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太太

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你看那里

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是啊 大白天就这样

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那家伙连在这里也这样

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喂 烟鬼

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可以把球踢回来吗

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也让本喵来参一脚吧喵

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烟鬼 球过去了

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喵

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把…把球抢过来

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上啊

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喵

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无法集中精神

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你还好吗 烟鬼

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- 吐吐猫 是吐吐猫啊
- 已…已经动不了了喵

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才踢了两分钟而已欸

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这就是所谓的上了年纪吗喵

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是因为你抽烟吧

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要叫救护车吗

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等等喵

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抽根烟就能回复正常了喵

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不好意思 打扰一下

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喵?

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有人报案说
看到可疑人士在追着小孩跑

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(七星香烟)
真是的 请你注意一点

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这里是喵上原
所以还没有什么关系

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喵

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- 你一脸没事在公园抽烟是怎样
- 真是讨厌

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- 你一脸没事在公园抽烟是怎样
- 就是说啊

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- 刚警告完就这样 你是什么意思
- 就是说啊

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- 刚警告完就这样 你是什么意思
- 是啊

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《尼古喵喵》

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喵?

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喵

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呿

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好臭啊

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这什么鬼

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臭死了

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简直像是将咖啡
香烟与凉鞋放在锅里煮

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再用抹布擦拭后直接放着

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宛如人类恶意与苦涩的臭味

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没错 这味道正是…

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"邪粪腐毒罗"啊

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(邪粪腐毒罗)

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喂 尼古喵喵 快点疏散

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不快点疏散的话
臭臭亲王就要降临了

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你这样不行啦

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真的不行

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香烟里可是有
超过70种以上的致癌物质哦

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喵

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而且二手烟
还会给我这种不抽烟的人带来困扰

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喂 有没有在听啊 尼古喵喵

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脑中风的风险是常人的两倍

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血管也会硬化

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根据最新研究

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还会减损心脏功能
如此如此 这般这般的

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(尼古喵喵的肚子)
我念 我念 我念念念

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(尼古喵喵的肚子)
喂

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然后啊

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我有个朋友在附近
开了间戒烟中心

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今天就是送那里的简介来给你的

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呃…

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可恶 看不见

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(咪古丁贴片)
在哪里

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这什么鬼? 好恶心

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(咪古丁贴片)
是这个吗

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(咪古丁贴片)
不对 不是

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后脑勺上也有脸啊喵

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这么一来
大叔也是尼古丁中毒者的一员了喵

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(咪古丁贴片)

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(请勿对人类使用)
(恐有死亡风险)

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喵…

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抱歉 你可以等我的脸恢复吗

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怎么了

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喵…

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在别人头上乱贴什么东西 死猫

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喵…

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感觉好像…

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是罪恶感吗

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的确

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虽说这个行为不检点的家伙
是有不对的地方

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但我身为上位者
可能也有点太过咄咄逼人了

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(勿对不需要的人使用咪古丁贴片)
每次都是这样

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(勿对不需要的人使用咪古丁贴片)
打着正义旗号

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(勿对不需要的人使用咪古丁贴片)
只想着如何让自己感觉良好

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喂 尼古喵喵

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抱歉 我说得有些太过分…

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发生什么事了

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好爽啊喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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喵

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好

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喂 抽一根就够了吧

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喵

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你到底明不明白自己的立场

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明白喵

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是你自己说"什么都愿意做
希望能延期缴纳房租"

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我才会叫你在这边拔草的

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是的喵

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但你才拔个5分钟就开始吞云吐雾

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而且抽完一根就点第二根
你是在瞧不起我吗

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是的喵

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至少在回答时不要给我加"喵"

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是的喵

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没收啦 蠢猫

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喵 是窃盗罪啊喵

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那你就是欠租金与乱丢烟蒂罪啦

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混账东西

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等你拔完草就还你

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喵

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等拔完再请她喝茶跟吃点心吧

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喂 你是在啃什么东西

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笔头菜 我肚子饿了

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房东先生要不要也来一点喵

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不要啦

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别吃太多 会吃坏肚子的

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尼古喵喵 拔完了吗

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我拿东西来慰劳你了…

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咦 香烟?

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是说 那个肚子是怎么回事

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我的卷心菜田呢

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喵 那个是点心吗

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谢谢你啊喵

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不过我现在肚子超饱的

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我带回去吃好了喵

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喵?

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喵

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眼睛 我的眼睛啊喵

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《尼古喵喵》

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妈的 那只死烟鬼

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就从来没做过一件好事

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可恶 越想我就越气

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越想…

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越…气

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(大技不动产)
退租时

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(最想住的租屋特辑 猫上原市)
修复壁纸是笔不小的开销呢

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(今天就先算了吧)
希望有吸烟的租客们

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要特别小心
别让壁纸被熏到变色了

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香烟会让壁纸渐渐变色劣化

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我屋子的壁纸颜色是奶油色的喵

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也会偶尔开窗透气
所以应该本来就是这个颜色吧喵

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跟抽烟没有关系喵

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说起来 那张海报

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在本喵入住前就贴着了喵

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(更上一层楼…)
(别挥这样的青春)

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(性病科 皮肤科)
(整形外科 泌尿科)

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喵

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喵…

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咦 喵

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喵

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喵

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你说我的房子是凶宅

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最好是啦

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你睡昏头了是不是 烟鬼

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你骗人喵

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屋子里的墙上贴了奇怪的符喵

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而且还出现啪啪啪的奇怪声响喵

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你给我解释清楚啊喵

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少…少啰嗦啦

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喵

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我说不知道 就是不知道啦

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超…超可疑的啦喵

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好险

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用力上我啊汪

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欸 尼古子

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怎样 关西

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你之前不是说要为小妹戒烟吗

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怎么还在抽

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喵

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这…这次一定戒喵

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从今天开始就不抽了

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就是这股气势

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是小尼古的装傻 真是稀奇

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我要来狠狠吐槽 好好搞笑一番

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喂喂喂 你也太快变回来了吧

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又不是结婚纪念日的爸爸

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你没有爸爸吗

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有哦喵

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挺有一套的嘛 小尼古

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话虽如此
但我也有身为关西猫的骨气

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可不能让场子就这么冷掉

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什…

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是鼻钩

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你怎么会有这种东西

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它夹在我跟房东先生

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(喵漫时光 KIRARA)
借来的KIRARA里喵

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那家伙到底都用KIRARA
做了些什么啊

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这个要怎么用啊喵

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挂在鼻子上

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像猪鼻子那样

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你用给我看看嘛喵

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啥

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为…为什么? 太耻了啦

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能看我怪样的
只有二等亲内的人而已

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我很好奇嘛喵

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说…说什么好奇

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不是…你那样…

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这烟鬼是怎样
怎么能要求年华少女做这种事

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不过若是戴上这种东西

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她绝对会笑到爆

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齁哟 真是的

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真是拿你没办法

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你说话啊

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这个烟鬼

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既然你给我来这招
那我也得拿出真本事才行了

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(Peace(和平牌)香烟)
啊 那包烟

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今天我奢了一把
买了比较贵的烟喵

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不会给你哦喵

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我又不会跟你抢

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不过话说回来

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啊 是那个吧

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微生物在牛奶里开趴
然后就这样那样凝固了

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那个是Cheese(干酪)啦

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(香烟贩卖数量及地区)
像这样 就能借由香烟贩卖数量

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(香烟贩卖数量及地区)
得知各区的兽人比例

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(与兽人间的关联性)
再依据蕴藏的兽性

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(与兽人间的关联性)
挑选进货的品牌

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这个是Needs(需求)啦

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工头 那个不够了

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五金行现在有开吗

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就是那个啦 那个

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那个一圈一圈 长长的东西

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那个是Vis(螺丝)啦

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嫌犯正开着拼装车
往狩场方向逃走

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警车紧急出动

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请让路

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这个是Chase(追车)啦

235
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这个是《Twin Peaks(双峰)》啦

236
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吼 阿嘿颜加Double Peace

237
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这样如何

238
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你好歹也笑一下吧

239
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喵

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抱…抱歉

241
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对不起嘛

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《尼古喵喵》

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打扰了喵

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小尼古

245
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你最近很常来呢

246
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:14,161
就这么喜欢我吗

247
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喵?

248
00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:19,875
因为来酒精猫家有免钱酒喝
抽烟你也不会抱怨喵

249
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,298
这样啊

250
00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:28,258
是没关系啦

251
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:30,469
你调个酒来喝喝吧喵

252
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:33,680
很麻烦欸

253
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,682
我带了烟熏干酪来呢喵

254
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:39,519
真是拿你没办法

255
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:40,896
谢啦喵

256
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(超简单)
(威士忌稀释调酒)

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在中杯啤酒杯里
大概倒个半杯威士忌

258
00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:55,202
依个人喜好加入糖球

259
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滴入适量柠檬汁

260
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自来水催下去

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完成

262
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怎么样

263
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微妙 喵

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好严格哦

265
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,551
不要浪费 全喝掉吧喵

266
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真爱护环境

267
00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:21,270
喵?

268
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,981
意识开始模糊了喵

269
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:28,944
对我而言 酒的味道是附加的

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00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:32,698
不过是为了追求极乐的跑道

271
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我先躺一下喵

272
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:41,415
我也差不多该进入幸福的帘幕了

273
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(鬼冰)

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酒子 我们再来喝吧

275
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:42,059
刚刚去的酒宴烂的跟屎一样

276
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本来是装傻的氛围哦

277
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所以我就稍微吐了他一下
结果却被说"硬要搞笑"

278
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不是 那个时候应该要接梗吧

279
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:49,858
要么配合 要么夸我

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00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:52,527
少给我逃进尬笑
这种没风险的笑点里

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整个无聊得要死

282
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害我痉挛到差点没命

283
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,166
不是 结果要死的人是你啊

284
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,168
(复苏姿势)
不是 结果要死的人是你啊

285
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硬要搞笑

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《尼古喵喵》

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喵上原市的市民们 大家好

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这里是市民播音

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00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:29,815
今天空气非常干燥

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00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:33,610
请千万要小心火烛

291
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尤其烟蒂请务必熄灭后再丢弃

292
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:42,869
哎呀 关西小姐的声音就是好听啊

293
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:45,330
跟平常的声音不一样呢喵

294
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,958
不好意思啊 还让你们来帮忙

295
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:53,463
负责的工作人员
好像是做火车便当做太久伤到腰了

296
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火车便当?

297
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:55,966
做太久了吗喵

298
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,467
他也太笨了吧喵

299
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,053
喵

300
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,640
尼古子 不要在密闭空间放屁啦

301
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喵

302
00:20:04,391 --> 00:20:06,518
益子 把窗户都打开

303
00:20:06,518 --> 00:20:07,978
是

304
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:13,942
用麦克风播放屁声的话

305
00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:15,694
肯定会超好笑的吧

306
00:20:16,194 --> 00:20:17,946
尼古子 屁股转过来

307
00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:18,822
喵?

308
00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:20,949
屁股再抬高一点

309
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,619
好 用力给它放一发大的

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让你的屁响彻全市

311
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,040
绝对会笑爆的

312
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,710
你这样要求我也没用
已经放不出来了喵

313
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,503
要是屁放得好 我就请你抽烟

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00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:34,629
我放喵

315
00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:44,598
真的放了 好响

316
00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:46,808
等一下 这声音是会响彻全市吗

317
00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:48,351
快点 再来一个

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00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:50,604
你每放一个 我就请你一条

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喵

320
00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,570
好了 可以了

321
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,655
住手 我肚子好痛

322
00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:03,700
噗叽 噗叽是怎样

323
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,619
你是放了什么鬼

324
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,122
不行 我真的不行了

325
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:15,045
等一下 放太多了啦

326
00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:22,302
喵

327
00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:24,638
搞什么

328
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,014
我卡住了

329
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:27,933
可以从你那边帮忙推一下吗喵

330
00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:30,602
是要怎么弄才能搞成这样

331
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:33,271
呜哦 屁股好软

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00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:36,274
(烟屁股)
施力点好不稳

333
00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:37,943
(烟屁股)
你屁股用点力啊

334
00:21:38,902 --> 00:21:41,863
完全没有要出去的感觉喵

335
00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:43,323
喵

336
00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:46,952
但总觉得这样很色啊

337
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:50,580
你偶尔带烟来看我就行了喵

338
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,290
你怎么就这样放弃了

339
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:55,168
你只要把屁股夹紧就好不是吗
小心我扁你哦

340
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,008
这些人是怎样

341
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,469
怎…

342
00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:07,973
怎么会这样啦

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(本节目纯属虚构 与实际存在之
人物 团体 法律等均毫无关系)

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(法律严禁未成年人吸烟与饮酒)
(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
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