31
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对不起

32
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这样啊

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(您正在收看"尼古喵喵")

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好了啦 打起精神来啦

35
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要是一剪完头发就冲
是不是就能成功啊

36
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不是 没差吧 一样不行啦

37
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算了啦 女人多如繁星不是吗

38
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但妹子就只有一个啊

39
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太大声了啦 白痴

40
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什么嘛 那个家伙

41
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妹子妹子地叫 是遣隋使吗

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哎哦

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喂

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你走路都不看路的吗

45
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抱…抱歉

46
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都没把人放在眼里吗

47
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好了 未琴

48
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不要用那种态度说话

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秀

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妹子 没事吧

51
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咦 嗯…

52
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我来帮你

53
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谢…谢谢

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- 这是怎样
- 抱歉 未琴她…

55
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- 这是怎样
- 不会

56
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就是这些了吗

57
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什么嘛

58
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我自己也明白啊

59
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明白自己的行为有多糟糕

60
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但我也没办法啊

61
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脑袋里都乱成一团了

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乖哦乖哦

63
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我都懂的

64
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一起去吃个嗑镁多再回家吧

65
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你请客

66
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说句话啊

67
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不过说真的 你为什么拒绝他

68
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那家伙为人体贴

69
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长相的话 也算帅吧

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试着交往看看也行不是吗

71
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该怎么说呢

72
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那个…

73
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可能他有点太正经了

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是哦

75
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你又藏烟了

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- 这个也要没收
- 还给我啦喵

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求求你喵 小妹

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不行

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齁哟

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姐姐你真的不能没有我欸

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《尼古喵喵》

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(七星香烟)

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欢迎光临

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我要缴健保费喵

85
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好的

86
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还有呃…

87
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我要12号

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有

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(喵喵汉堡)

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学姐你点了什么

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干酪竹轮与柠檬奶昔喵

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(持兽人优惠券半价)
用兽人折价券能有半价优惠

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(干酪竹轮汉堡与柠檬奶昔)
用兽人折价券能有半价优惠

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干酪竹轮汉堡与柠檬奶昔好了

95
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- 是我的呢喵
- 12号的客人

96
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有

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很抱歉 都是因为我

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让学姐丢脸了

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没关系喵

100
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我已经习惯阿药害我丢脸了

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学姐没有安慰到我

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其实

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因为以前被用号码叫时养成的习惯

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使得我现在听见特定数字
就会起反应

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4乘以3等于12

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有

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2乘以6等于12

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有

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上九九乘法时应该很辛苦吧喵

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不

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上小学的时候还没问题

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是在那之后的事

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这样啊喵

114
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我看看 小性是老师

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兽人不能当老师啊

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真可惜 变打工仔了

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本喵是律师

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兽人也不能当律师哦

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小尼古也是打工仔

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喵

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好耶 我是医生

122
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这下能大赚特赚了

123
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医生也不行哦

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从刚刚开始就一直这样

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(医生 老师 律师)
对兽人的职业限制太超过了吧

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这桌游是走昭和价值观吗

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结果我们都只能当打工仔啊

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"兽人大富翁"那过时又古怪之处
就是它好玩的地方哦

129
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我抽到学者

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反正学者也是不行对吧

131
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不行哦

132
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不 我的种族是人类

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你偷偷冒充其他种族是怎样

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在游戏里当一下 应该没关系吧

135
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本喵很会玩这个呢喵

136
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赶快花钱搬到町田会比较有利喵

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(町田)
赶快花钱搬到町田会比较有利喵

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赶快花钱搬到町田会比较有利喵

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你欠了一屁股债呢

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负债到了终点就会一笔勾销

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所以欠越多我越有利喵

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是像梦一般的机制呢

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(STOP 结婚)

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是结婚事件

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要用转盘决定结婚对象的种族

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小性是跟兽人结婚

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到结婚前都不晓得对方种族吗

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一开始就要确认好吧

149
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本喵是跟人类喵

150
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经济条件比较有利呢喵

151
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你真的满脑子都只想着那个呢

152
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我也是跟人类呢

153
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我是跟兽人呢

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人类转到要与兽人结婚的话

155
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来 念一下这个吧

156
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这个是什么

157
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放弃与兽人结婚的想法吧

158
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双方的生命力相差太多

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他们有能跳8米高的跳跃力

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又有令人畏惧的速度
还能悄无声息地潜伏

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也能在水里行动自如

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弄干后还会有股令人上瘾的气味

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年老时外表也不会改变
张嘴就是喵喵叫

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猫毛还会引发过敏

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而且不知为何
生下的小孩一定都会是兽人

166
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很像是以前的老游戏呢

167
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这是恐怖电影吗

168
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本喵下一轮就要到终点了喵

169
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好快

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冲啊喵

171
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对了 我刚刚忘了说

172
00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:03,939
这游戏的终点是"死亡"哦

173
00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,483
这是什么鬼游戏

174
00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:07,902
是大家一起幸福死去的游戏

175
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也就是说
如果以1轮为1年来算的话

176
00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:14,742
小尼古11岁就要归西了呢

177
00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:19,288
你还是把烟戒了比较好吧

178
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好了 接下来换我

179
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哦 最大点数 12点

180
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有

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《尼古喵喵》

182
00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:44,480
什么? 抓锹形虫?

183
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锹…锹形虫

184
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饶了我吧

185
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又不是小学生

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是说益子
你也太适合这身装扮了

187
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我说啊

188
00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:03,582
让我用"不忘小学生之心的
20岁无职仔"的标题来直播

189
00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,001
这样的话 我就陪你

190
00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,711
益…

191
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:11,799
锹形虫?

192
00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:14,718
那个 我现在有点忙

193
00:10:14,718 --> 00:10:15,761
抱歉 骗你的

194
00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:17,513
我对锹形虫没兴趣

195
00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:18,806
不好意思

196
00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:23,394
只有你一个人吗

197
00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:27,690
尼古子
我记得她说今天开始要去打工

198
00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:30,317
达郎小姐现在截稿日将近
也是分身乏术

199
00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:32,528
酒子也醉倒了

200
00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:37,950
你好歹也是个女生

201
00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:39,785
自己去林子里会有危险的

202
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,245
要小心哦

203
00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:42,246
好

204
00:10:42,663 --> 00:10:45,791
她好像是被开除了

205
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:47,710
还没振作起来吗

206
00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,420
抱歉

207
00:10:49,962 --> 00:10:53,090
我得去协助镇内会处理事情

208
00:10:54,049 --> 00:10:55,509
你自己一个人没问题吗

209
00:10:55,509 --> 00:10:56,719
没问题

210
00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,053
而且我有带手机

211
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:01,390
毕竟阿药你做事也挺可靠的

212
00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,517
但还是要小心哦

213
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:06,896
阿药

214
00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:07,855
那个…

215
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,358
要是真的找不到 就跟我说吧

216
00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:13,569
我没问题的

217
00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,530
我就当作现在是充电期

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多谢关心

219
00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:31,128
咦

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00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:33,714
尼古喵喵学姐

221
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喵

222
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:36,842
喂 阿药

223
00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:39,136
你不是去打工了吗

224
00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:40,721
那工作很烂欸喵

225
00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:42,848
面试时明明说可以抽烟

226
00:11:42,848 --> 00:11:46,101
结果吸烟室居然在整修不能用喵

227
00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:48,646
所以我就找机会溜了喵

228
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,440
阿药你现在要去打工吗喵

229
00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:52,733
不是的

230
00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:55,903
我现在要去抓锹形虫

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喵

232
00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:05,287
反正本喵很闲 一起去吧喵

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好

234
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,418
锹形虫好吃吗喵

235
00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:13,712
不是 那不能吃啦

236
00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:16,090
抓了又不吃 有什么好玩的喵

237
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,299
不不不

238
00:12:17,299 --> 00:12:19,593
锹形虫很帅的好不好

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是哦

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"小性频道"的观众们

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00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,941
大家性性好

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今天我来到
据说有"α"所居住的原始森林哦

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"α"是什么啊喵

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学姐你不知道吗

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就是管控这一带的兽人们

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你看

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之前我不是有分学姐抽好抽的药…

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好抽的烟吗

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那个烟草就是他们做的

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(α村特产烟)
那个抽了很爽呢喵

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她们基本上都很和善

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只要拜托一下
应该都会分给你的

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就是这里

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这里就是α所居住的
"第6特区"的其中一个村落

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香烟村

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好像绳文时代哦

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这不是阿药吗

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喵

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旁边两位是你的朋友吗

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族长

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你好

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她是掌管这一带的大人物

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我是小性

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我是尼古子喵

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嗯

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我是族长 拉尼

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请多指教

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抱歉突然来打扰

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可以请你分一些
那种烟草给我吗

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嗯

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现在正好是收成期

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叶子多得很

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爱怎么抽 就怎么抽

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谢谢

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而另外两位

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也顺便来学习一下
本村的文化吧

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我讨厌学习喵

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只想快点抽烟喵

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让我抽

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喂 你们两个

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算了 无妨

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(村烟制作流程)

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(收成 村葡萄叶)
首先是采摘村葡萄

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果实做成葡萄酒

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(干燥)
叶子则是拿来风干

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用阴乾方式
风干3个半月至半年

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(撕 去梗)
再将其去梗

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(切丝 喵…)
然后切成细丝

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就是这样做出来的

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本村村民皆以制烟为业

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不劳者不得抽

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所以你们也要来一起做

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好麻烦啊喵

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喂 学姐

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自己动手切烟草 方知滋味有多好

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好了 快动起来

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喵喵

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(10分钟后)

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喵

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笑死

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抱歉

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没办法

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好爽哦喵

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是不是 很赞对吧

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没错吧…

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这就是本村自豪的烟草

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香味芳醇 令人上瘾呢

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好难抽

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小性还是喜欢平常抽的电子烟

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婆婆 混些凉烟进去如何

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这样会好抽点的

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喂 笨蛋性

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你是在乱讲什么东西

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我是说真的嘛

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没事没事

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每个兽人口味各有不同

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也是会有人抽不惯的

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婆婆真是明理

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耶

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不…不好意思啊 族长

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别这么说

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我不会因为这点事就生气的

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你们看那个

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那是供奉世世代代
守护我等α之神明的石像

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我还以为是道高墙呢喵

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在战火不断的时代

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祂庄严的喵喵声响彻大地

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如今只是静静地守望着

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在制作烟草时

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我们会一边切着烟草

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一边向祂祈祷

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"切丝"也有"关切祭祀"之意

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是在向神明报告
我们仍在这片土地上平静生活着

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你们看 这刺青也是

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这图案代表着向阳而立的石像

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每当心绪不宁之际
只要看看这个刺青

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就能寻回自我

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是老○喵

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是老○跟鲍○喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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风太大 烟点不起来啊喵

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这是犯了过错的村民

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向神体乞求宽恕的仪式

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不用担心

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只是从那边缘一跃而下罢了

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这可是连村里孩童
都做得来的安全仪式

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这谁跳得下去啊

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而且这算不上是绳子吧

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这是用藤蔓编织而成

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既牢固又有伸缩性

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会死…这绝对会死啦

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好了 快点跳吧

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这掉下去会没命吧喵

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你怕死吗

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我们这里有句谚语

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"让死亡与己同在 与其为友"

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死了就不能抽烟了喵

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跳的话

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- 就给你一堆本村烟草当礼物
- 我跳喵

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借个火吧喵

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那家伙是怎么回事

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她的恐惧感是被麻痹了吗

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咦

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难不成 这其实比想象中简单吗

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讨厌

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小性被威胁
要是不从这里跳下去就要被杀掉

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好可怕哦

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小性要死翘翘了

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这些人超野蛮的啦

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下去吧你

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咦

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哎呀 你们跳得可真是出色

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今后你们就是本村的一员了

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下次再来玩吧

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我会再来拿的喵

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(喵上原站)

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村烟真是好抽啊喵

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大概能省下3天烟钱呢喵

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不管怎么说 还挺开心的呢

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我们下次再去吧

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我不要再去了

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为什么啦

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α很喜欢你不是吗

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还取了个"筑虹者"的别名给你

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你也闪了

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不对 是拍到了不少素材啊

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别说了 白痴

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说起来

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"α"是什么意思

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(何谓α(Alpha))

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是希腊文的第一个字母

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似乎是"开始"
或是"最初"的意思

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感觉有点恶心

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00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:15,485
你是想再吃一发光线枪吗

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我肚子饿了喵

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要吃个饭再回家吗

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小性想吃幻屋的咖喱

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你连屎都喷出来了
居然还吃得下啊

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我没有喷屎好吗

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- 哎呀 会想喝一杯呢
- 吃咖喱配啤酒喵

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喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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咦 怎么了

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呜哇 上面

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是蝉

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它冲下来了

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你是宫本武藏吗

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反应有够扯的

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没有啦

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我…我去洗筷子哦

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慢走

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是在突显自己不怕虫吗

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谁会去用筷子夹啦

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我还以为她会直接吃下去呢

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小妹

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你要洗到什么时候

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免洗筷

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从学生餐厅拿来的

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谢…谢谢

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可是学生餐厅不是离这里很远吗

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那个…

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你也不太想用那双筷子吃了吧

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是啊

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好大的呼噜声哦

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00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:44,199
怎么? 是青春期吗

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- 才不是
- 好了好了

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好好好

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不

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或许是吧

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00:22:00,757 --> 00:22:02,509
喂 你在做什么

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至少烤一下吧

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00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:05,804
那样吐槽没问题吗

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00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:08,014
很像在吃虾 满好吃的

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人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

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00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,148
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