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没烟了喵

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(七星香烟)

3
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尼古丁不足
视线都开始模糊了喵

4
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你好啊 尼古喵喵

5
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喵?

6
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我是香烟妖精

7
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是为了拯救
大脑被尼古丁支配的兽人而…

8
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呀 色狼

9
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听…听我把话说完啊

10
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兽人就是这样

11
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喵

12
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听好了 尼古喵喵

13
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你现在明显是尼古丁摄取过量

14
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抽烟要适度才能好好享受

15
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本喵正在适度享受啊喵

16
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我不认为
你那个是适度吸烟该有的反应

17
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好

18
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果然不能这样下去

19
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我来教你做对抗尼古丁的体操吧

20
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喵

21
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(对抗尼古丁体操)

22
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"那孩子的绑发绳已沾满烟灰"

23
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"连母亲的肺也沾满烟灰"

24
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"沾满烟灰 沾满烟灰"

25
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"等没命才哭 就后悔莫及"

26
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"啊 嘿咻 嘿咻"

27
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"嘿咻嘿咻 咯嗨咻"

28
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怎么样? 有用吗…

29
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住口 不要输给尼古丁啊

30
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在我面前晃着那么好抽的屁股
还想逃啊喵

31
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可恶 为什么喵

32
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一点烟味也没有喵

33
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那…那是当然

34
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毕竟我终究只是…

35
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喂

36
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尼古喵喵

37
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传阅板

38
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我终究只是你的幻想

39
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尼古喵喵?

40
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怎么可能喵

41
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真的有那种感觉啊喵

42
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一切都是你的脑袋
让你看见的假象

43
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不可能的喵

44
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不可能

45
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烟的气味

46
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烟草的触感

47
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反射的夕阳

48
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远方的汽笛声

49
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我无法离开这里

50
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我会一直陪着你的

51
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好了 来做体操吧

52
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喵?

53
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喵喵…

54
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《尼古喵喵》

55
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喂 嗑药猫

56
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喵

57
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尼古丁不足啊喵

58
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跟你挡一根烟喵

59
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学姐

60
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你好

61
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抱歉 我的也刚好抽完了

62
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骗谁啊 你这不是在抽喵

63
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这个是…

64
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那个不是香烟吗

65
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是香烟哦

66
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那给我嘛喵

67
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可是…

68
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小气个屁啊喵

69
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我不是有在你没钱的时候
赏你抽烟屁股喵

70
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学姐

71
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真是个忘恩负义的学妹啊喵

72
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这什喵鬼 好难抽啊喵

73
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学姐 不是这样

74
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不要立刻就吐出来

75
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而是吸进去后先停一下

76
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这样"成分"才会进去

77
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这个是香烟吗喵

78
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是的

79
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这个还不错嘛喵

80
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是不是

81
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学姐 要不要来吃冰

82
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现在吃的话
会变得超好吃的哦

83
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这个是香烟吗喵

84
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是啊

85
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《尼古喵喵》

86
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(狂兽病预防药简介)
(内附狂兽病预防药)

87
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(请务必详阅内附之说明书)

88
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今年也到这个季节了啊喵

89
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这药有股獐牙菜味
我不是很喜欢呢喵

90
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阿药 你在吗喵

91
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你在做什么喵

92
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学…学姐 有什么事吗

93
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我要吃狂兽病预防药
所以来找你要水喵

94
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我家水被停了喵

95
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这个是预防药哦

96
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我又没问你那个喵

97
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(电话卡 维生素 泻药)
(注射器 药丸 水 中药)

98
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你该不会
又在打什么奇怪的药吧喵

99
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怎么可能打

100
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我早就金盆洗手了
学姐你也知道吧

101
00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:02,943
要是学姐你不相信我

102
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我真的就只剩自己一个人了

103
00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:08,866
本来还以为改过自新后
就能跟大家一样过着正常的生活

104
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实在是太残酷了

105
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喵…

106
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话说

107
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学姐你为何要这么关心我呢

108
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喵?

109
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我懂了

110
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你是缉毒组对吧

111
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乔装得还真像 把学姐还给我

112
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你冷静喵

113
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深呼吸喵

114
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- 住手啊喵
- 都是因为你 害得我的人生…

115
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快给我现出你的真面目

116
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- 喵…
- 原形立现

117
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(嗑药猫非常不擅于
证明自己的清白)

118
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《尼古喵喵》

119
00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:59,709
真的是有够好笑…

120
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(手相 一次2000圆)

121
00:08:01,293 --> 00:08:03,754
那边的两位小姐

122
00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:07,508
酒馆的大叔干得还真是漂亮

123
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不是 我没想到
他会在那个时候露屁股呢

124
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喂 两只兽人

125
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要不要来试试

126
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看个手相

127
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(手相 一次2000圆)
好贵

128
00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:20,938
反正肯定不准

129
00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:23,065
收100圆的话倒还能试试

130
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我并不讨厌
打脸你这种嚣张客人呢

131
00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:31,532
这是算命对吧

132
00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:35,035
如果你觉得准
就要给我2000圆

133
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好吧喵

134
00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:39,749
嗯…

135
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嗯?

136
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好臭

137
00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:45,212
你有没有好好洗手啊

138
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喵

139
00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:48,549
你有在抽烟对吧

140
00:08:48,549 --> 00:08:52,219
而且烟瘾很重
让家人都为你感到头痛

141
00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:56,307
也没在赚钱
一个人住在破烂公寓里

142
00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,852
然后…

143
00:08:59,852 --> 00:09:02,688
你将会5年内死于肺癌

144
00:09:02,688 --> 00:09:04,607
不然就是死于火灾

145
00:09:06,817 --> 00:09:09,361
好了好了 不过是算命嘛

146
00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:12,406
来 抽根烟冷静一下吧

147
00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:14,074
气死我了

148
00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:17,620
看来是说中了

149
00:09:17,995 --> 00:09:19,914
再来换你了

150
00:09:19,914 --> 00:09:21,207
手伸出来

151
00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,417
算你100圆就好

152
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,252
我吗

153
00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:29,215
我不太相信这种事呢

154
00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:33,552
而且说起来
算命是一种巴纳姆效应对吧

155
00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:37,556
接下来你就会像算学姐那样
用现有信息来进行推测

156
00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,142
你有在碰非法药物吗

157
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没有

158
00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:47,358
那有案底吗

159
00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:48,234
没有

160
00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:49,735
有被搜过家里吗

161
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没有

162
00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,154
真的吗

163
00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:53,113
真的

164
00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:55,241
太…太奇怪了吧

165
00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,785
只是看个手相
就能说得这么具体

166
00:09:57,785 --> 00:10:00,287
不是 我是真的没有

167
00:10:01,372 --> 00:10:04,792
信不信就看你们自己了

168
00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:10,422
要是不满意的话
就放下100圆赶紧走人吧

169
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:22,560
喂

170
00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:27,565
《尼古喵喵》

171
00:10:52,506 --> 00:10:53,382
学姐

172
00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:55,801
你不去工作吗

173
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,887
还不是时候喵

174
00:10:58,304 --> 00:11:01,140
我打工的地方是领日薪的

175
00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:02,308
要不要一起来

176
00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:04,810
阿药

177
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:06,896
你看那片云喵

178
00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:11,317
本喵会成为那个喵

179
00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:12,818
喵

180
00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:16,572
不被任何事物所束缚
自由自在的存在

181
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:20,075
本喵想要变成那个样子喵

182
00:11:24,038 --> 00:11:28,042
不过是饿个肚子
是夺不走我的自由的喵

183
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,045
太…太帅了

184
00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:34,715
学姐 你那超然的态度帅爆了

185
00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:39,553
不过即便是成云的本喵
一旦没烟抽 还是会去工作的喵

186
00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:42,681
到时候就麻烦你介绍了喵

187
00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:44,975
没问题 我会马上安排

188
00:11:47,144 --> 00:11:49,355
今天的学姐…

189
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:58,113
就跟我第一次见到她时一样帅

190
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,407
没错

191
00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:06,914
我憧憬她那像天空的云朵般
不被任何事物所束缚的模样

192
00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:10,793
喂 阿药

193
00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:11,961
开门啊

194
00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:15,255
给我介绍工作啊

195
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:17,049
你是睡着了吗

196
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:20,386
该不会是嗑药嗑到嗨了吧

197
00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:22,554
赶快给我起床啊你

198
00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:24,765
喂 现在是半夜欸

199
00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,308
要死了喵

200
00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:29,603
本来以为还有一条
结果那是上礼拜的事喵

201
00:12:29,603 --> 00:12:31,855
我需要钱买烟啊喵

202
00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:36,318
帮我介绍
现在就能上工的日薪打工喵

203
00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:42,199
这个人不是云

204
00:12:42,199 --> 00:12:44,034
是烟啊

205
00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:01,051
K.O

206
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:04,221
- 粪GAME啊喵
- 你的实力不只如此吧

207
00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:05,431
喂 性爱猫

208
00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:07,182
这游戏也太粪了喵

209
00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:08,350
小尼古

210
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:11,854
玩格斗游戏时
缺乏冷静的人就会输哦

211
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,897
不可以表现出情绪

212
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:16,150
无论是何种状况都要冷静以对

213
00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,067
懂吗

214
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:20,738
要是做得到
就不会那么辛苦了喵

215
00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:21,739
给我

216
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,866
(RANK…排位赛)
让你见识一下我打排位的样子

217
00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:25,451
好好看清楚

218
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:29,705
(UlMAS…Ultimate Master级)
我是怎么排上UlMAS的吧

219
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:30,414
(UlMAS…Ultimate Master级)
要上了

220
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:40,758
K.O

221
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:46,096
- 再好好练练吧
- You lose

222
00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:50,392
不就是转一转游戏杆而已吗

223
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,195
小尼古 你肚子会不会饿

224
00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,447
差不多该来吃午饭了

225
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,156
喵

226
00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:06,658
我记得还有袋装方便面才对

227
00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:17,669
喵…

228
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,767
有件事我从刚刚开始
就一直很想说

229
00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:36,271
不要在放游戏的房间里抽烟啊

230
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,564
对不起喵

231
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:50,869
我要杀了你 烟鬼

232
00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:52,704
喵?

233
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:56,792
结果拖鞋就飞出去了

234
00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:57,793
不会吧

235
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,294
真的啦

236
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:03,507
妹子你都不太会有兽人的样子呢

237
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:05,300
你可以再猫一点没关系的

238
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这部分每个人都不一样啦

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喵

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00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:14,810
你刚刚"喵"出来了

241
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,103
别这样啦

242
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,396
好猫哦

243
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,649
小狗勾

244
00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:33,036
是小妹啊喵

245
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,163
怎么啦喵

246
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:36,498
是放学回家吗喵

247
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:38,584
原来你有姐姐啊

248
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:41,003
- 我是姐姐哦喵
- 超会喵的

249
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:42,462
好可爱

250
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:45,090
理我一下嘛喵

251
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我不认识她

252
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喵

253
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:53,307
(小性频道 准备中)

254
00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:58,103
好的 大家性性好

255
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:01,064
"小性频道"开始了哦

256
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,734
谢谢大家今天来看我

257
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,235
然后啊 然后啊

258
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,737
小性今天啊

259
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:09,156
遇到很讨厌的事

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讨厌

261
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,451
是大蚊子

262
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,703
讨厌 不要过来

263
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,955
小性怕虫虫啦

264
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:17,789
(感觉没在怕啊)
真是的 虫虫坏坏

265
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:18,707
(兽人也会怕虫吗)
真是的 虫虫坏坏

266
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:19,666
(虫虫好可怜)
真是的 虫虫坏坏

267
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:20,542
(拿去买昆虫饲养盒吧)
不管了 小性去拿吸尘器

268
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,460
(慢走 加油)
不管了 小性去拿吸尘器

269
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:22,294
(抖得好 没问题吗)
不管了 小性去拿吸尘器

270
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,255
抱歉 画面先关一下哦

271
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,761
(猫的本能)
(要剪精华了)

272
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:31,720
(不是不是不是)
(小性好可爱)

273
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,763
(观众人数下滑 笑死)
(我第一次来 请问是在做什么)

274
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:33,639
(恶爆)
(大蚊子是好虫啊)

275
00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:34,473
(好吃吗)
(还是抗拒不了本能)

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00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:38,769
(喵喵汉堡)

277
00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:40,145
真是的

278
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:42,898
姐姐真的让我好丢脸

279
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,233
气死我了…

280
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:48,654
原来妹子讨厌姐姐啊

281
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才没有讨厌

282
00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:51,573
所以是喜欢吗

283
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,034
喵…

284
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,452
喜欢?

285
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:57,454
我…

286
00:16:58,288 --> 00:16:59,581
我的头

287
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:01,583
抱…抱歉抱歉

288
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,544
也是会有这种复杂情绪呢

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00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:06,880
我…我是…

290
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,548
真的很抱歉

291
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:11,551
喵

292
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:14,263
原来小妹也是会这样大叫的啊

293
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,938
香烟跟咖啡虽然很搭

294
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,315
但会让人很想跑厕所
很令人不爽呢

295
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:28,443
我是不至于到不爽

296
00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:30,570
但我能懂那种想跑厕所的感觉

297
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:33,532
那是怎样? 小性听不懂

298
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:36,868
会不会是你们的膀胱
只有仓鼠那么大啊

299
00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:42,124
你这个厕所妖精是在讲什么鬼话

300
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:44,668
妖精?

301
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,044
那是什么喵

302
00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:49,923
这家伙在高中时
总是在厕所里吃便当

303
00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:52,217
- 因为叫也叫不出来
- 小性

304
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:53,635
- 所以大家都叫她厕所妖精
- 一起吃饭吧

305
00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:55,429
简称为厕精

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00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:57,681
- 吾为受死神欧西里斯蛊惑之人
- 等一下 别再说了

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00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:58,598
- 一旦靠近
- 等一下 别再说了

308
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:02,019
- 第八灾厄与诅咒咒印将会…
- 别再提这件事了啦

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00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:03,186
屁股吗? 你是屁股在痛吗

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00:18:03,186 --> 00:18:04,438
才不是

311
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:06,315
我杀了你哦

312
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:12,195
说起来 小性是大家的偶像

313
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:14,531
才不会尿尿呢

314
00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:16,283
跟益子不一样

315
00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:21,413
喵

316
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,498
学姐 你有听到吧

317
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,584
请帮我按住这个家伙

318
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:26,626
喵

319
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,337
咦 等等 咦

320
00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:32,382
- 按摩…
- 停…停下来 住脚

321
00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:33,133
- 按摩…
- 等等

322
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,218
- 按摩…
- 快住脚 我现在…

323
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:48,231
这不是尿了吗? 还说什么偶像

324
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:51,651
学姐 这个像青蛙般的东西

325
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,653
就是厕精的真面目

326
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:56,865
啧 脏死了 这个家伙

327
00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:00,744
喵

328
00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:04,581
杀了你…

329
00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:05,540
你…

330
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,667
好苦 好咸

331
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,503
你这个毒虫

332
00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:12,589
- 这可是生命的味道啊
- 抱歉

333
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:13,590
我会吐

334
00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:15,384
够了 我真的会吐啦

335
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:17,636
给我吐吧

336
00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:24,142
希望她们
别把本喵的屋子弄得太脏喵

337
00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:29,147
《尼古喵喵》

338
00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:31,149
(喵上原市公所)

339
00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:32,192
(兽人城市 喵上原)

340
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:34,111
今天来到了市公所喵

341
00:19:35,612 --> 00:19:38,407
性爱猫要来取自己的姓氏

342
00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:41,410
由于性爱猫的父母都是兽人

343
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,120
因此没有姓氏

344
00:19:43,995 --> 00:19:47,457
每次考试时
似乎都会因为名字而被扣5分

345
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:48,208
(期末综合测验)
(姓名 性子 -5)

346
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,918
写好了

347
00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:52,587
来来来 小尼古 你看

348
00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:54,840
小性的姓氏

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00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,424
喵

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00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:56,925
(姓 松松软软*天使)
(名 性子)

351
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,218
这什么喵

352
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,804
你看 是不是很可爱

353
00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:02,514
从今天开始

354
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:04,808
小性就是"松松软软*天使性子"

355
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,269
请多指教哦 小尼古

356
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:10,522
呃 感觉有点恶心喵

357
00:20:10,522 --> 00:20:12,816
(姓名申请表(兽人专用))
是说太长了 好拗口喵

358
00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:14,651
啥? 才不会呢

359
00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:19,239
今后绝对不会有人
用这个姓氏叫你喵

360
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:21,741
啥? 好过分

361
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:25,078
说起来
我倒是不知道小尼古的姓氏呢

362
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,789
不会是什么怪姓吧

363
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:28,290
我姓佐藤喵

364
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:28,832
(佐藤尼古子(本名))
我姓佐藤喵

365
00:20:28,832 --> 00:20:30,167
(佐藤尼古子(本名))
超普通

366
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:34,171
听说取好后
要再改姓氏的话会很麻烦

367
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,381
你要趁现在好好考虑清楚哦

368
00:20:36,381 --> 00:20:37,632
我不管

369
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:40,135
我要交出去了

370
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:42,095
叫田中性子如何

371
00:20:42,095 --> 00:20:43,221
死也不要

372
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,765
(兽人课)
好的 这样就行了

373
00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,851
日后会将文件寄到府上

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00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:50,270
身份证的更换 请在收到文件后

375
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:53,064
再来临柜办理

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00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,443
松松软软*天使

377
00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:59,154
小性是松松软软*天使

378
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,783
糟糕 不妙

379
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:04,993
小性要去上厕所

380
00:21:04,993 --> 00:21:05,952
要大便吗喵

381
00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:07,871
才不是

382
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:12,751
那个…这个要怎么处理

383
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,044
我看看

384
00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:17,255
好奇怪的姓氏

385
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:20,842
不过兽人
本来就很爱取奇怪的姓氏

386
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,470
中间的这个图案

387
00:21:24,429 --> 00:21:25,847
是什么呢

388
00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:28,350
我还没能问她 她就回去了

389
00:21:29,392 --> 00:21:31,061
会是什么呢

390
00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:33,855
图案或符号是无法输入的呢

391
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:37,734
这个该不会是指屁股的洞吧

392
00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:39,736
真的欸

393
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:41,488
这个是肛门啊

394
00:21:41,488 --> 00:21:45,242
"肛门"跟"屁股的洞"
要输入哪一个比较好

395
00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:47,702
两个念起来都很不顺呢

396
00:21:47,702 --> 00:21:49,287
就用○眼吧

397
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:53,959
一回到家就来开
取姓纪念直播吧

398
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,254
"松松软软*天使性子"

399
00:21:57,254 --> 00:21:57,754
(松松软软*天使性子)

400
00:21:57,754 --> 00:21:58,505
(松松软软天使性子)

401
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,259
(松松软软○眼天使性子)

402
00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:05,845
"松松软软○眼天使性子"

403
00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:07,347
就此诞生喵

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00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,147
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团体 法律等均毫无关系)

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00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,148
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(过度吸烟饮酒有缩短寿命之虞
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