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连绵不绝的悠久大河

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跟香烟的烟是一样啊喵

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救…救命

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剩这么长
我真的丢不掉啊喵

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我听见了 再给我一分钟喵

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救命

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好了 看我的七星跳

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已经没事了喵

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要谢的话 送我烟就行喵

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谢…谢谢…

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好臭

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《尼古喵喵》

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(喵喵汉堡)

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说起来

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是不是有个都市传说
说汉堡是用兽人肉做成的啊

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我有听过呢

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听说有人吃到
指甲尖尖的手指头

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笑死

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真是的
不要在吃饭的时候讲这个啦

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这是什么

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怎么了

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是手指吗

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喵…

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姐姐

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喂

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来个人去把那个
兽人打工仔嘴里的烟拿走

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喵?

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哎呀 有尼古喵喵来当助手

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(笔名 小鸡鸡达郎)
真的是帮了大忙

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(本名 辰野沙织)
真的是帮了大忙

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情色漫画跟
"喵漫"的截稿日撞在一起

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我真的以为会画到死

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包在我身上喵

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现在能接受别人抽烟的助手不多呢

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我又是手绘派的

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所以必须要在
同一个房间工作才行

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(包在我身上)

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而且尼古喵喵这么随和

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所以即便我这么怕生
还是能长时间待在一起

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这样讲或许不太好

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但我很庆幸
你被打工的地方开除呢

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相对地 我会多给你薪水的

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怎么了吗

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喵…

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包在我身上

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喵呜…

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很棒

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就这样继续保持哦 尼古喵喵

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(重度近视)

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(包在我身上)

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(几天后)

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这就是尼古喵喵的妹妹啊

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是哦

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挺可爱的嘛

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对吧

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是

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拜托你 别对我妹妹出手喵

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那你应该明白该怎么做吧

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是

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所以我在Mercari上买来了

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女高中生制服套装

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喵

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其实我是没有很在意啦

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可谁叫之前烧了我原稿的
尼古喵喵说什么都要补偿我

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其实我是真的完全没放在心上啦

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哎呀 尼古喵喵你底子真的很好呢

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- 喵…
- 正好适合当我这次

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- 喵…
- 情色漫画的模特儿啊

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不是现役学生
而是成年女性穿的这点反倒很棒呢

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感觉有点恶呢喵

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好了 我们出门去吧

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为何要在外面拍喵

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下一部情色漫画要画打野炮呢

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也能顺便拍背景用的素材

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很棒 屁股再翘一点

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喵

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尾巴摇一下 像是要勾引人那样

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喵

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很棒 很棒

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接下来试试看躺着吧

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好

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来个现在就要被侵犯的神情

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喵

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危机感有点不够呢

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对了 把制服跟裙子扯裂看看好了

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哇呜 好煽情啊

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接…接下来

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抵抗也是没用的

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咦

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摆不太出来难受表情吗

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那我们换个方向

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你表现出想要的样子吧

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喵

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好想要喵

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对 就是这个

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我也很想要这个啊

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很棒 很棒

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不管是哪张
都是很赞的资料呢 尼古喵喵

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完成工作后的烟真是赞啊喵

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就这样继续拍
接着是公园野炮必不可少的场景

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公共厕所

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说到情色漫画里的公园野炮

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就不能少了会被游民占据
有点脏脏的公共厕所呢

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好了 我们走吧

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喵

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- 好像有出新口味的汉堡呢
- 你就是公共厕所

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- 是哦 什么口味
- 你就是公共厕所

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- 好像是什么蘑菇口味
- 把妹妹露出来

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开玩笑的啦

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那是什么歌啊喵

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她穿着制服 应该是别人吧

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现在时间 15点35分

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已逮捕可疑兽人及其饲主

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收到请回答

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小妹?

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我记得那个人不是你姐姐吗

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我姐姐已经变成汉堡了哦

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《尼古喵喵》

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哎呀 真的是帮了大忙啊

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尼古喵喵被身为保证人的妹子
强制带回老家了呢

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但我还有其他想收集的资料

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小关西 你穿起来也刚刚好

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- 还…还不是大姐你非要我穿
- 很好

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- 是说 你自己穿不就好了
- 对对对 就是这个角度

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小关西身材这么好

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而且这次又是清纯系的

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你比尼古喵喵还适合呢

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是…是这样吗

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总之就先这样吧

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总算结束了

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你可以立正一下吗

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好的

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接下来要拍床戏用的照片

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所以要麻烦你做出
被插得乱七八糟的处女表情了

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请…请饶了我吧

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很棒欸

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- 大姐?
- 这表情太赞了

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再来 你可以的

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- 大姐不要这样
- 你这只淫荡猫

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(麻将馆 走投无路)

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久等了 是您的草莓牛奶喵

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- 喵
- 喂

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这只臭猫

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到底是在搞什么

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居然把组长的草莓牛奶
洒在组长头上

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这个混账

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讲谈组代纹的清洁费可是很贵的

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喂

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不准给我动手 桂田

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很…很抱歉

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桂田

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还记得老大总是挂在嘴边的话吗

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记…记得

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说不要给一般人添麻烦

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你这不是很懂吗

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真的很抱歉 一茂先生

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无妨

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我从尼古喵喵
还是米粒大时就认识她了

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可以说是我的亲生女儿

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看到她的成长
反倒是让我想哭呢

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太好了呢 尼古喵喵

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好了 快点道歉

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喵

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非常抱歉

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老大 时间差不多了

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还有新人奖的会议要参加

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我们该动身了

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老大?

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没关系

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先等一下 柴田

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好…好的

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可是老大

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再等下去 未来可期的新人会…

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勃起…

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小尼古

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你还没下班吗

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今天不是说好要一起玩NNR吗

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是性爱猫啊喵

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勃起…

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大…大哥?

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我们就再坐一下吧

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这家伙…

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是贫乳控吗

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《尼古喵喵》

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本喵脸上是有椿象吗喵

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不是的

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因为我是第一次
看到尼古喵喵学姐读小说

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学姐

189
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你在看什么样的作品啊

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发表在"KAKEYOME"
网站上的小说喵

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"KAKEYOME"

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很棒呢 我也常常在那里看

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我又没问你那个喵

194
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那…那部小说有趣吗

195
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因为是免费的
只是看一下来打发时间

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最近流放 重生之类的主题太多

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- 我看得有点腻
- 我懂

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都是相同公式的粪作对吧

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毕竟这就是排行榜制的缺点

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大家都会去写受欢迎的题材

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因为这样才会有人去看

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00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:04,304
不过这样就代表
想被读者阅读的欲望

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00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,890
压过了单纯的创作欲望对吧

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老实说 动机有够不纯

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正因为不是职业作家

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让自己去写出自己想写的作品

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才是网络创作的意义所在啊

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喵

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00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:21,780
说…说到这个 不瞒你说 我…

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的一个朋友

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她有在"KAKEYOME"上写小说

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希望尼古喵喵学姐
能给她一些指教

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你有在写小说啊喵

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是的

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00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,961
啊不是 是我朋友

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标题是"龙主者的忧郁"

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00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,008
她想写一本正统奇幻小说

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顺带一提"主者"是种职业
在作品的世界观中

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别说了 给我看吧喵

220
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这个…

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00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:06,700
我看不太懂呢喵

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也…

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也是啦

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我朋友也是最近才开始写小说

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00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,085
文笔还很生涩

226
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:18,796
叫她去写流放系小说吧喵

227
00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,380
好的 我会转告她

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啊 学姐 我也差不多该告辞了

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再见喵

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好的 我先走了

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《尼古喵喵》

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"FRIDAY" 不对

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"喵漫"编辑部就是这里吗

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我们是一桥的日曜组

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叫你们的总编 一茂给我死出来

236
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:01,296
好吵啊

237
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:08,303
(一亿本)

238
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:11,056
我就是总编 一茂

239
00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:13,976
有什么事吗 两位小朋友

240
00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,102
老头

241
00:15:15,102 --> 00:15:18,564
你竟敢传那种
瞧不起人的信息给我们的青山

242
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:21,358
什么叫
"请把插花的原稿给我吧w"

243
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,402
开什么玩笑

244
00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:25,487
吃子弹吧你

245
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:27,489
白痴一个

246
00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:28,782
活该啦

247
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,994
你们有久米田就应该要知足了

248
00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:36,123
什么? 居然闻风不动

249
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,501
"Aftermeow"

250
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:40,294
怎么可能

251
00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:41,920
即便是被誉为可读的钝器

252
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,755
也不可能挡掉子弹啊

253
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:46,300
(四季赏)
里头还夹了四季赏小册子

254
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,302
用那个来增加厚度吗

255
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:50,929
"宝石之国2"开始新连载

256
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,140
这一点都不重要吧

257
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:03,442
为何"喵漫"与"Aftermeow"
的编辑部会在同一层楼

258
00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:06,528
好好想清楚这点再过来玩吧

259
00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:08,614
(正好来这里开会的人)
你们平常就是这样过日子的吗

260
00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:10,490
(正好来这里开会的人)
大概一年会有一次吧

261
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,784
(传瞧不起人信息出去的人)

262
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:20,542
组长…

263
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,585
老大?

264
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:26,215
老大

265
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:34,431
(铃木一茂)

266
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:39,937
组长

267
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,982
一发没能挡住的子弹
不巧击穿心脏

268
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:46,151
基本上 是不可能痊愈了

269
00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,862
请你们要做好心理准备

270
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,199
可恶

271
00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:56,912
要是"Aftermeow"
全开版的企划能通过的话

272
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:59,081
性命垂危喵

273
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:03,710
老大一直把你当成亲生女儿

274
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,046
这最后一程

275
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,506
你就握着他的手送他吧

276
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:08,131
喵

277
00:17:09,841 --> 00:17:12,511
组…组长

278
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:17,516
组…组长

279
00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:24,356
怎么回事

280
00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:26,358
肺部突然活跃了起来

281
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:27,901
哦 不得了

282
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:30,362
生命体征恢复正常 心脏复活了

283
00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:32,030
太猛了 为什么

284
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,156
- 勃起…
- 组长

285
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:35,993
- 勃起…
- 老大

286
00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:38,161
康复喵

287
00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:39,997
办理出院吧喵

288
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:51,508
老大

289
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:59,474
《尼古喵喵》

290
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:01,893
(小性频道 即将开台)
待机…

291
00:18:01,893 --> 00:18:02,519
(稍等一下哦)
全裸待机

292
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:03,395
全裸待机

293
00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:04,563
- 开台安安
- 大家好 我是小性

294
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:06,356
- 待机
- 大家好 我是小性

295
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:08,692
声音跟画面OK吗

296
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:10,902
要让我知道你们的想法哦

297
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:11,987
性性好…

298
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,196
今天也很可爱

299
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:14,114
性性好

300
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,073
没问题

301
00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:16,033
性性好

302
00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:17,242
谢谢大家

303
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,244
那我们就开始了哦

304
00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:20,162
- 性性好
- 今天要来介绍我的邻居

305
00:18:20,162 --> 00:18:21,079
- 性好
- 今天要来介绍我的邻居

306
00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:21,955
- 你好
- 今天要来介绍我的邻居

307
00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:24,333
- 性棒棒
- 我住的这栋公寓美女如云

308
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,251
- 户外开台吗? 很难得呢
- 敬请期待哦

309
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:26,835
- 户外开台吗? 很难得呢
- 哦 发现第一位邻居

310
00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,295
- 今天也很可爱
- 哦 发现第一位邻居

311
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:29,963
怎么了

312
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:30,964
直播吗

313
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:31,715
- 来了
- 她是搞笑关西人 小熏

314
00:18:31,715 --> 00:18:32,549
- 正妹
- 她是搞笑关西人 小熏

315
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:33,508
- 兽人棒棒
- 她是搞笑关西人 小熏

316
00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:34,509
- 兽人棒棒
- 等等 不要啦

317
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:34,885
- 好有生活感 笑死
- 等等 不要啦

318
00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:36,261
- 好有生活感 笑死
- 我现在是素颜呢

319
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:37,971
- 素颜才怪
- 说些搞笑的话吧

320
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:39,056
- 在哪间店上班
- 说些搞笑的话吧

321
00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:40,766
- 已订阅
- 干嘛啦

322
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:41,516
- 已订阅
- 突然这样做球给我

323
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:42,934
- 感觉好香
- 突然这样做球给我

324
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,936
- 感觉她不太会吃虫
- 搞笑…

325
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:45,937
正妹

326
00:18:45,937 --> 00:18:46,938
- 好可爱
- 周六早晨 Zoom In

327
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:48,690
- 好像模特儿
- 周六早晨 Zoom In

328
00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:50,776
咦…

329
00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:51,651
- 不会吧
- 已…已经不是早晨

330
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:52,277
- 咦
- 已…已经不是早晨

331
00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:53,111
- 什么意思
- 中午了啦

332
00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:54,446
- 怎么突然这样
- 中午了啦

333
00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:55,489
已暴露年纪

334
00:18:55,489 --> 00:18:56,990
- 求解释
- 好的 这位就是小熏

335
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,866
- 比外表看起来还疯
- 好的 这位就是小熏

336
00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:58,700
- 比外表看起来还疯
- 去找下一个人吧

337
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,242
- 我支持你
- 去找下一个人吧

338
00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,369
- 我支持你
- 等一下啦

339
00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:01,661
- 今天就用这个吧
- 不是的

340
00:19:01,661 --> 00:19:03,205
- 好可爱
- 我平常不是这种水平的

341
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:04,873
谁叫你要突然cue我

342
00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,750
再会搞笑的人
也会反应不过来的

343
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,710
- 小酒 我要进去了哦
- 你应该懂我的意思吧

344
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,588
就叫你等一下了啦

345
00:19:16,843 --> 00:19:17,469
- 来了
- 哦 是小性

346
00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:18,762
- 是松松软软小萝莉
- 哦 是小性

347
00:19:18,762 --> 00:19:19,471
- 醉萝莉
- 哦 是小性

348
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:20,430
- 萝莉与酒?
- 哦 是小性

349
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,056
好怪的搭配

350
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,599
- 必须报警
- 不 别看她这样

351
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,309
- 毛茸茸…
- 小酒已经成年了

352
00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:25,685
- 毛茸茸…
- 别真的报警

353
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:26,603
- 真棒
- 别真的报警

354
00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:27,938
兽人赞赞

355
00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,107
- 今天就用这个吧
- 迟到罚三升

356
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:31,066
- 好可爱
- 等一下 洒出来了

357
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,567
- 醉萝莉
- 要洒出来了…

358
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:33,193
- 酒精中毒
- 要洒出来了…

359
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:34,986
- 完了
- 溅到眼睛了

360
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:35,904
- 88…
- 溅到眼睛了

361
00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:36,780
- 88…
- 好浪费 我要喝掉了

362
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,156
- 颜射来了
- 好浪费 我要喝掉了

363
00:19:38,156 --> 00:19:39,491
- 感谢颜射
- 好浪费 我要喝掉了

364
00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:44,704
安安

365
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,206
我进来了哦

366
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,796
- 抽起来
- 哇塞 打码打码

367
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,339
- 是水烟吗
- 哇塞 打码打码

368
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:57,092
- 秒打码 笑死
- 谁跟你说可以直播的

369
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,468
- 也顺便变个声吧
- 是会HIGH的那种吗

370
00:19:58,468 --> 00:19:58,969
- 也顺便变个声吧
- 好可怕哦

371
00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:00,011
- 好可爱
- 好可怕哦

372
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,555
- 这个直接报警
- 只是一般的水烟啦

373
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:02,597
- 已报警
- 看到没

374
00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:04,057
- 就是这样
- 就叫你们不要报警了

375
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:04,933
- 完了
- 就叫你们不要报警了

376
00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:06,643
- 有兽人
- 小性只是跟大家开个玩笑而已

377
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:07,310
- 法外公寓
- 小性只是跟大家开个玩笑而已

378
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,061
- 法外公寓
- 咦 你们不晓得水烟是什么吗

379
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:09,813
- 警察先生 就是这里
- 咦 你们不晓得水烟是什么吗

380
00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:10,856
- 完了
- 呜哇 真的收到警告了

381
00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:12,190
- 已报警
- 呜哇 真的收到警告了

382
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:15,068
(违规警告)
各位 这个完全是合法的东西

383
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,028
(违规警告)
再闹下去 我会被BAN台的啦

384
00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:19,781
给我滚 白痴

385
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,992
被赶出来了

386
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:23,452
算了 重振旗鼓

387
00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:25,495
去找下一个人吧

388
00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:31,042
- 眼镜妹来惹
- 你来得正好啊 小性

389
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:32,544
- 妹?
- 我的下一部情色漫画叫

390
00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:33,670
- 这凶猛肉体令我疯狂
- "从小玩在一起的小男孩

391
00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,464
- 这凶猛肉体令我疯狂
- 其实是中性雌小鬼的那档事"

392
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:35,881
- 这凶猛肉体令我疯狂
- 现在正在找人当模特儿

393
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:37,466
- 那不是正常人的眼神
- 现在正在找人当模特儿

394
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:38,508
- 不好意思
- 这事我只能找小性帮忙了

395
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:40,302
- 念来听听
- 小性现在正在直播 请你放手
- 这事我只能找小性帮忙了

396
00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:41,011
- 小性现在正在直播 请你放手
- 我会好好答谢你的

397
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,804
- 是夏季漫展的新刊吗
- 是说她的力气跟兽人一样大啊
- 我会好好答谢你的

398
00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:44,097
- 想知道内容
- 是说她的力气跟兽人一样大啊
- 只要一个小时就好

399
00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:46,433
- 直接放弃
- 我…我们去找下一个

400
00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,645
- 带各位来看看这里的S级住户
- 这是女人住的屋子吗

401
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:51,480
好脏

402
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,648
- 也是会有这种女人的
- 是不在家吗

403
00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,859
还是一样邋遢呢

404
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,068
感觉会长香菇

405
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,820
我不想睡在这种被窝里

406
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,447
感觉会有神秘生物

407
00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:02,949
好像能闻到味道

408
00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:05,702
窗户开着 会是在那边吗

409
00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:09,206
人在哪里呢

410
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,585
- 咦…怎么回事
- 找到了

411
00:21:13,585 --> 00:21:15,170
- 这是兽人常做的事吗
- 小尼古 你在做什么

412
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,254
- 这已经不是性别的问题了
- 小尼古 你在做什么

413
00:21:16,254 --> 00:21:16,963
- 这已经不是性别的问题了
- 喵

414
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:17,839
- 沉默的猫
- 在吃蜜蜂

415
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:18,882
- 我也是兽人 但不会吃蜜蜂
- 在吃蜜蜂

416
00:21:18,882 --> 00:21:20,592
- 我也是兽人 但不会吃蜜蜂
- 你到底在搞什么

417
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:23,470
抽烟抽过头 味道变得怪怪的

418
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,180
这…这样啊

419
00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:26,765
喵

420
00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:28,099
顶级猎食者

421
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:28,808
好可怕

422
00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:29,809
- 是熊啊
- 叫她住手

423
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:30,810
喵上原是这种地方吗

424
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,521
就说也不是所有兽人都这样了

425
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:33,480
- 素材多到爆啊
- 损害了熊的名誉

426
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,981
老实说 兴奋了

427
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:36,858
就没有什么正经人吗

428
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,818
正经人吗

429
00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,864
说起来好像有一个 应该啦

430
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,867
- 我们现在来到
- 来了…

431
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,285
- 本公寓最伟大的人的房前
- 来了…

432
00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,870
- 本公寓最伟大的人的房前
- KTKR(终于来了)

433
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:50,330
- 就算说"要直播"
- 希望是个正妹

434
00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:51,623
- 他应该不会开门
- 希望是个正妹

435
00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:53,542
- 所以就悄悄地偷拍吧
- 来了

436
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:54,417
- 所以就悄悄地偷拍吧
- 犯罪啊

437
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,877
- 所以就悄悄地偷拍吧
- 居然直接做出犯罪行为

438
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:57,462
- 是裸体吗? 怎么回事
- 居然直接做出犯罪行为

439
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:58,046
- 是裸体吗? 怎么回事
- 警察先生 就是这个兽人

440
00:21:58,046 --> 00:22:00,131
- 他在做什么啊
- 警察先生 就是这个兽人

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不会吧

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- 用力上我啊汪
- 凯特琳…

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